Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
and I wasn't able to fall asleep until about 2 am.
why? did you get a cramp in your wrist?
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and now back to our regularly scheduled *** program....
why? did you get a cramp in your wrist?
why? did you get a cramp in your wrist?
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way to go Mag!
a movie? hmm dont think there is anything good to see atm.
reminds me of that time, I went on a movie-date with this girl.
back on college.
nothing good to see and only movie avail was "The Time Machine"
bad movie, but it was cute how she jumped on her seat on those surprise moment scenes.
then was the "hope you dont mind coming to my house? my mom would like to meet you"
so we went to her house, and her mother greeded us.
"mom, can he come in?" she asked.
she replied.
"No"
:|
huh?
:|
wat
:|
dafuq
:|
*** ***.
:|
girl got sad and apologized, i smiled, apologized, told her not to worry, and i went home.
....
Also, since someone mentioned Tongue, I was looking for a picture of a Tongue Tacos add.
found this and made me giggle, and has no relation to any convo or anything said.
a movie? hmm dont think there is anything good to see atm.
reminds me of that time, I went on a movie-date with this girl.
back on college.
nothing good to see and only movie avail was "The Time Machine"
bad movie, but it was cute how she jumped on her seat on those surprise moment scenes.
then was the "hope you dont mind coming to my house? my mom would like to meet you"
so we went to her house, and her mother greeded us.
"mom, can he come in?" she asked.
she replied.
"No"
:|
huh?
:|
wat
:|
dafuq
:|
*** ***.
:|
girl got sad and apologized, i smiled, apologized, told her not to worry, and i went home.
....
Also, since someone mentioned Tongue, I was looking for a picture of a Tongue Tacos add.
found this and made me giggle, and has no relation to any convo or anything said.
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also, that date was before the interweb ruined me~
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Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
inorite? It's not like I was talking in detail about how our tongues mashed and sloshed together in a dark, wet fleshy prison as we were entwined in a lovers' embrace on a black and lonely street or anything.
Bismarck.Misao said: »
also, that date was before the interweb ruined me~
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
way to go Mag!
a movie? hmm dont think there is anything good to see atm.
reminds me of that time, I went on a movie-date with this girl.
back on college.
nothing good to see and only movie avail was "The Time Machine"
bad movie, but it was cute how she jumped on her seat on those surprise moment scenes.
then was the "hope you dont mind coming to my house? my mom would like to meet you"
so we went to her house, and her mother greeded us.
"mom, can he come in?" she asked.
she replied.
"No"
:|
huh?
:|
wat
:|
dafuq
:|
*** ***.
:|
girl got sad and apologized, i smiled, apologized, told her not to worry, and i went home.
....
Also, since someone mentioned Tongue, I was looking for a picture of a Tongue Tacos add.
found this and made me giggle, and has no relation to any convo or anything said.
a movie? hmm dont think there is anything good to see atm.
reminds me of that time, I went on a movie-date with this girl.
back on college.
nothing good to see and only movie avail was "The Time Machine"
bad movie, but it was cute how she jumped on her seat on those surprise moment scenes.
then was the "hope you dont mind coming to my house? my mom would like to meet you"
so we went to her house, and her mother greeded us.
"mom, can he come in?" she asked.
she replied.
"No"
:|
huh?
:|
wat
:|
dafuq
:|
*** ***.
:|
girl got sad and apologized, i smiled, apologized, told her not to worry, and i went home.
....
Also, since someone mentioned Tongue, I was looking for a picture of a Tongue Tacos add.
found this and made me giggle, and has no relation to any convo or anything said.
That's weird. Requests to meet at BF, kind of weird on the first date anyway (not that that matters), then rejects meeting that was requested?
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Just wait for the week anniversary and then the two week nuptials, then the month tattoo fiasco, then the forever and eternity restraining order that should come after that.
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
That's weird. Requests to meet at BF, kind of weird on the first date anyway (not that that matters), then rejects meeting that was requested?
power move. meant to confuse & intimidate.
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
How did it ruin you? lol...
worst thing? i dun care.
Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
That's weird. Requests to meet at BF, kind of weird on the first date anyway (not that that matters), then rejects meeting that was requested?
or i wasnt rich enough, or had any money for that matter.
on that note, before that date, she used to hang out with a friend of mine, and after talking to that friend, one day we went to the store across campus and i got her some flowers.
i'd never seen a girl so happy, flustered and tear up like that, and it was the 1st time someone bought flowers for her.
her mom just wanted to meet who was the guy who gave her flowers.
also, that day, I didn't give a ***, and went out, even if i was dead sick the day before with a cold... lol
but wouldn't back off cause she was great, and it took a hella lot of effort to get that day off from work.
also I remember, waiting for her at the meeting spot for an hour or 2 early... lol
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Siren.Mosin said: »
power move. meant to confuse & intimidate.
called her twice.
one time, the girl picked up, we chatted for like 5 mins, and then, i heard some shuffling, then her mom's voice on the phone.
"who is this?"
"yadda yadda misacat, may I speak with <girl's name> please?"
"no, wrong number"
"bu-"
<she hang up>
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In some cultures... if the man refuses to meet the parents, that is an indication he is up to no good. In such case showing up passes that test.
When we started dating, my now wife asked me to come meet her family. Her dad asked me three questions and then left the room....
Were my parents alive, what religion are we, do I have a full time job....
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Caitsith.Zahrah said: »
'Fifty Shades of Mop Bucket Water'
morning all.
I don't wanna.
I don't wanna.
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Siren.Monksin said: »
morning all. I don't wanna.
well you're gunna....
because reasons...
I'm still battling the poison sumac beating I took clearing the "driveway" and a path to the outhouse with a weed wacker at camp smegma. It's tuesday and I'm still catching a faint odor of that dump from the inside of my own nose... I'm getting too old for that kind of camping... I feel like I got worked over in my sleep with a bat.. /checks PARKER's hands for bat callouses
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Go Janis! I was listening to The Carpenters this morning.
EDIT: This cover of 'Bizarre Love Triangle'...
...Good stuff!
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EDIT: This cover of 'Bizarre Love Triangle'...
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...Good stuff!
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
well you're gunna....
because reasons...
because reasons...
hmmmmpppphh. you're right, of course.
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
I'm still battling the poison sumac beating I took clearing the "driveway" and a path to the outhouse with a weed wacker at camp smegma. It's tuesday and I'm still catching a faint odor of that dump from the inside of my own nose... I'm getting too old for that kind of camping... I feel like I got worked over in my sleep with a bat.. /checks PARKER's hands for bat callouses
I hope that boy of yours appreciates the flogging his father took in the name of making him a man.
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-drops the bomb in the toilet and walks away-
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
toilet
there's a toilet? I've been peeing out back all these years.
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Siren.Monksin said: »
I hope that boy of yours appreciates the flogging his father took in the name of making him a man.
he wants to bring a flamethrower next time and burn the woods down to get revenge on a pricker bush that kept snagging his hair...
he liked fishing I think.... He hooked a sea monster that snapped his little 10lbs line like it was nothing. I think we should have started with bluegill which are small and easy to catch... to work on his technique... but our host "The Godfather" wanted us to take a pilgrimage to uncle pork chop's favorite fishing hole.
so we tried to catch walleye with bluegill gear and it went about how I expected... /shrug
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I need to eat all that walleye in my freezer. maybe I can talk grandma into frying dat ***up.
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Back to the drawing board!
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Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
Back to the drawing board!
some context would be lovely.
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Siren.Mosin said: »
I hope that boy of yours appreciates the flogging his father took in the name of making him a man.
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