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 Carbuncle.Wulfshadow
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By Carbuncle.Wulfshadow 2011-12-06 09:52:17
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Bored between homework and studying for finals, so I'll give it a go:
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By Carbuncle.Kerokun 2011-12-06 10:09:21
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Along similar lines:

Use Hagakure for TP Bonus, then Tachi: Fudo.
Tachi: Fudo misses.
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By Asura.Revelation 2011-12-06 10:24:55
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Shadows are down? ENEMY CRITS EVERY HIT WITHOUT MISSING. Problem?
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 Asura.Dameshi
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By Asura.Dameshi 2011-12-06 10:26:11
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Enemy hitting you with about 50% accuracy.
Cast Flash, enemy gains 100% accuracy.

Last Resort & Souleater. Guillotine misses.
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By Bismarck.Snprphnx 2011-12-06 10:30:31
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Posted from my alt acct, because the forums isnt letting me save my main character and allow me to post.


Finally complete a relic weapon, then miss the first weaponskill you use while showing it off.
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By Asura.Revelation 2011-12-06 10:32:08
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Enemy hitting you with about 50% accuracy. Cast Flash, enemy gains 100% accuracy. Last Resort & Souleater. Guillotine misses.

Made me think of "Use Blood Weapon. Miss every swing."
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By Fenrir.Leoheart 2011-12-06 10:44:14
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Finish Making exp party after 3 hours, disbands in 10 minutes.
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By Caitsith.Heimdall 2011-12-06 10:45:07
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spend whole dynamis runs waiting for specific gear to drop to soon lead puts quartermaster on in last couple mins to have it drop and have it happen twice in under a month!

Dont go to a npc shop for 6 months to a year then the one time u do its closed on holiday and have that happen everytime!
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By Phoenix.Kirana 2011-12-06 10:54:24
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Perfect alignment in synergy, NQ.
Alignment 3 off target and leaking, HQ3.

Hit sneak attack WS macro. Get stunned or slept after sneak attack.
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By Bahamut.Rulerofdarkness 2011-12-06 11:08:49
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Use Hundred Fists, get charmed.

Go to use toolbag, mob casts paralyze.

Camping NM, leave real quick to use bathroom, come back to a 5/5 pink NIN fighting NM.

Camping NM, see it spawn... connection lost.
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By Fenrir.Leoheart 2011-12-06 11:09:33
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Here's one I didn't see mentioned..


Use primevil brew, Paralyzed.
 
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By Odin.Upbeat 2011-12-06 11:13:24
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By Lakshmi.Greggles 2011-12-06 11:17:10
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Joins exp party after looking for one for hours.

Zones into the zone to find that tons of mobs have been trained to the entrance so you can't exp.

Gotta love the pre-MPK patch FFXI. :<
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By Leviathan.Phenomena 2011-12-06 11:23:34
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"we're sure adventurers all around Vana'diel have experienced certain "phenomena"

F u moogle. u trying to say i sleep around? I won't stand for this!
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By Leviathan.Quetzacoatl 2011-12-06 11:31:03
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Your party triggers Blue Weakness on Shinryu, but the player who volunteered to use a Primeval Brew on him gets doomed.
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By Sakuhra 2011-12-06 11:31:14
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(Whitegate era - eu time)
Looking for PT:
Invite <can you speak jp?> -> You </no>
Invite <im sry> -> You /cryforeveralone.jpg
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By Cerberus.Draupnir 2011-12-06 11:34:15
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Moogle law: Camp hocho for cooking mule 0/??? every time. Old ls member camps hocho 1/1 proceeds to sell drop.

Edit: >.> jpbutton at its max here
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By Asura.Dameshi 2011-12-06 11:36:17
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Put party flag up on BLU.
Get tells asking if you have a different job.
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2011-12-06 11:39:03
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Finally get an XP party invitation. Kill two mobs then disband.
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By Sakuhra 2011-12-06 11:43:25
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Siren.Kalilla said: »
>.> this whole page has almost no moogle laws

I was looking forward to reading more :\
do you want something more like this:
If you use a brew you will get warped to your homepoint :P ?
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By Siren.Necromage 2011-12-06 11:52:11
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The chest is locked.
You have a hunch the first digit is odd.
The chest is locked.
You have a hunch the first digit is 2, 3, or 4.
The chest is locked.
You have a hunch the first digit is 3.
The chest is locked.
You have a hunch the second digit is 5, 6, or 7.
The chest is locked.
You have a hunch the second digit is odd.

Necromage failed in opening the lock.
The correct combination was 35.

Q_Q
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By Asura.Malekith 2011-12-06 11:52:57
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No matter where it is you think of farming, no matter the time of day, no matter how few people are there when you search beforehand... The minute you get there it's crowded because other people were thinking the same damn thing...
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By Bismarck.Gaspee 2011-12-06 12:34:13
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By Lakshmi.Harkonnen 2011-12-06 12:44:17
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LS Leader: trades "Glowing Lamp" to gate
LS Leader: uses scroll "Instant Warp"
LS Leader: "Trade me"
LS Leader: Vanishes leaving the rest of us standing around with no lamp to enter.

Never laughed so hard when this happened and never let her live it down to this date.
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By Fenrir.Mtmoogle 2011-12-06 12:53:06
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300%TP PREPARE TO WS!!!!!!!

Hasso
Mighty Strikes
Berserk
Warcry
Aggressor
Warrior's Charge
Blood Rage

Mtmoogle readies Shield Break...

RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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By Fenrir.Vulcat 2011-12-06 13:01:54
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HQs every augment synergy (useless stats)
NQs the abj to tatter synergy
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By Cerberus.Saithorx 2011-12-06 13:04:02
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Just a few off the top of my head.

1) If you found a good price on a 100 currency, it's really a single.
2) If try to claim from a wiping group, you claim it "call for helped".
3) When you arrive with a group to kill a pop NM fast, someone is soloing it really slow... and won't accept assistance.
3) Day 9 for Nidhogg? Day 4 Behemoth? Fafnir and King Behemoth pop.
4) Claimed Nidhogg without botting by trading "Sweet Tea".
5) If you ever buy something that is really expensive, the item will become easily available and drop in price. (thief's knife)
By volkom 2011-12-06 13:08:50
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