Placement of sunglasses does not qualify you as a douchebag unless its at night and you are not high.
I have hyper sensitivity to light (notice the sunglasses in the pic) so i wear them everywhere.
Different frames and shirts require different ways to stow them.
Oxfords and collard shirts can do the old school, hang it on the front of your shirt.
Other shirts - Depending on the frames you can put them on top of your head. Some frames will, over time, bend and wont be able to put them back. My main pair of Oakleys are like this, i've ruined 2 X-Jacket frames doing this. My Maui-Jims i can do this with, they bend right back with no problem.
There are now three other solutions -
Croakies - i don't like them, they tickle my hears and back of my neck
Hanging them around your neck - The method i most often employ. Just pull them down, and spin them side ways so one side of the ear fit grabs your neck. For non flex plastic frames, this is the best solution i've found.
The back of your head - This was an old baseball trick, which was adopted by douchebags. Doing this does not automatically make you a douche. As some glasses are not comfortable slung around your neck as the previous method described, be it M series Oakleys, Aviators or any large lens glasses. The back of the head hold will not bend your frames like the top of the head, and most of the time it is a quick and safe hold.
At night -
Unless you are high as balls or a rapper, there is no reason to wear sunglasses at night.
Also this
Leviathan.Yokhai said:
Bahamut.Jetackuu said:
Leviathan.Yokhai said:
Gilgamesh.Lylin said:
I nominate parents that give their kids soda to drink in the store and then spank/*** at them for being hyper and out of control.
Soda doesn't make you hyper...
Sugar won't do it
the caffeine in a coke or mountain dew isnt nearly enough to aggravate the receptors that trigger ADHD-like behavior
adhd is a myth
never said it wasn't notice the -like next to it.
also wearing sunglasses ALL THE TIME does make you a douche, sensitive to light? get out of the basement from time to time sonny.
Placement of sunglasses does not qualify you as a douchebag unless its at night and you are not high.
I have hyper sensitivity to light (notice the sunglasses in the pic) so i wear them everywhere.
Different frames and shirts require different ways to stow them.
Oxfords and collard shirts can do the old school, hang it on the front of your shirt.
Other shirts - Depending on the frames you can put them on top of your head. Some frames will, over time, bend and wont be able to put them back. My main pair of Oakleys are like this, i've ruined 2 X-Jacket frames doing this. My Maui-Jims i can do this with, they bend right back with no problem.
There are now three other solutions -
Croakies - i don't like them, they tickle my hears and back of my neck
Hanging them around your neck - The method i most often employ. Just pull them down, and spin them side ways so one side of the ear fit grabs your neck. For non flex plastic frames, this is the best solution i've found.
The back of your head - This was an old baseball trick, which was adopted by douchebags. Doing this does not automatically make you a douche. As some glasses are not comfortable slung around your neck as the previous method described, be it M series Oakleys, Aviators or any large lens glasses. The back of the head hold will not bend your frames like the top of the head, and most of the time it is a quick and safe hold.
At night -
Unless you are high as balls or a rapper, there is no reason to wear sunglasses at night.
Also this
Leviathan.Yokhai said:
Bahamut.Jetackuu said:
Leviathan.Yokhai said:
Gilgamesh.Lylin said:
I nominate parents that give their kids soda to drink in the store and then spank/*** at them for being hyper and out of control.
Soda doesn't make you hyper...
Sugar won't do it
the caffeine in a coke or mountain dew isnt nearly enough to aggravate the receptors that trigger ADHD-like behavior
adhd is a myth
never said it wasn't notice the -like next to it.
also wearing sunglasses ALL THE TIME does make you a douche, sensitive to light? get out of the basement from time to time sonny.
Placement of sunglasses does not qualify you as a douchebag unless its at night and you are not high.
I have hyper sensitivity to light (notice the sunglasses in the pic) so i wear them everywhere.
Different frames and shirts require different ways to stow them.
Oxfords and collard shirts can do the old school, hang it on the front of your shirt.
Other shirts - Depending on the frames you can put them on top of your head. Some frames will, over time, bend and wont be able to put them back. My main pair of Oakleys are like this, i've ruined 2 X-Jacket frames doing this. My Maui-Jims i can do this with, they bend right back with no problem.
There are now three other solutions -
Croakies - i don't like them, they tickle my hears and back of my neck
Hanging them around your neck - The method i most often employ. Just pull them down, and spin them side ways so one side of the ear fit grabs your neck. For non flex plastic frames, this is the best solution i've found.
