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Deepest, Darkest FFXI Confessions, Let's Go!
Deepest, darkest FFXI confessions, let's go!
I didnt see any mention of orgies between humes and mihras, satanistic ritual sacrificing tarutarus, traffic of galkas slaves between linkshells or S&M sessions with elvaans using latex yet.
I could tell you stories, but they'd probably be allegedly illegal.
Pantafernando said: »
I didnt see any mention of orgies between humes and mihras, satanistic ritual sacrificing tarutarus, traffic of galkas slaves between linkshells or S&M sessions with elvaans using latex yet.
I am pretty sure I've done all these, except the orgy wasn't done with Mithra but tarus, which were sacrificed after.
I tried to remember the story details to entertain the readers but failed.
Who wiped my memory?
Pantafernando said: »
I didnt see any mention of orgies between humes and mihras, satanistic ritual sacrificing tarutarus, traffic of galkas slaves between linkshells or S&M sessions with elvaans using latex yet.
Afania said: »
I know it's hard to tell because they have no knees but.... They are all adults.
Panta, you have been deceived by their innocent look.
Panta, you have been deceived by their innocent look.
Thats the same logic applied by animes that use those popular “witches with 1000 years, but with body of underaged girl”, that constantly do fan service and engage in ecchi content.
Afania said: »
except the orgy wasn't done with Mithra but tarus
Pantafernando said: »
Afania said: »
I know it's hard to tell because they have no knees but.... They are all adults.
Panta, you have been deceived by their innocent look.
Panta, you have been deceived by their innocent look.
Thats the same logic applied by animes that use those popular “witches with 1000 years, but with body of underaged girl”, that constantly do fan service and engage in ecchi content.
Yes. SE knew there is a market for this kink, so they designed tarus for this. Can't blame me for taking the chances!
Tarus are just to make armor look cute/stupid depending on your POV.
Mithras are the fan service.
Mithras are the fan service.
When adventuring fellows came out, I knew there was a long line to kill the NM.
I popped a prism powder and went to the ??? In the dungeon and bypassed the line.
I killed the prism powder and said "{Connection Lost} ??? {Can I have it?}"
They let me pop the NM and I was in and out of there in 5 minutes.
I popped a prism powder and went to the ??? In the dungeon and bypassed the line.
I killed the prism powder and said "{Connection Lost} ??? {Can I have it?}"
They let me pop the NM and I was in and out of there in 5 minutes.
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Fenrir.Skarwind said: »
I feel bad, A ban for that is such ***. Somebody probably snitched because your party was out pulling them.
I bet it was my own parties. They had to hear the sfx of sheathing and unsheating my polearm every 3 seconds and it was pretty annoying even for me. Most of them didn't even know what or why I was doing it, and many of them doubted what I was doing was even effective.
Mithra are obvious fan service for men, but women also overwhelmingly love them for that same reason. Overwhelming number of women that played, picked mithra or taru.
Saw the same with WoW. I remember the devs noted that almost all women playing were alliance, becasue they had no pretty female characters on horde. Which is why they added blood elves in skimpy underwear, doing that solved the problem and far more women played horde after that.
Women in mmorpgs:
Fan service female character / Ridiculously cute smoll character = I will now play your game.
Saw the same with WoW. I remember the devs noted that almost all women playing were alliance, becasue they had no pretty female characters on horde. Which is why they added blood elves in skimpy underwear, doing that solved the problem and far more women played horde after that.
Women in mmorpgs:
Fan service female character / Ridiculously cute smoll character = I will now play your game.
Women like pretty things, shocker I know
But theres always one outlier: pugs and frenchies. They love those hideous dogs for some reason.
But theres always one outlier: pugs and frenchies. They love those hideous dogs for some reason.
god help this thread
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Carbuncle.Nynja said: »
Women like pretty things, shocker I know
But theres always one outlier: pugs and frenchies. They love those hideous dogs for some reason.
But theres always one outlier: pugs and frenchies. They love those hideous dogs for some reason.
Look, it's smiling! ;D
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Prob cuz u invited it to the orgy with the tarus
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I play with people that full time lockstyle subligars.
There's no accounting for bad taste.
There's no accounting for bad taste.
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Bismarck.Nickeny said: »
god help this thread
Still miles better than the Video Games Sucks thread.
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I actually thought this one was very funny tbf.
But i suppose not everyone has the same high quality taste for jokes like I have.
But i suppose not everyone has the same high quality taste for jokes like I have.
Dodik said: »
I play with people that full time lockstyle subligars.
There's no accounting for bad taste.
There's no accounting for bad taste.
I used to style lock just a Dashing Subligar and O.hat in Sortie from time to time, just so everyone else had to look at it. There's just something triggering about a mithra in yellow striped subligar with a pointy hat on named "Iamaman".
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Hey, I get it.
I used to follow Iron Eater back and forth down in Port Jeuno with no top on whenever I wanted to sell anything.
Worked like a charm. Female in game, not out of game. Not a confession, I regret nothing.
Got a ton of nasty *** shaming tells though. Made me laugh.
I used to follow Iron Eater back and forth down in Port Jeuno with no top on whenever I wanted to sell anything.
Worked like a charm. Female in game, not out of game. Not a confession, I regret nothing.
Got a ton of nasty *** shaming tells though. Made me laugh.
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I like subligar bombing people's twitch streams.
Scorpion Harness, Red Panties, WAR AF Boots, and an armaret to cover my face as a male elvaan.
Scorpion Harness, Red Panties, WAR AF Boots, and an armaret to cover my face as a male elvaan.
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Afania said: »
Pantafernando said: »
I didnt see any mention of orgies between humes and mihras, satanistic ritual sacrificing tarutarus, traffic of galkas slaves between linkshells or S&M sessions with elvaans using latex yet.
I am pretty sure I've done all these, except the orgy wasn't done with Mithra but tarus, which were sacrificed after.
I tried to remember the story details to entertain the readers but failed.
Who wiped my memory?
I was introduced to this game at a young age by my older brother. When I was around ten or eleven I was partied with another taru in Ronfaure when this mithra showed up and asked that us two tarus performed certain actions with our "tarutaru poles". At the time I didn't fully understand what they were implying but I understood enough to tell them something along the line of "there could be kids playing this game, watch what you say" and never heard from that mithra again and I don't remember any of the names involved.
Every now and then I'll be reminded of this interaction and laugh to myself. The day I was almost groomed in FFXI.
Youre lucky its a mithra.
If it was a Galka, you surely could call the cops
If it was a Galka, you surely could call the cops
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