Things You Hear That Make Your Heart Sink In Game.

Just a lighthearted thread if people fancy joining and having a giggle. I know these threads have been done before but they never fail to give me a nostalgic laugh.

So.... things you dont want to hear in game or simply makes a part of you die inside:

Old style Dynamis puller: (especially in Xarc) "Whoops......."
Old school valk pty WHM: "AFK dinner and gotta feed the baby"
Old school The B Tree pty "{Fisherman} ----> Aquarius <----- "
Very old school Garbage Shittydel pty "TRAIN INC"
Any non /NIN DD in Sky OTW to Byakko "I cant afford the SNK and INV pots"
DRG: "I sub DNC to heal myself"
NIN: "You buy me the tools if you dont like it, enfeebles are what mages are for"
PLD: "I only cure myself"
WHM: "Reraise?"
COR: "I cant afford to DD, im a buffer and support heal COR"
BLM: "FU im not gonna sleepga!! they will wake and kill me!!!"
SMN: <insert 4 line /p macro text to announce avatars being called and dismissed> then the upset puppy dog responces after you try to inform them about /echo

Few off the top of my head :D

Disclaimer: These are not attacks on anyones jobs and reflect only my personal thoughts and ideas on gaming :D

Im ok with it.

"I can bring my pup!"

BRD: /p "Horde lullaby" Greater Colibri <<sleepga>>

Every brd on the first ever colibri party will horde and it always ends the same way.

lmao please tell me you made that up if not then that is an acceptable /ragequit

:O

we did that with a PCC back when they still sold for 2.5 mil

While fighting a cactuar: "Imma stay far away lolz!"

Level 78 WHM in Abyssea: "I dont HAVE haste, just use your haste samba, you'll be fine."

Oh the humanity......

"Can you sneak/invis me?"


Yup, that was me!

I can't sleepga these, my enfeebling skill is only 100ish and i don't know how to skill it - Just spam dia in an exp pt - I can't, i only have /nin

"What is Kazham?"

Haste takes time to proc.

back in ye olden days you finally get a prommy party together and everybody teleports and enters said prommy when somebody

"hey I gotta go in 30mins"




8| raaaaaaaaaaaaargggggggggg

also, from ye olden days of partying in onzozo
"ok Daus, I need you to help the whm sneak/invis everybody to camp"

really?..wtf?....really?......no like..really?

and..on the way to Byakko, it would never fail and was my favorite phrase ever
"Aggro!"
were some epically irritating recover attempts

which reminds me of the other thing I hated about sky
"some mages come out here and heal the melees while they get TP"
I dont know why healing for TP was any different than healing anywhere else, but I hated it with a passion. Maybe because I was one of the few who wouldnt fake afk..well..maybe I fake afk'd sometimes too >3


or or or

Me: "OMG CHARBY POP!!!"
linkshell mate: afk
ls mate: afk
lsmate: afk
friend: afk

Player X lots 890 on Itzpapalotl Scale
Player X wins Itzpapalotl Scale
Player X lots 917 on Itzpapalotl Scale
Player X wins Itzpapalotl Scale
Player X lots 827 on Vision Stone
Player X wins Vision Stone
Player X lots 793 on Vision Stone
Player X wins Vision Stone



<Player X> Oops, I meant to pass everything.

"I haven't done the quest for sleepga 2 yet.

*In the middle of VT+++++++ mobs while sneak'd and invis'd*
the game tells you "your Sneak and/or Invis is wearing"

CoP fights after hours of prep.
"I must have missed a cutscene."

*** UGH

^

"Jessa >> {Invite to join party}".

Player1: Lots 990 on Glavoid shell.
Galbir: Lots 2 on Glavoid shell.
Player1: Obtains the Glavoid shell.

Player1 >>: Hey man I noticed you lotted on that shell to.
>> Player1: Yup.
Player1>>: Mind if I ask you something?
>>Player1: Sure what's up?
Player1>>: What's it used for?
>>Player1: ...

I'll never PuG again.

*after waiting forever for someone to get in the zone for the party*
"I don't have the map, who can come to get me?"

But the one I alwyas hated the most:
Player A: I need to leave soon
Pt leader: Ok, anyone else?
*silence*
Pt leader: Ok X your rep is here, you can go
Player B: I'm going too
Player C: Me too
Player D: /force dc
New member: Why have you invited me if you were disbanding?

...

I agree, but you don't expect a friend in your linkshell to do something this stupid. I live by those rules in pick up groups, but when you're with friends it sometimes slips your mind.