The beast of ambition has slain you.
Rest now in eternal slumber.
Things You Hear That Make Your Heart Sink In Game.
Things you hear that make your heart sink in game.
*Level 30 party in Yhoator Jungle killing Mandies*
"THF: {Fishing} Yhoator Mandragora"
"PLD: {Provoke} Yhoator Mandragora"
"BLM starts casting Firaga on the Yhoator Mandragora."
"3 White Lizards masacre entire party"
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"BLM: GDI guys stop fighting next to the lizards they aggro sound you dumbasses"
"ME: /facepalm"
"THF: {Fishing} Yhoator Mandragora"
"PLD: {Provoke} Yhoator Mandragora"
"BLM starts casting Firaga on the Yhoator Mandragora."
"3 White Lizards masacre entire party"
...
...
"BLM: GDI guys stop fighting next to the lizards they aggro sound you dumbasses"
"ME: /facepalm"
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Lakshmi.Mabrook said:
Cerberus.Tidis said:
One I had that was horrible, was shouting for seals, think it was for WAR feet and I had chosen the funguar NM near Sippoy, got a NIN and in the first fight he's taking a beating.
Get a tell from someone else in the pt saying "He's not swapping gear" so I respond "Oh I just thought that was blinkmenot doing that" so he asks "How's your evasion set?" in pt chat, the response was "I don't have an evasion set".
I literally facepalmed.
Get a tell from someone else in the pt saying "He's not swapping gear" so I respond "Oh I just thought that was blinkmenot doing that" so he asks "How's your evasion set?" in pt chat, the response was "I don't have an evasion set".
I literally facepalmed.
I'd bet he was skilling up katana while fighting the mob lol.
*gathering party for Blanga seals*
/sh Blanga <Do You Need It?> THF RNG BRD <body> <You Can Have This> @1 /tell <me>
<RandomPerson> "Does Anyone Need PLD?"
/sh Blanga <Do You Need It?> THF RNG BRD <body> <You Can Have This> @1 /tell <me>
<RandomPerson> "Does Anyone Need PLD?"
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Promyvion fights
"Ok use your animas player 1"
"I don't have it"
hurrr durrr
"Ok use your animas player 1"
"I don't have it"
hurrr durrr
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After sitting at the computer all day, bored, I go up stairs to watch tv and be social with family. Then deciding to go to the store, and half way there my phone allerts me I have a text. (this was before procs were figured out in abyssea).
Text from friend: hurry and get to la thien. Orison cape dropped and no one needs it.
me:.....
After weeks of no drop.
Text from friend: hurry and get to la thien. Orison cape dropped and no one needs it.
me:.....
After weeks of no drop.
Cause I have not seen this one posted. When I first started every DRK I ran into had this macro:
"Cut my life into pieces this is my {Last Resort}"
"Cut my life into pieces this is my {Last Resort}"
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"I'll come PUP"
/sinkheart.
/sinkheart.
"Brb going to dump merits"
then /anon and ninja job change.
then /anon and ninja job change.
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Leviathan.Narshe said:
*In an Ulg range party killing bluffloes* "I have to go, I have a rep otw :D seeya!!" *sea all pld* He's level 71. :|
how about ppl in a shout pt that warp to jeuno from abyssea for something, they are on a useful lvl 80+ job. Then comes back as a lv 35 job that can't even survive in the zone with a dedicated healer.
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Odin.Sheelay said:
{Gather toghether} @ {Veridical Conflux # X}
- {Where?}
<pos>
- I don't have the map. Please guide me.
It's 2011 and people still don't have them all.
- {Where?}
<pos>
- I don't have the map. Please guide me.
It's 2011 and people still don't have them all.
I think it's perfectly acceptable for people to still not have the crawlers map, *** that thing. Not the exact place you were in, but it fits under "all".
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Shiva.Msthief said:
Odin.Sheelay said:
{Gather toghether} @ {Veridical Conflux # X}
- {Where?}
<pos>
- I don't have the map. Please guide me.
It's 2011 and people still don't have them all.
- {Where?}
<pos>
- I don't have the map. Please guide me.
It's 2011 and people still don't have them all.
I think it's perfectly acceptable for people to still not have the crawlers map, *** that thing. Not the exact place you were in, but it fits under "all".
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Bismarck.Nevill said:
"I can bring my pup!"
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/sh randomdude: Bukhis do you need it? everything fl/atma-- stones locked etc
<me> i dont need atma/ or +2 items can i have the wings?
