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Asura.Korpg
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By Asura.Korpg 2009-11-05 19:02:10
Ok, so I went to the store to buy some cokes.
Found that a 24-pack costs about $7 each, so I went to buy 2.
When I exited the store, the handles split on both packs, which pissed me off. I ended losing 2 cans from each pack.
On the way to the bus stop, as I was holding the packs in the unintended positions, I see a guy who looks a little thirsty, so I tossed him a soda. He thanked me.
While waiting on the bus, I dropped the top pack and 5 cans rolled out, 4 of which got smashed by the traffic. When I was going out to get the lone can, 2 kids pocketed 3 of my sodas from my other pack. I couldn't chase them because my bus pulled up to the stop, so I put my can in the top pack and cussed out the shitheads while I entered my bus.
While on the bus, an old woman came up to me and asked to buy some of my sodas, for she forgot to buy some at the store. I sold her 9 sodas from my top pack for $3.
When I got off the bus, I took inventory and found that I could condense the 2 packs with a few left over, so I pocketed the extras and drank the odd soda.
While passing by a liquor store, I saw that they had 12 packs for sale at $4 each, so I bought a 12 pack to help replace my missing sodas.
As I was walking up in my building, my landlord came up to me for the rent. That sneaky *** already got my rent for the month, so I knew he wanted a soda. So I gave him one from inside my pockets, knowing that its all nice and shook up, and ran inside my apartment before the soda exploded in his face.
How many cans of pepsi did I bring home?
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2009-11-05 19:03:32
Asura.Korpg said:
How many cans of pepsi did I bring home?
None since all you ever bought was coca-cola
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By Titan.Styxriver 2009-11-05 19:04:34
Which is good, cause Pepsi sucks.
/flamesuit on
Side note: Didn't know cocaine came in 24 packs.
Asura.Korpg
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By Asura.Korpg 2009-11-05 19:07:39
Asura.Ludoggy said: Asura.Korpg said: How many cans of pepsi did I bring home? None since all you ever bought was coca-cola
/slap
Damn you, I was hoping for the usual "37" answers.
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By Lakshmi.Jaguarx 2009-11-05 19:14:48
cool story bro
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By Sylph.Otsego 2009-11-05 19:26:11
That should teach you, buy Mt. Dew next time!
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2009-11-05 19:30:51
This seems like one of those lame *** stories you heard in math class way back when now that I think about it. :P
Sylph.Otsego said: That should teach you, buy Mt. Dew next time!
I hope you werent planing on having children then.
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By Bismarck.Saleam 2009-11-05 20:10:05
Asura.Ludoggy said: This seems like one of those lame *** stories you heard in math class way back when now that I think about it. :P
Sylph.Otsego said: That should teach you, buy Mt. Dew next time!
I hope you werent planing on having children then.
/facepalm
/slap
Mt dew is not a contraceptive... otherwise I'd just drink a dew before I do the do.
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2009-11-05 20:11:44
Bismarck.Saleam said:
/facepalm
/slap
Mt dew is not a contraceptive... otherwise I'd just drink a dew before I do the do.
Maybe it's just an urban myth <.>
Asura.Korpg
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By Asura.Korpg 2009-11-05 20:19:45
Asura.Ludoggy said: Bismarck.Saleam said: /facepalm /slap Mt dew is not a contraceptive... otherwise I'd just drink a dew before I do the do. Maybe it's just an urban myth <.>
that would be a nice solution to birth control if it was true.
<Girl> you sure about this?
<me> hell yeah, now just sit back and take it in.
Perfect solution for us all.
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By Bahamut.Megbite 2009-11-05 20:21:15
So, you take the bus huh...
By Specopsz 2009-11-05 20:35:15
Bismarck.Saleam said: Asura.Ludoggy said: This seems like one of those lame *** stories you heard in math class way back when now that I think about it. :P Sylph.Otsego said: That should teach you, buy Mt. Dew next time! I hope you werent planing on having children then. /facepalm /slap Mt dew is not a contraceptive... otherwise I'd just drink a dew before I do the do.
Pretty much amen to that.
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By Bismarck.Saleam 2009-11-05 21:25:03
Specopz... your avatar... makes my head explode lol ^^b
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By Seraph.Helixx 2009-11-06 08:45:58
was hoping for some math ...
