Random Politics & Religion #30

Pictured: One ruined life.

Anyone reading these texts between the FBI agents investigating Trump?

This agent, who was on the Hillary Email investigation was referencing the creation of an "insurance policy" just in case Trump wins.

Has Moore conceded yet or is he still running laps around his defeat?

Well hey, Trump said plenty of dumb ***today, go nuts fone.

I'm starting to miss the Trump bashing cause I don't give a ***about some yokel from Alabama.

Last I checked some *** in Alabama doesn't represent me.

Last I checked, my congressman in DC doesn't represent me.

I suggest you run for Congress. Hell you be over qualified !

I once did. Part of my midlife crisis I think.

Only after they loose Fone. If they win we can *** about it forever.

I regret to inform you of the death of satire. Oft-mourned, it had until now always managed a glorious resurrection, but I think it is possible that the Trump clan have finally killed it d-e-d dead.

You see, four of them were sent absentee ballots for New York’s election. Jared, Ivanka, Melania and Donald. In order, that’s the guy who’s in charge of peace in the Middle East, the woman whose Sisyphean task is to convince people her father’s not goddamned insane, the woman whose even more futile work is to put some class on the *** place, and the President of the United States of America.

Guess how many absentee ballots, of the four, were returned properly filled out to the New York Board of Elections? ZERO. ZERO BALLOTS CAME BACK PROPERLY. Let’s check in with our contestants in this game show we call civic participation!

Jared? Yeah, he just never bothered. To vote.

Ivanka managed to fill out her ballot properly but had trouble with the concept of linear time and therefore decided to mail hers on Election Day itself.

Melania managed to think ahead, but the four-sentence instruction of “vote, put ballot in envelope, sign envelope, put envelope in mailing envelope” stymied her and she sent in an unsigned ballot.

Donald, surprisingly, did the best out of the lot! He managed to completely fill the ballot out, sign in all the proper places, and get it mailed off in time. However, he’s been docked points for getting his own birthdate wrong, which may or may not invalidate his ballot.

These are, I need not remind you, the people who are in charge of the Executive Branch. I recommend bourbon, or vodka depending on whether you like clear or dark liquor.

Sadly that is true. Normally in life if you lose you go back to being a nobody. But in politics losing makes you qualified to run again in 4 years.

"You won't have *** Nixon to kick around anymore"

Ooooo... there's a new one!

Rep. Dan Johnson Refuses To Resign, Denies Molestation Allegation
98.9 WFPL a public radio station

This one is a pastor, tried to do a drunk 17 YO and torched his car for the insurance!

/popcorn

Ooooo... there's a new one!

Rep. Dan Johnson Refuses To Resign, Denies Molestation Allegation
98.9 WFPL a public radio station

This one is a pastor, tried to do a drunk 17 YO and torched his car for the insurance!

/popcorn