<randomdude> it's fl.
<me> oh okies i guess lol.
(me): hello party!
(randomdude): hello!
(faildude): hello!
Bukhis is defeated:
me lots a 406 on Buhkis wings
faildude lots a 997 on buhkis wings
faildude obtains buhkis wings.
(me): what you making? im curious :O
(faildude): O I'm making a club, but i prolly won't start it for while.
(me): oh how many wings u need so far ^^?
(faildude0: just 1/50
(me): oh...im on stage 2 gandiva trials and im at 15/50...
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
personal experiences. gotta love em.
<me> i dont need atma/ or +2 items can i have the wings?
<randomdude> it's fl.
<me> oh okies i guess lol.
(me): hello party!
(randomdude): hello!
(faildude): hello!
Bukhis is defeated:
me lots a 406 on Buhkis wings
faildude lots a 997 on buhkis wings
faildude obtains buhkis wings.
(me): what you making? im curious :O
(faildude): O I'm making a club, but i prolly won't start it for while.
(me): oh how many wings u need so far ^^?
(faildude0: just 1/50
(me): oh...im on stage 2 gandiva trials and im at 15/50...
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
personal experiences. gotta love em.
A few things I have seen so far, that have not been said:
1) Full Pink DD's (you know these people all too well)
2) Full Teal Mages (particularly BLM)
3) DD's full-timing Twilight Mail/Helm (these are WS pieces, and if you wear them for the RR, thats what Atma of the Apocalypse is for)
4) People who refuse to gear swap, for reasons that are far beyond me
5) Shouts of this nature
Player: Amarok Do you need it? PLD/COR Body Seal 3/5
Player: BLM / WHM Can I have it? Must buy popset.
Those are just a few things that bother me when I see it.
1) Full Pink DD's (you know these people all too well)
2) Full Teal Mages (particularly BLM)
3) DD's full-timing Twilight Mail/Helm (these are WS pieces, and if you wear them for the RR, thats what Atma of the Apocalypse is for)
4) People who refuse to gear swap, for reasons that are far beyond me
5) Shouts of this nature
Player: Amarok Do you need it? PLD/COR Body Seal 3/5
Player: BLM / WHM Can I have it? Must buy popset.
Those are just a few things that bother me when I see it.
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O-Hat run 20 people starting at 9PM (your time) beeing last on the list and at 4AM party leader saying "I am tired wanna just end it here" and everyone leaving on your turn to pop. May as well stay up and get redy for your 10 hour work shift that starts in 2 hours. Thanks guys >.<
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Or when everytime you post something, no matter what it is, it gets deleted by the same moderator for no reason. Sometimes I wish people would play the game and leave my posts alone.
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Ragnarok.Cambot said:
Or when everytime you post something, no matter what it is, it gets deleted by the same moderator for no reason. Sometimes I wish people would play the game and leave my posts alone.
That's what happens when you ignore PMs, and then do nothing but whine about it.
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Ragnarok.Cambot said:
Or when everytime you post something, no matter what it is, it gets deleted by the same moderator for no reason. Sometimes I wish people would play the game and leave my posts alone.
Your little group needs to find something else to amuse yourselves with. I don't appreciate being bombarded with the PMs.
And stay on topic if you're going to post in this thread.
And stay on topic if you're going to post in this thread.
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Ramuh.Krizz said:
Shiva.Msthief said:
Odin.Sheelay said:
{Gather toghether} @ {Veridical Conflux # X}
- {Where?}
<pos>
- I don't have the map. Please guide me.
It's 2011 and people still don't have them all.
- {Where?}
<pos>
- I don't have the map. Please guide me.
It's 2011 and people still don't have them all.
I think it's perfectly acceptable for people to still not have the crawlers map, *** that thing. Not the exact place you were in, but it fits under "all".
Oh, I actually meant the confluxes and aby maps.
As Whm in xp pt or something like being only whm in old-Dyna with people dying from something like bad pull, links, etc..:
<Almost every DD> HASTE HASTE HASTEEEE!! WTF WHM!!! WE LOSE BECAUSE I AM NOT HASTED.
<WHM> Sorry was busy healing main tank and keep main party alive
<Almost every DD> HASTE ME!
I'm sorry, if you can't function on your job without haste, you need to re-evaluate how you play said job.
