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 Fairy.Spence
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-08-13 13:54:28
Diabolos.Chupacabra said: Fairy.Spence said: I think I want to get a massage
And not one with a happy ending ~
Like... you would turn down one with a happy ending? Or... you're not actively seeking one 'with' a happy ending? Either way... I'm confused.
I just want a plain old nonsexual massage. I added the bit in about the happy ending because I know someone would have mentioned it ~
Fairy.Spence
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-08-13 13:55:08
Diabolos.Chupacabra said: I have yet to meet a girl that gives a decent massage... I'm seriously missing out I think. :(
Ya, I don't know what a good massage feels like, but I think I'd like it lol
 Cerberus.Kalyna
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-13 13:55:09
Sylph.Anjali said: Fairy.Spence said: I'm all stressed and tense and ***
/massages spence the kind without a happy ending 
 Hades.Eliane
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By Hades.Eliane 2010-08-13 13:55:28
Fairy.Spence said: Diabolos.Chupacabra said: Fairy.Spence said: I think I want to get a massage
And not one with a happy ending ~
Like... you would turn down one with a happy ending? Or... you're not actively seeking one 'with' a happy ending? Either way... I'm confused.
I just want a plain old nonsexual massage. I added the bit in about the happy ending because I know someone would have mentioned it ~
Isnt there somewhere you can go for massages and has stuff like a spa and things?
 Alexander.Taryyn
Server: Alexander
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Posts: 186
By Alexander.Taryyn 2010-08-13 13:55:58
Sylph.Anjali said:
I know, sorry I can't help. Besides I usually help stressed people by baking them a cake.
A cake? Oh let's be friends! Syrup is great on cake!
Fairy.Spence
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-08-13 13:56:13
Hades.Eliane said: Fairy.Spence said: Diabolos.Chupacabra said: Fairy.Spence said: I think I want to get a massage
And not one with a happy ending ~
Like... you would turn down one with a happy ending? Or... you're not actively seeking one 'with' a happy ending? Either way... I'm confused.
I just want a plain old nonsexual massage. I added the bit in about the happy ending because I know someone would have mentioned it ~
Isnt there somewhere you can go for massages and has stuff like a spa and things?
I'm sure there is, I will look into it
Cerberus.Kalyna
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-13 13:57:00
Hades.Eliane said: Fairy.Spence said: Diabolos.Chupacabra said: Fairy.Spence said: I think I want to get a massage
And not one with a happy ending ~
Like... you would turn down one with a happy ending? Or... you're not actively seeking one 'with' a happy ending? Either way... I'm confused.
I just want a plain old nonsexual massage. I added the bit in about the happy ending because I know someone would have mentioned it ~
Isnt there somewhere you can go for massages and has stuff like a spa and things? It's called having a woman in the house.
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By Diabolos.Chupacabra 2010-08-13 13:57:05
Well, I'm not looking for her to be a masseuse. But she could do a little more than kneed me like she's fluffing a pillow then beat me like she's tenderizing meat. It's not really enjoyable at all. But she tries... so I endure :|
Alexander.Taryyn
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By Alexander.Taryyn 2010-08-13 13:57:34
Sylph.Anjali said: Alexander.Taryyn said: Sylph.Anjali said:
I know, sorry I can't help. Besides I usually help stressed people by baking them a cake.
A cake? Oh let's be friends! Syrup is great on cake!
I don't want you to put syrup on the cake I bake for you. No! no no!
Ok. I promise not to put syrup on homemade cake.
/call sponsor
Cerberus.Kalyna
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-13 13:57:50
Diabolos.Chupacabra said: beat me like she's tenderizing meat. pun intended?
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By Diabolos.Chupacabra 2010-08-13 13:58:20
Cerberus.Kalyna said: Diabolos.Chupacabra said: beat me like she's tenderizing meat. pun intended?
