loool ok so I also don't own any purple clothes. To remedy this, I went with some friends to Walmart at like midnight last night. >_>
Of course the lame-*** Nashville Walmart doesn't have purple
anything for men. I asked this lady where I could find a purple shirt and she gave me the o_O face and was like "for... men?" I'm like "um, yeeeaaaah..." So she coughs, says "prolly not," and points me back to the menswear section. Thaaaanks, Walmart. ._.
Back in menswear though, my friend starts digging through the trashy redneck T-shirt section (essentially a huge pile of double-extra-large Nascar shirts) and finds a purple shirt with the Kool-Aid guy's face on it. It too was 2x-XL size (I wear a small ; ;) but it was all they had. <_< So I got it.
So this morning I put it on and it looked awwwwful. Like, picture a ridiculously baggy purple shirt with the Kool-Aid guy's face.
NAWT ATTRACTIVE. I had to cut off the tag, turn it inside-out, roll the sleeves onto my shoulders, triple tuck it in, and wear it under an open button-down shirt. XD It was an ordeal, but honestly it didn't look too bad when I was done. :D
Imagine my disappointment when I'm like the only one who wore purple though. XD fuuuuuu