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Happy Canadiana Day
I once saw a guy in backwoods Eastern North Carolina get arrested on July 1st for setting off fireworks during a fire risk warning. Drunk off his ***, hands on the hood of his car, he's screaming at the Winston-Salem Officer "I'm celebrating Canada Day!" to which the cop replied "Turn right now and face and salute Canada, I'll let ya go".
He fell over. if your kid tells your teacher you told him he is a boy, but he feels like a girl, you can do jail time.
go canada. When the fireworks go off tonight I won’t mistake them for gunshots at least!
Bismarck.Firedemon said: » When the fireworks go off tonight I won’t mistake them for gunshots at least! Oddly enough, Bahamut always feels kinda like the Canada of FFXI. Less so since the secret of our awesomeness is out. Happy Canada Day all you hosers!
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