The back of your head - This was an old baseball trick, which was adopted by douchebags. Doing this does not automatically make you a douche. As some glasses are not comfortable slung around your neck as the previous method described, be it M series Oakleys, Aviators or any large lens glasses. The back of the head hold will not bend your frames like the top of the head, and most of the time it is a quick and safe hold.
At night -
Unless you are high as balls or a rapper, there is no reason to wear sunglasses at night.
Also this
Leviathan.Yokhai said:
Bahamut.Jetackuu said:
Leviathan.Yokhai said:
Gilgamesh.Lylin said:
I nominate parents that give their kids soda to drink in the store and then spank/*** at them for being hyper and out of control.
Soda doesn't make you hyper...
Sugar won't do it
the caffeine in a coke or mountain dew isnt nearly enough to aggravate the receptors that trigger ADHD-like behavior
adhd is a myth
never said it wasn't notice the -like next to it.
also wearing sunglasses ALL THE TIME does make you a douche, sensitive to light? get out of the basement from time to time sonny.
only rich people have basements in the south
this just plain out isn't true, however for the most part i'd like to see a trailer with a basement lol.
Hmmm FYI... kids who are not used to caffine will get more active because it IS a stimulant. Same goes for sugar or some carbs.
I nominate Any parent who:
a) is SO wrapped up in themselves that they are unaware of the red faced, sweating, overheated because he/she is under blankets, new born screaming in the child carrier.
b) says "NO" more than 5 times to a tantruming child then gives the child what they want anyhow.... but still doesn't have a clue why their child still tantrums at the age of 10. (yes, full out on the floor kicking and screaming tantrum, and the kid is looking arround and getting worse when they see other people are watching)
c) Allows the 12 mo.- 2yr old stand in the shopping cart then spanks/yells at the child when they almost fall out. (actually have a long list relating to toddlers but won't keep going)
d) Parties with their child then turns the kid in for getting drunk or stoned when they are not arround.
Anyone who intentionally does damage (mental, emotional, physical) to someone else just for the fun of it. In short bullies.
Hmmm FYI... kids who are not used to caffine will get more active because it IS a stimulant. Same goes for sugar or some carbs.
I nominate Any parent who:
a) is SO wrapped up in themselves that they are unaware of the red faced, sweating, overheated because he/she is under blankets, new born screaming in the child carrier.
b) says "NO" more than 5 times to a tantruming child then gives the child what they want anyhow.... but still doesn't have a clue why their child still tantrums at the age of 10. (yes, full out on the floor kicking and screaming tantrum, and the kid is looking arround and getting worse when they see other people are watching)
c) Allows the 12 mo.- 2yr old stand in the shopping cart then spanks/yells at the child when they almost fall out. (actually have a long list relating to toddlers but won't keep going)
d) Parties with their child then turns the kid in for getting drunk or stoned when they are not arround.
Anyone who intentionally does damage (mental, emotional, physical) to someone else just for the fun of it. In short bullies.
A couple times now I've been walking downtown on a Friday or Saturday night about to pass a group of people. They sort of split in the middle to let me through, but some guy steps into me while I'm walking by. Cackling ensues. I just know if they weren't with 5 other people they wouldn't be so bold.
A couple times now I've been walking downtown on a Friday or Saturday night about to pass a group of people. They sort of split in the middle to let me through, but some guy steps into me while I'm walking by. Cackling ensues. I just know if they weren't with 5 other people they wouldn't be so bold.
Depending on where I'm located I'd shank.
Always look for opportunities to shank.
sugar does not and will not make a kid "hyper". that's not how "stimulants" work, he could drink 12 mountain dews and will not run around like a little heathen. He will switch his focus alot and be very alert and jittery, but it doesn't create the 'problem' behavior that people call ADHD, which is really just the kid being a kid and having a shitty parent not know how to handle it.
I do agree with the whole "stop being a shitty parent".
For reference - I was diagnosed with ADHD by a HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE psychologist when i was little. My mom became a veritable expert on the subject and we learned all sorts of fun fact about this "dysfunction"
Most children have highly active brains coupled with lazy parents and underdeveloped school systems result in "ADHD"
Ritalin made me show my 3rd grade penis to the school cafeteria...bwahahahahaha
A couple times now I've been walking downtown on a Friday or Saturday night about to pass a group of people. They sort of split in the middle to let me through, but some guy steps into me while I'm walking by. Cackling ensues. I just know if they weren't with 5 other people they wouldn't be so bold.
i know that guy...he's a pussy, punch him, his friends will laugh at him.
