What Ability Would You Love To Have In RL?

Warp 2 and the related ability to set my home point for me and other people somewhere and then use Warp 2 for myself and others as well.

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Super Jump

How would Charm work irl?

I woulda said TH but being able to warp2 anyone else at a party is kind of unbeatable.

Provoke.

Oh wait, already know that one...

In that case, what could 'Sleep', 'Stun', or 'Bind' be used for?

In all seriousness, Auto-Regen trait would be OP irl.

Meditate, Because running out of TP when you’re alone and doing the shame waddle is the worst!

Ohhh this topic is fun.

Regen - Get my Wolverine antics on.

Warp/Warp II with Points that I can set myself somehow do I can abuse the *** out of them for work/travel.. or would this be more like Teleport? If so, Teleport! (Traffic Sucks)

Alchemy!! - Not to take away from full metal Alchemist but damn would it be nice to draw some sort of circle or clap my hands together and immediately materialize an entire thing out of a pile of material. I’m a Pipefitter so an ability like this would be soooooo goooood. I’d come up to a job and be like “give me 80 grand and the rest of the crew w/e they’d make for the duration of the project” clap up a whole Mechanical Room and move onto the next job with the GCs jaw dropped and the crew happy as ***lol

Treasure Hunter. Randomly find rare gems inside the bodies of insects I kill.

only if it was possible to transform into your FFXI character. and be able to do anything your character can do. access to any item abilities spells and WS.

MEEEEEEEEEEE

TEEEEEEEEEEE

OOOOOOOOOR

Spectral Jig. Necessary for pulling off elaborate bank heists.

Be a cute kitty =)

(Ironically, human are charmed by cute animals irl, not the other way around lol)

Indi-Impregnate.
Only works if you successfully manage to enter into those women's enmity list though.

Unless you're in Legion or similar areas.

White Magic.

Curing ppl and self would be pretty incredible.

Provoke is an ability that translates into rl in funny way:

-human glares at me intently-
I look at him and say "Come at me I dare you"
"Say something else like that and trust me I will"
"Ok but hold on provoke is on CD"

Can only talk smack once every 30 seconds lol

Try not to post politi-***outside of P&R.

Auto-translate.

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White Magic.

Well jihadists already have Mijin Gakure.

Bolters Roll

Obviously,

Invisible

Treasure Hunter

Gilfinder

That's what I need to get rich and retire in Panama to play FFXI all day with my dog.

that already exists in a google translate app on your phone. Voice to auto translate and viseversa