Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?

Yeah I just had a flashback to the fresh prince of bel air and reminded me of that. So I googled it and my god the results. Now I see why you americans are so fat



I dont think I have ever wanted food as much in my life....

Because food is delicious?

Yep.

:o pizzarito!!

WHY ISN'T OVR HOME TO TAKE ME TO GET STUFF FOR THIS

Clean kitchen.
Come back to AH.
....So much food
Back to kitchen.

NOMNOMNOM

I googled images of Irish people and now I see why you're all drunk all the time.

Fatty

That pizza looks good, Schiz, but I dunno how I feel about sauce on cheese instead of cheese on sauce.

I'm not gonna deny it,we're all fugly. They just got all the ugly people of europe and stuck them on the english mainland. Eventually all the collective ugliness bred to produce something so ugly,they even had to deport it.

And Ireland was born

I've never really been a fan of cheese steaks.

What REALLY sounds good to me right now is a gyro. ***. Yes.

It's all going to the same place, anyway. You think your colon can tell the difference?

My tongue can. :< I like cheese more than pizza sauce.

It's the way the food hits the palate!

I was happy with my carrots and now I'm staring at them like "*** you, taste like lamb!"

I don't trust my tongue. It gave me high cholesterol, the ***.

edit: Oh sure, now no one's talkative.

No one ever mails me pizza :\

You just get the collective unhealthy recipes of every other nation all lumped together lol

Looks like we're neck and neck with... Saudi Arabia?

Also, Canada's not looking too shabby.

"The meal isn't over when I'm full.

The meal is over when I hate myself!"

I make those to order on Tuesdays at work. Beef instead of lamb though. Lamb is too expensive in a buffet setting. Not as popular as I'd expected them to be.

Then again, 95% of our guests are old as dirt, so the pita bread is probably against their diet. The diet they need to live to 90 years old and completely rely on other people for all of their needs.

All the "feed this baby for five cents a day" commercials had me thinking there'd be no place in Africa with an obesity problem. I feel very sheltered lol

1	United States	181.27lbs.
2	New Zealand	179.17lbs.
3	Australia	178.69lbs.
4	Czech Republic	178.46lbs.
5	United Arab Emirates	178.20lbs.
6	Slovakia	178.18lbs.
7	Norway	177.75lbs.
8	Canada	175.90lbs.
9	Germany	175.74lbs.
10	Hungary	175.66llbs.

Source: http://www.bloomberg.com/visual-data/best-and-worst/50-heaviest-countries

South Africa. Doesn't count.

Isnt dieting at that point kinda pointless? To maximize it,they shoulda done it while younger,since when you eat healthy/exercise to prolong your life,its your "shortly before mid life" that extends,who gives a *** about their extra week of living to piss you off!

You know you're hungry when you get home and bite into some chicken and get that rush of endorphins that makes you a little light headed and wooshie and feeling good. Also my wife is awesome for leaving a rotisserie chicken in the fridge for me to plow down into.

Rode my motorcycle up there today (was like the perfect morning) and the ride back home was awwwwwwwesome, totally have a new addiction. Had a good day at work, got the compliment "Never seen anyone get PCRs down so fast." Made me all warm and fuzzy for finally being good at something.

( '-')b Also it is National EMS Week. Go thank a fire fighter, paramedic, EMT, dispatch, the whole shabang.

I'm so full of happies I don't know what to do with them all. Wish I could just hand them all out like candy to peoples.