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Funn/Stupid/Annoying Macros
Bismarck.Cordareo said: This BLU on my server has this healing breeze macro "Let the healing breeze caress your wounds" So my LSes inside macro joke is "Let the (Insert spell/JA/whatever) caress your wounds" His BLU spell macros are terrible :| Is it more anoying to see the macros or just to have the spells go off. I like basic macros but they can be so boring at time I would prefer to spice it up a little but I dont want to be annoying.
SMN macros are.....>_<
What's worse is when I first started leveling, I considered making them. that giant wall of boost should be made into an epic monologue!
Seen this Third eye macro:
"Oh my god! There's a *** eye popping out of my head!" Most others i've seen are lame or simple. 
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[1661 days between previous and next post]I don't remember the exact macro..
...but who on Asura could forget "BOOM BOOM IN THE UPPER ROOM!"? *edit Blazed.. way to re-open a 4 year old thread, and then delete your post so it looks like I did it... Any macro text not in echo is annoying... even useful text macro not in echo are annoying to me
EDIT: HOLY NECRO BATMAN! only a 4.5~ years necro.
edit: this thread has me wanting to make an annoying macro for my SCH skillchains. (only do them in skirmish or when solo) I'll be solo sc'ing some NM then a DD comes up and does some random ws breaking the chain after I've already burned several stratagems. I only have /p for my SCH Stun macro back when 18 man Delve was a thing and I alternated with another SCH. Haven't cared enough to delete it.
I remember my blm in Qufim island
Aero - "Wind so swift, it'll cut you booty hole" Thunder "Tingy sensation to the balls" Fire "Shouldn't have eaten that burrtio, anal burn" etc. Ppl hated my blm because i spammed nukes
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Endoq! What did I tell you about necroing threads???
*rolls out the newspaper*
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Asura.Kingnobody said: » Endoq! What did I tell you about necroing threads??? *rolls out the newspaper*
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*whap*
Sylph.Tigerwoods said: » I remember my blm in Qufim island Aero - "Wind so swift, it'll cut you booty hole" Thunder "Tingy sensation to the balls" Fire "Shouldn't have eaten that burrtio, anal burn" etc. Ppl hated my blm because i spammed nukes  This is Small but Dear lord. I'm considering adding this into a shout form and hitting the macro in Adoulin or something.
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I'd like to nominate myself for this...
NIN was my first lv.75 - my Utsusemi: Ichi one was a crime, how many times do you cast that in a exp party? :( My voke one was "Bookie ~ Wookie: Provoke"... I did NIN and PLD... Then I had the papa roach/last resort one, and then for souleater - "fear not: the reaper" Completely forgot about my Shikikoyo one, bust that one out in an Aby party, I had to /blist them to avoid the /stare's of judgement from them :( When i was a lvl 30ish mnk my WS macro was "I'm Rick James B****! Backhand Blow"
The summoners back in 2003-2005sh were the best.
Those kids took themselves seriously! You know what kids I'm talking about! The ones who made their macros in say! The ones who would get your PT laughed the *** out of Kazham! "Garuda, goddess of wind, come to me!" I am now going to announce all WS I make with a video game quote.
Whether people like it or not. xD Also, "Carby, I choose you!" Cerberus.Conagh said: » http://web.archive.org/web/20090314080145im_/http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa9/gradbot/motherofallboost.gif This is Small but Dear lord. I'm considering adding this into a shout form and hitting the macro in Adoulin or something. Nowadays you could level a job to 99 in the time it took to write that macro.
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I need to re-post because no one is going to see it..
But everyone on Asura should remember "BOOM BOOM IN THE UPPER ROOM!" Also, my friend Jibbles used to have a catchy macro for every single one of his black-mage spells. It was awesome and obnoxious. Odin.Blazeoffury said: » When i was a lvl 30ish mnk my WS macro was "I'm Rick James B****! Backhand Blow" At the height of the Chapelle Show's popularity, I was levelling support jobs and party macros were all the rage within my peer group, I had some gems such as: I wanna (Paeon) you, drip, drip, drip. Yes I do I (Paeon) you. Clayton's (Ballad): (White Mage) (Power) Is Wayne Brady going to have to cast (Choke)? I had a Flash macro that was simply /p "Final Flash!" after I got really into DBZ, of course I would hit the macro every time it was up, sometimes hitting it pre-emptively as, since this was before I was on Windower I couldn't see the recast so for some it got annoying, in the end someone just told me it was pissing them off.
I had a macro that was spamming the whole duration of Hundred Fists. It was fun in Salvage but people were confused in Dynamis.
I had other macros but I forgot most of them, they were usually aimed at making people laugh or making fun of people in a nice way. I used to just stick 'Spoooon!' at the end of each of my /p weaponskill macros back in the NA launch days.
My D2 macro, rarely used nowadays:
/p Mr. <t>, set a course for your home point, <Warp II>. /ma "Warp II" <t> <wait 3> /point motion /p Engage. Separate one with Ms. for female avatars. I also remember some SAM with something like, "Spreads apart butt cheeks to reveal my <Third Eye>"
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Cerberus.Conagh said: » This is Small but Dear lord. I'm considering adding this into a shout form and hitting the macro in Adoulin or something. Omg after reading all that it made my day today lmao this is very funny i can just imagine my LS mates reactions if this was to happen in our LS lol. |
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