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By Bahamut.Fyyvoaa 2009-11-06 09:02:34
Calculate the length of the side x, given that sin θ = 0.6
There's a math problem for you =)
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By Gilgamesh.Alyria 2009-11-06 09:05:58
I like mountain dew also.
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By Ramuh.Krizz 2009-11-06 09:10:38
Bismarck.Saleam said: Asura.Ludoggy said: This seems like one of those lame *** stories you heard in math class way back when now that I think about it. :P
Sylph.Otsego said: That should teach you, buy Mt. Dew next time!
I hope you werent planing on having children then.
/facepalm
/slap
Mt dew is not a contraceptive... otherwise I'd just drink a dew before I do the do.
Indeed. This myth is so old it's annoying at this point.
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By Fairy.Tbest 2009-11-06 09:12:46
X is 16.
Bahamut.Fyyvoaa
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By Bahamut.Fyyvoaa 2009-11-06 09:14:53
Fairy.Tbest said: X is 16.
/clap
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By Odin.Blazza 2009-11-06 09:15:14
Ramuh.Rowland said: This is random and this is also math.
The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
An isosceles triangle is one with 2 sides the same length right? And the square root of 4 is 2, and of 9 is 3? So if you have a triangle with two sides 9cm, one side 4cm, the sum of the square roots of the two long sides is 6, not 2 <_<
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By Odin.Blazza 2009-11-06 09:16:17
Bahamut.Fyyvoaa said: Fairy.Tbest said: X is 16.
/clap
Well the other side is 20!
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By Fairy.Tbest 2009-11-06 09:17:09
Odin.Blazza said: Bahamut.Fyyvoaa said: Fairy.Tbest said: X is 16.
/clap
Well the other side is 20! So? :P
And yeah... Simple Trig is weak. >.>
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By Odin.Blazza 2009-11-06 10:04:49
Ramuh.Rowland said: Odin.Blazza said: Ramuh.Rowland said: This is random and this is also math.
The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
An isosceles triangle is one with 2 sides the same length right? And the square root of 4 is 2, and of 9 is 3? So if you have a triangle with two sides 9cm, one side 4cm, the sum of the square roots of the two long sides is 6, not 2 <_<
I know, he's trying to sound smart in the movie (I'm assuming you've seen wizard of oz). He's talking about the Pythagorean theorem, but his line isn't correct
I haven't seen wizard of oz for like, 15 years or something... You mean he actually says that in the movie and they try and palm it off as being right? Also does that mean that my maths was actually right too? <_<
Ramuh.Dasva
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2009-11-06 10:07:48
Mountain dew bottled er or canned in Guam taste funny. That is all
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By Unicorn.Dulcinea 2009-11-09 15:34:10
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By Seraph.Caiyuo 2009-11-09 16:11:59
Emebedded! I had no idea Kimya Dawson wrote math songs. lol Okay maybe not but it was close!
Ok, so I went to the store to buy some cokes.
Found that a 24-pack costs about $7 each, so I went to buy 2.
When I exited the store, the handles split on both packs, which pissed me off. I ended losing 2 cans from each pack.
On the way to the bus stop, as I was holding the packs in the unintended positions, I see a guy who looks a little thirsty, so I tossed him a soda. He thanked me.
While waiting on the bus, I dropped the top pack and 5 cans rolled out, 4 of which got smashed by the traffic. When I was going out to get the lone can, 2 kids pocketed 3 of my sodas from my other pack. I couldn't chase them because my bus pulled up to the stop, so I put my can in the top pack and cussed out the shitheads while I entered my bus.
While on the bus, an old woman came up to me and asked to buy some of my sodas, for she forgot to buy some at the store. I sold her 9 sodas from my top pack for $3.
When I got off the bus, I took inventory and found that I could condense the 2 packs with a few left over, so I pocketed the extras and drank the odd soda.
While passing by a liquor store, I saw that they had 12 packs for sale at $4 each, so I bought a 12 pack to help replace my missing sodas.
As I was walking up in my building, my landlord came up to me for the rent. That sneaky bastard already got my rent for the month, so I knew he wanted a soda. So I gave him one from inside my pockets, knowing that its all nice and shook up, and ran inside my apartment before the soda exploded in his face.
How many cans of pepsi did I bring home?
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