*noms on draft beer flavored jelly bellies*
Now if only these had alcohol in them.
Careful. No booze; Nik might send PARKER to break your knees.
I could use a good knee break. Pretty sure my left knee has some issues anyway. Just leave the right knee alone please.
Unrelated: I had to search amazon for my little pony merchandise to purchase for my niece. Now amazon is plastering my little pony stuff all over the front page for me.
*noms on draft beer flavored jelly bellies*
Now if only these had alcohol in them.
Careful. No booze; Nik might send PARKER to break your knees.
I could use a good knee break. Pretty sure my left knee has some issues anyway. Just leave the right knee alone please.
Unrelated: I had to search amazon for my little pony merchandise to purchase for my niece. Now amazon is plastering my little pony stuff all over the front page for me.
Of course, now I have that overweight guy guilt setting in going "shouldn't have eaten all of that, you jerk".
I should shut that *** up with another cookie.
We constantly have cookies, candy, and other junk food at work. This time of year it multiplies. 90% of the time I have the willpower to ignore the donuts, cake, and other stuff, but I'm only one man. I cannot resist all of this stuff at once. In other words:
I'm giving it all she's got captain, if I give it any more she's gonna blow!
yeah you know it's bad when the oompa loompas have to roll you into work every morning...
If I had Oompa Loompas I wouldn't feel an onze of regret about anything, ever.
Edit: Not even owning orange midget slaves, apparently. Did you know in the original book they weren't as adorably abnormal? They were just like...aboriginies that Wonka pressed into service.
I think I'll probably suffer from stress-induced insanity before I die. Not sure if I'm looking forward to that or not.
that's why you use your time and intelligence in youth now to increase your mental strength and stamina
Imagine for a second the following:
You can't afford your own place so you live with your family and your sister is the same. Your brother, who happens to be a 43-year-old baby who LOVES hurting people's feelings yet gets his hurt if you fart too hard near him, he lives three doors down. You work with your dad, brother, and cousin who talks about his *** and shitting all day. You have a tone of voice that when mixed with your mannerisms sounds as though you're being hateful so you have to suppress any excitement in your voice. Even though you do this, your family never forgets your slip-ups and suddenly YOU are the *** of the family, made fun of for the way you talk. Your brother who just called your niece stupid and a horrible mother, stresses your stroke-risk father out constantly, and hurts everyone's feels in general, that brother gets a free pass for being an ***. You get cursed at just because of the way you talk. It's a bit stressful dealing with that and the way my brother acts, just the situations he puts me in because he never grew the *** up.
TL;DR High school emo ***, my brother is a good reason to be pro-choice.
You don't have to be rich to get away. You have to have a decent job if you want to live on your own but I mean you can get a shitty job and still find a room mate somewhere.
If you're in a situation where you really need to get away there are options. Roomies are always a risk though too lol.
Jan 7 -Urial
Jan 8 -Girlboy
Jan 24 -Misacat
Jan 30 -Weakness' wife
Feb 5 -Donnie
Feb 25 -Ihina's wife
Mar 18 -Ina
Mar 30 -Ohji
Apr 5 -Leila and Eik
Apr 17 -Kingnoobie's father
Apr 20 -Bluespoons
Apr 31 -Quiznor and Ash
May 2 -Drac and Vyre
May 12 -Volk
May 21- Foney
May 22 -Kali the jerk
May 25 -Valmur
May 26 -Draylo
May 29 -Catnip
Jun 21 -Spence
Jul 9 -tsuneo
Jul 29 -Bali
Aug 3 -Stik
Aug 11 -Dameshi
Aug 17 -Chu's mom, uncle and cousin (they may or may not all be the same person)
Aug 29 -Weakness
Sep 13 -Hev
Sep 24 -Mag
Oct 3 - Drac's Niece
Oct 18 -Apple
Oct 23 -Scuba
Oct 27 Daus
Nov 15 -Row
Nov 22 -Baconwrap
Nov 26 -Ina's Sister
Nov 29 -Leon
Dec 2 -Mosin
Dec 8 -Spath
Dec 11 -Kurg
Dec 12 -Hoppy
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
[h1]H1[/h1]
[h2]H2[/h2]
[h3]H3[/h3]
[figlet]Figlet[/figlet]
[spoiler="Custom spoiler!"][h1]Yay[/h1][/spoiler]
[soundcloud]http://soundcloud.com/matas/hobnotropic[/soundcloud]
Will try to get to more stuff when I can.
Disclaimer: Your Feelings May Get Hurt In Your Stay Here.