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 Fenrir.Leoheart
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By Fenrir.Leoheart 2011-12-06 17:15:24
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I used to play ffxi like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
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By Leviathan.Phenomena 2011-12-06 17:18:04
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Moogles law: The other 40% of the time you start casting utsu ichi on last shadow the mob misses, and you cancel too late and waste a cast.
 
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By Gilgamesh.Joltx 2011-12-06 17:19:44
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If you keep failing to sell your item on ah worth 1m gil, it's because your competitors are selling it for 999,999 gil.
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By Leviathan.Phenomena 2011-12-06 17:29:01
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Moogle's Law #1: All mithra have a penis.
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By Leviathan.Phenomena 2011-12-06 17:43:26
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Now matter how hard to ask the Devs for it. They will never make it available to summon a fighting moogle to fight alongside you ; ;
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By Leviathan.Phenomena 2011-12-06 17:50:21
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Moogles law: >.> You will always get kicked off when trying to download an update, especially when you leave to go do something since you cant play ff...

also. Everytime you get argus' ToD there is an emergency maint right when his window opens...

Edit: also the only ones i can think of really were from pre-abyssea playing.
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By Carbuncle.Xenhas 2011-12-06 18:14:59
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1/8 on Goading Belt with blue !! and TH

make sure that I'm 78/80 and tell other 5 people to pass

Xenhas obtains Hero's Galea
Xenhas obtains Saika Hachimaki
80/80
You do not meat the requirements to obtain Goading Belt

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didn't pass the items that everyone else did
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By Siren.Necromage 2011-12-06 20:42:02
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When an item called "Redemption" can't redeem your job..
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By Kikorimo 2011-12-06 21:22:07
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Fenrir.Leoheart said: »
Here's one I didn't see mentioned..


Use primevil brew, Paralyzed.

Even better, Moogle's Law: pop Primevil brew, get charmed by NM.
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By Lakshmi.Baronskull 2011-12-06 22:10:42
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Moogle's Law: (subsection Baronskull's Laws #1): When you get killed, it will always be in some god-awful spot where nobody will ever notice your body.
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By Bismarck.Elanabelle 2011-12-06 22:39:27
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Moogle Law for old-days Dynamis-Windy:

"Everyone hug the wall, and stay clear of the Death House!"

Someone was AFK using auto-follow and auto-runs right into the Death House mobs. Wipe.
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By Phoenix.Morier 2011-12-06 22:53:03
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Come to ffxiah.com to look something important up. See the forums look at lolpics and forget what I came to look up.
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By Odin.Eikechi 2011-12-06 22:55:17
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submitted one, idk if it was a repeat, not gonna read 19 pages of that thread, but:

Moogle's Law: Just as you finish casting Utsusemi:Ichi, while Ni is down, the mob you're fighting, uses an AoE.
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By Bismarck.Eburo 2011-12-06 23:27:21
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Mine was:

The chance of a NM using an equipment-stripping TP move is directly proportional to your amount of TP.
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By Ragnarok.Gunit 2011-12-07 00:38:01
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Come to official Forums to Troll, Just to see someone else already started a thread with your idea...
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By Carbuncle.Kerokun 2011-12-07 06:25:44
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Don't know if this has been said, but...

Do an easy synth for a buddy, be 70+ levels over the cap, still fail and lose all mats.
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By Odin.Minefield 2011-12-07 07:17:24
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Synthesizing for a friend?

Break synthesis, and lose all materials friend gathered.
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By Leviathan.Catnipthief 2011-12-07 07:33:52
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Bismarck.Elanabelle said: »
Moogle Law for old-days Dynamis-Windy:

"Everyone hug the wall, and stay clear of the Death House!"

Someone was AFK using auto-follow and auto-runs right into the Death House mobs. Wipe.


Better way to word this:


"No matter how careful you are, someone will ALWAYS aggro death house"
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By Odin.Sheelay 2011-12-07 08:05:54
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While running in a zone with aggressive mobs, friend asks you to let him /autofollow you to afk rq.

5 seconds after he afks, forget he was autofollowing you and gear swap, letting him run through the whole zone aggroing and linking everything.

True story.
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By Cerberus.Saithorx 2011-12-07 08:28:07
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If you discover new method to kill Absolute Virtue, it will get patched.
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By Sylph.Hitetsu 2011-12-07 08:34:01
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Odin.Minefield said: »
Synthesizing for a friend?

Break synthesis, and lose all materials friend gathered.

If you're crafting for some guy you spoke to once, you HQ everything that you'd want HQ'd. If you're crafting for a friend who spent weeks getting ingredients for something, you NQ every attempt but never break.

If you're crafting anything for yourself, you break every attempt and end up with 7 ingredients out of an 8 ingredient recipe.
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By Asura.Wordspoken 2011-12-07 09:00:21
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Odin.Minefield said: »
Synthesizing for a friend?

Break synthesis, and lose all materials friend gathered.
Been there. Had enough skill to hq it x.x
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By Siren.Kalilla 2011-12-13 02:03:51
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Contest Entries have been closed, but feel free to have fun in the thread still if you want ;p
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By Bismarck.Rinomaru 2011-12-13 02:04:42
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Moogles law: Think of the best moogle law the day it closes.
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By Kikorimo 2011-12-13 02:13:00
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Moogle's Law: zone into abyssea, get "time out" error while zoning. Unable to log back in (get "time out" error on load screen while logging in) and GM's "unable to help." and the service and support site I am told to visit is closed...
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By Lakshmi.Blacklion 2011-12-13 02:52:57
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That moment when you get home from a hard day of work and have to rush home to get to your LS event, and Lost your security token
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By Asura.Malekith 2011-12-13 03:02:59
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Moogles Law: There will always be a long maintenance when you have the day off!
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By Siren.Kalilla 2011-12-13 23:03:51
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12-13-2011 10:51 PM
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FINAL FANTASY XI Moogle’s Law Contest Winners Announced!
We received an overwhelming number of entries and we're not ashamed to say that it took the Community Team quite a bit of discussion to select the winners because so many of them were exceptional!

After a round-table meeting, we have deemed the below entries would be accepted by the Moogles and shall therefore be inscribed into the Moogle's Law Handbook.

Without further ado, the winners of the Moogle's Law Contest (in no particular order):

  • Name: Phoenix.Amael [Entry Link]
    Moogle's Law: “The chance of Misstargeting a Tell is directly proportional to how embarrassing/private/personal the Tell is.”

  • Name: Phoenix.Jinne [Entry Link]
    Moogle's Law: “That lovely lady adventurer you've been consorting with, spending your hard-earned Gil on and devoting your time to, turns out not to be a lady at all... Oh my!”

  • Name: Fenrir.Hakkuro [Entry Link]
    Moogle's Law: “The sacrifice of Tarutaru Black Mages is directly proportional to the drop rate of Relic Armor. The drop rate is further increased if these brave Tarutarus /panic and
    /dance before their eventual demise at the hands of a well-timed Firaga III.”


Congratulations! We hope you all had as much fun with the Moogle's Law contest as we did!
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By Siren.Kalilla 2011-12-13 23:06:56
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Congrats Amael!

Only one that I think really visits the site lol XD
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