Mine used to be "Princess in distress."
Used also some song quotes.
Then changed to "Need Cara gems QQ" and consequently "Need Lanterns QQ". Hopefully it'll change to "I need hearts QQ" soon!
Wish I had screened it, but a galka had something along the lines of... "Recently divorced, need new wife. Please send applications to (insert his name here)", it made me giggle. :3
A friend of mine had his comment saying "Hi guys" for the longest time. I kept telling him to change it and one day when I checked it out it said "I've been trying to think of something profound to say, but all I can think of is HI GUYS" and "Also I accept tips"
One of the more cheesy ones I had in mine was "Self-Rescuing Princess." I was trying to say that I'm not like Princess Peach, I don't need some Mario to bail me out of trouble. I'm fine to bail myself out! But it came across more as "Tehehe I'm a cute princess blah blah blah." :/ So I got rid of it. I can never think of anything witty to put in my bazaar comments.
Oh, and a pal of mine had something about charging 10 gil to everyone who checked him. He probably still has it up, but I haven't seen him in awhile.
And awhile ago when I was trying to sell some stuff that just no one would buy, I added a bazaar comment that I would dance a jig for anyone who bought anything out of my bazaar. Sales went up. xD
I was drunk one time, and I think I put "DON'T TALK ***ABOUT TOTAL" for my galka's bazaar comment.
And my taru has a much more simple and sober one saying "I like toast."
Which is funny because there is a mithra named Toast, and that is perhaps the most awesome name ever.
mine is just "Win 2000 gil if you can correctly guess the song in Legendia's Bazaar. He's around here somewhere : )" And I put a random song I like in there for people to guess. now it's "What I am to you, is not real. What I am to you, is not what you need. And what I am to you, is not what you mean to me" If anyone on bismarck knows it without google, 2k /tell
Mines says "I got 99 problems but a 90 emp ain't one" it used to be "All I ever do is Bigg so All she want to do is Biggz" <-- most won't get it because they don't listen to Big Sean
So, what are the most stupid, funniest, or coolest(doubt it)bazaar comments you'ever seen?
And what comment do you use?
I've seen plenty of "Hi nice to meet you ^^", "What are you looking at?!" and "I am the darkest of the dark knights"(or similar lame comments specifically from drk players)in these years.