We have a friend in our group that does that ***. I tell him over and over and over again, you talk ***to someone while we are out, im gonna laugh when someone calls you on your ***and knocks you out.
a year later it happened, he was trying to act all tough to some kid because the guy got served at the bar first...then kinda backed up to the rest of us to show that he was in a group or something, dude just hit him square on the jaw, i laughed so hard.
In 3rd grade my teacher and principal were convinced that I had ADD and that I needed to get tested by a psychologist.
My behavior was quickly completing all my studies and then chilling out reading to myself for hours while the rest of the class caught up :/
I go to the psychiatrist and he runs tests and I score what I interpreted as "high marks" in regards to my attention span.
That was of course at the time where every kid and their dog had ADD/ADHD
after that test they ended up giving me an IQ test and put me into an advanced program and whatnot lol.
My older brother's fifth grade teacher kept trying to tell my mom he had ADD. Instead of putting him on ritalin, my mom had him go to an after school learning center. He's in his second year of Pharmacy school now. Not saying it works for everyone, but putting a kid on some drugs won't make him a good kid.
In 3rd grade my teacher and principal were convinced that I had ADD and that I needed to get tested by a psychologist.
My behavior was quickly completing all my studies and then chilling out reading to myself for hours while the rest of the class caught up :/
I go to the psychiatrist and he runs tests and I score what I interpreted as "high marks" in regards to my attention span.
That was of course at the time where every kid and their dog had ADD/ADHD
after that test they ended up giving me an IQ test and put me into an advanced program and whatnot lol.
I was just bored.
Ditto, i had to get tested twice cause i destroyed the kids IQ test, they thought it was a mistake. So they put me on the Rit, i got worse, took me to a different psych, gave me the mensa test and was like, WHOA there. It was cool. He didnt wanna skip me though cause he said it wouldn't help my social development.
In 3rd grade my teacher and principal were convinced that I had ADD and that I needed to get tested by a psychologist.
My behavior was quickly completing all my studies and then chilling out reading to myself for hours while the rest of the class caught up :/
I go to the psychiatrist and he runs tests and I score what I interpreted as "high marks" in regards to my attention span.
That was of course at the time where every kid and their dog had ADD/ADHD
after that test they ended up giving me an IQ test and put me into an advanced program and whatnot lol.
I was just bored.
Ditto, i had to get tested twice cause i destroyed the kids IQ test, they thought it was a mistake. So they put me on the Rit, i got worse, took me to a different psych, gave me the mensa test and was like, WHOA there. It was cool. He didnt wanna skip me though cause he said it wouldn't help my social development.
I had to take a few tests too, my birthday basically fell right in the middle of the summer holidays, so depending on my scoring I would have gone up or down a grade, I ended up scoring pretty well so I went up a grade. It's pretty cool being the youngest in your class.
I always scored relatively high on tests without revising ***too, which made people very jelly.
In 3rd grade my teacher and principal were convinced that I had ADD and that I needed to get tested by a psychologist.
My behavior was quickly completing all my studies and then chilling out reading to myself for hours while the rest of the class caught up :/
I go to the psychiatrist and he runs tests and I score what I interpreted as "high marks" in regards to my attention span.
That was of course at the time where every kid and their dog had ADD/ADHD
after that test they ended up giving me an IQ test and put me into an advanced program and whatnot lol.
I was just bored.
Ditto, i had to get tested twice cause i destroyed the kids IQ test, they thought it was a mistake. So they put me on the Rit, i got worse, took me to a different psych, gave me the mensa test and was like, WHOA there. It was cool. He didnt wanna skip me though cause he said it wouldn't help my social development.
I had to take a few tests too, my birthday basically fell right in the middle of the summer holidays, so depending on my scoring I would have gone up or down a grade, I ended up scoring pretty well so I went up a grade. It's pretty cool being the youngest in your class.
I always scored relatively high on test without revising ***too, which made people very jelly.
Everyone's jealous of you Fli. I was one of the youngest in my class too, June birthday. :3
Everyone's had a run-in with them- Douche bags. People so ridiculous, they should get an award for being such a douche. So I made this thread so that people can nominate others for a Douche Bag Award.
My nomination- I'm out with a friend at Arby's a couple days ago... We get our order, sit down and sort everything out. I'm looking around the place while I eat my fries.
I look up, and see this little boy, no more than 4 or 5, sitting with his dad. He pops a fry in his mouth and is like insta-slapped by his dad, who then yells "You know better! You know you're supposed to pray first!" So as this kid sits there bawling, the dad takes his hands and prays. Then bitches at the kid for crying so loud.
So I nominate this guy for a Douche Bag Award... because who the fuck does that?
Who have you seen that you feel deserves such an award?