Everyone's had a run-in with them- Douche bags. People so ridiculous, they should get an award for being such a douche. So I made this thread so that people can nominate others for a Douche Bag Award.
My nomination- I'm out with a friend at Arby's a couple days ago... We get our order, sit down and sort everything out. I'm looking around the place while I eat my fries.
I look up, and see this little boy, no more than 4 or 5, sitting with his dad. He pops a fry in his mouth and is like insta-slapped by his dad, who then yells "You know better! You know you're supposed to pray first!" So as this kid sits there bawling, the dad takes his hands and prays. Then *** at the kid for crying so loud.
So I nominate this guy for a Douche Bag Award... because who the *** does that?
Who have you seen that you feel deserves such an award?
inb4spicy/flion/stan/darki
Bitch Slap At Arby's
Bitch slap at Arby's
Truck drivers. Just because they drive big vehicles doesn't mean they own the road.. Those re-view mirrors help when you're changing lanes for trying not to run others off the road- JACK-***!!! >:(
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LS mate of mine did some kind of family paperwork whatever for this chick that started bearing children at age 16, and has continuously bore one child per year for 15 years (Yes, 15 babies) and has had at least 3 different partners/fathers.
And no, it wasn't Darki.
And no, it wasn't Darki.
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Asura.Ludoggy said:
Bluespoons is a douche.
but... but... ow ; ;
Artemicion said:
LS mate of mine did some kind of family paperwork whatever for this chick that started bearing children at age 16, and has continuously bore one child per year for 15 years (Yes, 15 babies) and has had at least 3 different partners/fathers. And no, it wasn't Darki.
The one thats dated half the internet?
You know the one that dated that loser Tool.
That guy who crys like a chick over the internet about being dumped.
Oh shi.........
Sup Spicy <3 much love. We'll hook up later.
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boss99 said:
Artemicion said:
LS mate of mine did some kind of family paperwork whatever for this chick that started bearing children at age 16, and has continuously bore one child per year for 15 years (Yes, 15 babies) and has had at least 3 different partners/fathers. And no, it wasn't Darki.
The one thats dated half the internet?
You know the one that dated that loser Tool.
That guy who crys like a chick over the internet about being dumped.
Oh shi.........
Sup Spicy <3 much love. We'll hook up later.
Um, k.
boss99 said:
Artemicion said:
LS mate of mine did some kind of family paperwork whatever for this chick that started bearing children at age 16, and has continuously bore one child per year for 15 years (Yes, 15 babies) and has had at least 3 different partners/fathers. And no, it wasn't Darki.
I don't... um... ***, idk.
Sounds like someone is bitter ;3
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And so the destruction of this thread begins!
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As of 3 seconds ago, Spicy's a douche.
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Oh I think it started a while before that...
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boss99 said:
Artemicion said:
LS mate of mine did some kind of family paperwork whatever for this chick that started bearing children at age 16, and has continuously bore one child per year for 15 years (Yes, 15 babies) and has had at least 3 different partners/fathers. And no, it wasn't Darki.
The one thats dated half the internet?
You know the one that dated that loser Tool.
That guy who crys like a chick over the internet about being dumped.
Oh shi.........
Sup Spicy <3 much love. We'll hook up later.
You're not funny. Go away.
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Nice to know I have e-stalkers that are not only misinformed, but idiotic as well <3
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Who is talking about who? o.o
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Pandemonium.Spicyryan said:
Artemicion said:
Nice to know I have e-stalkers that are not only misinformed, but idiotic as well <3
No one cares enough to stalk you.
:<
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people date each other through AH.com !? Is Serj called for, {I'm Interested}
Asura.Bartimaeus said:
Asura.Bluespoons said:
Everyone's had a run-in with them- Douche bags. People so ridiculous, they should get an award for being such a douche. So I made this thread so that people can nominate others for a Douche Bag Award. My nomination- I'm out with a friend at Arby's a couple days ago... We get our order, sit down and sort everything out. I'm looking around the place while I eat my fries. I look up, and see this little boy, no more than 4 or 5, sitting with his dad. He pops a fry in his mouth and is like insta-slapped by his dad, who then yells "You know better! You know you're supposed to pray first!" So as this kid sits there bawling, the dad takes his hands and prays. Then *** at the kid for crying so loud. So I nominate this guy for a Douche Bag Award... because who the *** does that? Who have you seen that you feel deserves such an award? inb4spicy/flion/stan/darki
Fuuuuuck, I hate people like that! Good one <3
Man theres this guy at the hotel I work at who always tries to back away when I'm talking to him and its just so annoying but I think hes just got balance problems but hes a douche. I spill my life to him and he cant even stand still.
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