LOL no. But now that you mention it... wait... still no :D
Fairy.Spence
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-08-13 13:58:34
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By Diabolos.Chupacabra 2010-08-13 13:59:30
Sylph.Anjali said: Diabolos.Chupacabra said: Well, I'm not looking for her to be a masseuse. But she could do a little more than kneed me like she's fluffing a pillow then beat me like she's tenderizing meat. It's not really enjoyable at all. But she tries... so I endure :|
This is a good point though - let's not belittle people who do it professionally, there is a reason they get paid and it's because it isn't easy to give a great massage.
Agreed.
Also, Spence, you could go to a day spa... I just wouldn't tell anyone here that you did so. For umm... manly reasons.
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By Ramuh.Thunderz 2010-08-13 13:59:36
Cerberus.Kalyna said: Diabolos.Chupacabra said: beat me like she's tenderizing meat. pun intended?
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
Cerberus.Kalyna
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-13 13:59:52
tell us how it is, spency
and hopfully you don't get a fat nasty chick
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By Diabolos.Chupacabra 2010-08-13 14:00:35
Upscale Studio?! It looks like a small house... not even a nice house. That's like a brothel or something. You should totally check it out Spence!
Cerberus.Kalyna
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-13 14:00:42
Ramuh.Thunderz said: Cerberus.Kalyna said: Diabolos.Chupacabra said: beat me like she's tenderizing meat. pun intended?
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude Thundderrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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By Diabolos.Chupacabra 2010-08-13 14:02:03
I could never tell my guy friends that I went to a Day Spa and got a facial. They would never... NEVER let that go.
Cerberus.Kalyna
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-13 14:02:09
Sylph.Anjali said: Diabolos.Chupacabra said: Sylph.Anjali said: Diabolos.Chupacabra said: Well, I'm not looking for her to be a masseuse. But she could do a little more than kneed me like she's fluffing a pillow then beat me like she's tenderizing meat. It's not really enjoyable at all. But she tries... so I endure :|
This is a good point though - let's not belittle people who do it professionally, there is a reason they get paid and it's because it isn't easy to give a great massage.
Agreed.
Also, Spence, you could go to a day spa... I just wouldn't tell anyone here that you did so. For umm... manly reasons.
I quite like it when a man can admit to doing stuff like that. I don't really understand the whole macho identity thing. I only wanna go to a spa just to relieve my stress
from all the *** going on at work and at school and on ffxi
Fairy.Spence
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-08-13 14:02:12
Diabolos.Chupacabra said:
Upscale Studio?! It looks like a small house... not even a nice house. That's like a brothel or something. You should totally check it out Spence!
I don't want to pay!
Alexander.Taryyn
Server: Alexander
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Posts: 186
By Alexander.Taryyn 2010-08-13 14:02:25
Sylph.Anjali said: Diabolos.Chupacabra said: Sylph.Anjali said: Diabolos.Chupacabra said: Well, I'm not looking for her to be a masseuse. But she could do a little more than kneed me like she's fluffing a pillow then beat me like she's tenderizing meat. It's not really enjoyable at all. But she tries... so I endure :|
This is a good point though - let's not belittle people who do it professionally, there is a reason they get paid and it's because it isn't easy to give a great massage.
Agreed.
Also, Spence, you could go to a day spa... I just wouldn't tell anyone here that you did so. For umm... manly reasons.
I quite like it when a man can admit to doing stuff like that. I don't really understand the whole macho identity thing.
Spas are amazing. You might do a search for men only bathhouses. Bet you could get a massage for free!
Cerberus.Kalyna
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-08-13 14:02:34
Diabolos.Chupacabra said: I could never tell my guy friends that I went to a Day Spa and got a facial. They would never... NEVER let that go. We know now.
Fairy.Spence
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-08-13 14:02:53
Diabolos.Chupacabra said: I could never tell my guy friends that I went to a Day Spa and got a facial. They would never... NEVER let that go.
I don't think I'd get a facial, despite the fact that I try to take care of my skin lol
I'd have no problem saying I went for a massage
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
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Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
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