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 Phoenix.Sehachan
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2011-07-30 10:46:13
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Yeah, don't blame me, I'm bored.

So, what are the most stupid, funniest, or coolest(doubt it)bazaar comments you'ever seen?
And what comment do you use?

I've seen plenty of "Hi nice to meet you ^^", "What are you looking at?!" and "I am the darkest of the dark knights"(or similar lame comments specifically from drk players)in these years.
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By Ramuh.Austar 2011-07-30 10:47:04
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By Ragnarok.Nemesio 2011-07-30 10:52:03
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Mine says the days in order because many people, as well as myself, often forget. Then under that it says Censorship At Its Finest because I was GM'ed for it saying "Brotip #9: Man the *** up". Then my friends I changed to "brutal *** rape is my favorite" months ago, an he hasn't had a thing said to him about it.

I personally find it funny when peoples bazaars are something angry about you checking them... But thu have items bazaared.
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By Ramuh.Austar 2011-07-30 10:53:34
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Ragnarok.Nemesio said:
Mine says the days in order because many people, as well as myself, often forget.
I personally find it funny when peoples bazaars are something angry about you checking them... But thu have items bazaared.
You can just check your spell list, go to the summons. They're in the same order the days go. And it's just funny, because Leingod is notorious for spamming everyone in town.
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By Asura.Kellzie 2011-07-30 10:54:08
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I've seen a lot of " I am the light within the dark" on some PLDs, makes me giggle. The typical DRK ones, expressing how their world is filled with darkness and all that crap.

But, I never really found one truly unique. Oh! I remeber one that went (Bind) (Fantasy) (Can I have it?) Heh. Silly galkas...
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By Phoenix.Slytribal 2011-07-30 11:12:41
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I seen one years ago which was rather amusing on a Taru, that went:

I'm a little Taru
Short and Stout
Here is my handle (And then it had some weird japanese symbols to look like legs and a d***)
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By Cerberus.Katsukora 2011-07-30 11:20:57
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I used one that went along with what usually happens when I do FoV in Beaucidine or Xarcabard, or if I just happen to skill up in the Boyhada Tree:

"If I ever have wood...
...blame it on the gigas.
Also, Goobbues."

It ALWAYS happens.

Recently changed it since I haven't taken a level 50ish job through those zones in a while:

"I dare anyone to farm 30 stacks
of one thing in one day, until then,
I am king with the patience of a corpse."

Reflecting upon my crazy farming habits. Cause I can do that without getting severely bored out of my mind.
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By Sylph.Binckry 2011-07-30 11:23:50
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My friend's was like, about if you're /c'ing at least pretend to be interested in the bazaar, with a little bit of swearing, he got banned for it -.-;. He let me borrow his kclub too ; ; but it was on him when it happened.. so... good things never last :<
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By Odin.Liela 2011-07-30 11:28:42
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Some I've seen:

"Stop checking me you stalker!" (As she had things for sale in her bazaar)

"What did Lord Vader say to the pld? I find your lack of attack disturbing." (On a heavy DD. It was a war or a drk, I can't remember.)

"Tarutaru will eat your family!" (On a taru.)

"Sushi makes my fur silky and shiny. Makes me a sexy cat!" (On a Mithra bazaaring a truckton of sushi.)

"GET OFF MY TAIL! You can't have me I belong to *boyfriend's name*" (On just another insane mithra giving all the other mithras a bad name.)
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By Asura.Kaisuko 2011-07-30 11:32:41
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Made me lol even more cause I was just reading the Mithra thread. >.>
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By slipispsycho 2011-07-30 11:32:59
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"The game"
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By Cerberus.Liandaru 2011-07-30 11:34:49
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{Tarutaru} {Black Mage} {I'm Sorry} I'm squishy. 1 hit I'm {dead}

That's mine.
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By Leviathan.Draylo 2011-07-30 11:36:15
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By Asura.Shylaa 2011-07-30 11:36:52
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"The only difference between FFXI and RL is you cant ban the noobs in real life" Came with a character I got...
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By Cerberus.Wolfshadow 2011-07-30 11:38:16
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Mine just has my main jobs, the names of my 2 closest friends in game, both of which quit though, and where I'll log out for the very last time if I ever quit. RIP lasbaybay :<
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By Pandemonium.Ironguy 2011-07-30 11:38:46
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Asura.Kaisuko said:

Made me lol even more cause I was just reading the Mithra thread. >.>

time to get some free pussy

cat
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By Leviathan.Draylo 2011-07-30 11:39:21
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Woops forgot to add this one too:

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By Leviathan.Draylo 2011-07-30 11:43:33
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lol why was the spoil deleted, was fail cause the name was Sepirothxi and lillesette shouting for wotg mission :/
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By slipispsycho 2011-07-30 11:45:00
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You need to check your messages.
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By Leviathan.Draylo 2011-07-30 11:46:32
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Never
 Phoenix.Sehachan
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2011-07-30 12:08:39
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By Ramuh.Austar 2011-07-30 12:10:57
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Psycho Slip said:
You need to check your messages.
They're all from me, he's just playing hard to get.
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By Leviathan.Novax 2011-07-30 12:16:15
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Draylo using bots? What is this? D:
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By Leviathan.Draylo 2011-07-30 12:22:01
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Huh what makes you say that?
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By Siren.Kalilla 2011-07-30 12:24:26
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Leviathan.Novax said:
Draylo using bots? What is this? D:
it's technically a hack not a bot lol, the GM tool draylo
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By Phoenix.Fondue 2011-07-30 12:25:13
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reported to the fbi
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By Cerberus.Wolfshadow 2011-07-30 12:26:48
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Phoenix.Fondue said:
reported to the cyber police
ftfy
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By Leviathan.Novax 2011-07-30 12:26:51
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Phoenix.Fondue said:
reported to the fbi
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By Leviathan.Draylo 2011-07-30 12:27:19
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plz no...
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By Siren.Kalilla 2011-07-30 12:27:37
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lol
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