Whm in Dyna when everyone supposed to bring RR items. After wipe, Lone Whm ends up having to raise 10+ people (most wanting R3). Then people want to fight right away and are mad at you for trying to med...
As Puller in Abby: <Puller> "Do we have sleepers, so I can pull multiple mobs?"
<Ally Ldr> We have 3 Blms, 2 Rdms, Brd, Whm, etc...
<Puller> "Pulling lots of mobs to keep kills fast"
Back at group. Puller watches as half the mages stand there and the other half's sleep don't land once.
<Puller before Dying> "So.. sleep? anyone.. cure? anyone? Why are only 5 people fighting/moving out of 18?"
<Puller notices 5 people /anon in ally>
The last 2 lines apply to abby in general. Seems like half of ally's don't move ever in xp runs and wayyy too many lowbies.
Ditto on the "dumping merits brb"
/comes back as naked /anon
<Almost every DD> HASTE HASTE HASTEEEE!! WTF WHM!!! WE LOSE BECAUSE I AM NOT HASTED.
<WHM> Sorry was busy healing main tank and keep main party alive
<Almost every DD> HASTE ME!
I'm sorry, if you can't function on your job without haste, you need to re-evaluate how you play said job.
Whm in Dyna when everyone supposed to bring RR items. After wipe, Lone Whm ends up having to raise 10+ people (most wanting R3). Then people want to fight right away and are mad at you for trying to med...
As Puller in Abby: <Puller> "Do we have sleepers, so I can pull multiple mobs?"
<Ally Ldr> We have 3 Blms, 2 Rdms, Brd, Whm, etc...
<Puller> "Pulling lots of mobs to keep kills fast"
Back at group. Puller watches as half the mages stand there and the other half's sleep don't land once.
<Puller before Dying> "So.. sleep? anyone.. cure? anyone? Why are only 5 people fighting/moving out of 18?"
<Puller notices 5 people /anon in ally>
The last 2 lines apply to abby in general. Seems like half of ally's don't move ever in xp runs and wayyy too many lowbies.
Ditto on the "dumping merits brb"
/comes back as naked /anon
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Leading my first Kings LS way back in 2005.
"Ok its simple. When we claim, everyone stand on the front two paws"
"Which paw?"
"Any of the front two"
"ok"
"and don't move after we start fighting, just stand there and don't run away."
"ok"
"keep stoneskin up if you're a mage. When hurricane wings hit you, recast stoneskin and help cure the melee who take dmg"
"ok"
"don't ever move. THFs don't SA unless I say its ok"
"ok"
"If you steal hate and it starts wacking on you, stay put. Die, but do not move no matter what"
"ok"
"Give me a few mins at the start to cap hate before y'all start doing dmg and ***"
"ok"
"I like to heal myself to keep hate, so please dont cure me unless I get into orange/red HP"
"Ok"
POP!
"Mine!"
"Gather at the front paw"
THF uses sneak attack
DRK uses Souleater
DRK uses Last Resort
BLM Starts casting Burst on Fafnir
RNG uses Barrage
WHM casts flash
BRD Casts Mazurka
BRD Casts Mazurka
"wtf you using mazurka?"
"gonna kite it!"
Fafnir readies Hurricane wing
WHM uses benediction
Fafnir readies spike flail
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".......................so, what went wrong"
"Ok its simple. When we claim, everyone stand on the front two paws"
"Which paw?"
"Any of the front two"
"ok"
"and don't move after we start fighting, just stand there and don't run away."
"ok"
"keep stoneskin up if you're a mage. When hurricane wings hit you, recast stoneskin and help cure the melee who take dmg"
"ok"
"don't ever move. THFs don't SA unless I say its ok"
"ok"
"If you steal hate and it starts wacking on you, stay put. Die, but do not move no matter what"
"ok"
"Give me a few mins at the start to cap hate before y'all start doing dmg and ***"
"ok"
"I like to heal myself to keep hate, so please dont cure me unless I get into orange/red HP"
"Ok"
POP!
"Mine!"
"Gather at the front paw"
THF uses sneak attack
DRK uses Souleater
DRK uses Last Resort
BLM Starts casting Burst on Fafnir
RNG uses Barrage
WHM casts flash
BRD Casts Mazurka
BRD Casts Mazurka
"wtf you using mazurka?"
"gonna kite it!"
Fafnir readies Hurricane wing
WHM uses benediction
Fafnir readies spike flail
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".......................so, what went wrong"
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