Snow Blindness In Cats

Snow blindness in cats is a very serious thing. Millions of cats die every year because they can't see and get run over by cars and eaten by packs of dogs.
This is something that needs to be fixed and if we don't act quickly we may lose many cats. But today I bring to you a bigger issue. Jedi are using there
Abilities everyday to confuse people, throw people into buildings, cut off their limbs and slice into their body, use Jedi mind tricks, Force choke, Open
doors, and many other serious things. I do not say this without just cause, Jedi are very dangerous and cause much death all over the galaxies that are far
far away.


The thing I have against Jedi is... they use there powers to kill instead of finding more useful ways to go about using there powers. They should be out
there trying to stop snowblindness in cats or cure Cancer with there Jedi powers, but no, they kill and choke and open doors.

What's so hard about saying, "The force is not with you."?
Of course we all have questions about these mysterious warriors...

Who the hell are they?
Why do they have lightsabers?
How do they choke people like that?
What is the Force?
How the hell did that door open?

So why would you listen to a Jedi (who has the same size brain as you) when he might be using Jedi Mind Tricks on you?

"Don't be bad or the Jedi will come and smite you" its so gay, how do they have the right to say what's good and bad?

This is the biggest *** ever! Why don't they share there secret Jedi powers with us! We all deserve a lightsaber!

The Jedi always think they are right and kill off many people just to do it! They have their own agenda! They're worse than politicians!


I've always tried to ignore these facts but today I finally realized that Jedi are worthless scumbags who take advantage of people for there own gain.
They always tell us what is right and wrong and act on things without our approval. The Jedi are bad people. Don't let them kid you.
If they get a feeling that you did anything that goes against them... down goes your door and you're getting choked!

Don't be a fool, you people need to finally know the true nature of the Jedi, they are worthless scum and need to be stopped!

Why do they have light sabers?

why not? you can't seriously tell me you have never had one single fantasy about what it would be like if you actually had a light saber.

yea but they're using them wrongfully

the only wrong way to use one would be if you accidentally dismembered yourself :P

No, its senseless violence it needs to be stopped!

I bet there 'force' don't even exist, its all wires.

lol

Ninja Edit: Yes.. I just used a whole post just to say lol.. I didn't even /quote <Mhuara>ahahaha

I think I have a better arguement than those other threads out there

Yes, you have.

And unfortunately we can't do anything about snow blindness in cats. They have excellent peripheral vision though.

I've been told that if a cat is on the road, instead of honking your horn to make it move, flash your lights.

but if its blind it will not see the lights! Aha!

Andras I made this for you :P



I looked for you online last night so I can bug you but you weren't on :(

.....Are you darth Vader?

Wait. What?

lmfao

The solution to cats dying in the street from snow blindness and what to do to keep the Jedi occupied so they aren't "abusing" their powers is simple.

Hire the Jedi to force push the cats out of the way of moving vehicles.

OMG ITS GENIUS!

I approve of this thread ;D

Those poor cats. ;;

I know, they are so helpless, if only those Jedi would help... dumb Jedi