If I Had A Gil For Every Time ___?

So I keep seeing people complain about doing the Wings of the Goddess missions. It has been daily for a while now and it seems that today it is going to be hourly. Different people on different linkshells, mind you. It got me thinking. I wonder what else are some other things that people constantly end up saying in this game or complaining about happening to them?

If I had a gil for every time:

somebody complained about no drops on Lilith.
I got ka-thwacked in AMAN Trove.
RMT yelled to sell botted JP.
anybody bitched about game-day waits on missions.
that cute hume/mithra was a guy irl.
Frod wanted people to SMN burn all the things.
Pazuzuu was pregnant.
someone only wanted a R15 DD for Ambuscade.
people on this forum were T R I G G E R E D ! ! !

I just listed the obvious ones. I'm sure you all can come up with some good ones.

you forgot that chyula is poor and need money

Someone says:

"Dead Game"
"You can't get anything done without mercing"
"Asura is [insert terrible thing]"

I didn't forget. I side-stepped.

“Someone posts on FFXIAH about “If I had a gil for every time ___?“”

If I had gil for every time someone is dd onry

If I had a gil for every time we had to suffer through political discussion on this forum... I'd be Vana'diel's Bezos.

If I had a gil for every time Vize buys gil.

If I had gil for every time I laughed at FFXIAH forum posts ... not laughed AT, laughed WITH... wait.

...for every time I saw this fellow liking a post on here:

Does Chyula still play this game?

He recently returned. And then instantly joined my (everyone's) blacklist.

for every time Oseem gifted us gunners with Herculean Pet Augments

we'd have enough gil to arm Celebrindal's severwide KC-RNG battalion on Bahamut!

Was not able to spell abdhajls.

When does ambuscade reset?

I don't know why, but I can not understand how people can still ask that question.

RMT ruined a good way to make Gil.

He got cut off the McDonald wifi

Someone reminisced about the old days of Final Fantasy XI.

I've only been playing 42 days mind you, but I don't think I've ever logged in a single day without someone talking about, "the old days" whether how good or bad they were, or things they do and just reliving the past. Heck, I even have linkshell members who don't actually play the complain, they just kind of log in and talk about the old game sitting in town all day.

But sitting in town was still part of the old game too.

After you play like 5 or 10 years FFXI starts becoming like your second life.

Or you never thought that you always had more fun while you were a teen/adolescent than when youre old with wife and kids?

You enter a battlefield and it shows a record clear time that is impossible without fastcs and clipping

I liked this one:
herculean feet in pool now 30m