In this thread we post the worst stuff that Oseem gave us during the Dark Matter augments campaign.
It's not enough to be useless, it must be so bad it stops being sad and becomes hilarious.
Rules:
1) try to avoid screenshots of the entire screen, snip the image to just the augment window
2) make sure the name of the gear is visible (i.e., Valorous Mail)
3) keep it to 2-3 snips per post, max
If you don't want your name to appear in the screenshot, remember that the command /names makes all nameplates disappear. You can reenable them later with the same command.
Please vote your favorites by liking the post they're contained in. At the end of the campaign we will tally the likes and declare a winner.
You win nothing at all (unless some rich wealthy generous person wants to donate, I guess), but you will feel a little bit better about RNGesus not loving you.
Please be honest, no cheating and try to not derail too much.
Let's unite in facepalm.