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 Fenrir.Minjo
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By Fenrir.Minjo 2012-07-29 21:14:44
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This isn't up to me. The Book of Gay is very clear about these matters.
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By Phoenix.Urteil 2012-07-29 21:19:16
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Fenrir.Minjo said: »
This isn't up to me. The Book of Gay is very clear about these matters.

Win.
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By Lakshmi.Eyrhika 2012-07-29 21:19:50
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Make sure you protect your cell phone in some way or its gonna get ruined.
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By Ragnarok.Nemesio 2012-07-29 21:21:02
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Very serious. The foam does a very good job of transferring various STDs.
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By Siren.Buddah 2012-07-29 21:26:06
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Fenrir.Sylow said: »
...Someone warned me that the foam will temporarily make me glow, and now I'm concerned about contracting dysentery.

You should be worried about contracting other, more plausible, diseases.

Fenrir.Sylow said: »
Please offer me your advice. Thank you!
Take plenty of antibiotics, and call someone who cares in the morning...

/cheers
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By Fenrir.Minjo 2012-07-29 21:28:13
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Ragnarok.Nemesio said: »
Very serious. The foam does a very good job of transferring various STDs.

If you're barebacking on the dancefloor, sure.

Keep your *** in your pants and I promise you'll be fine.
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By Tiipapa08 2012-07-29 21:30:05
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I'm sure there's a few chasers around :P those big boys need love too.
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By Fenrir.Frobos 2012-07-29 21:33:54
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Nothing wrong with being big and gay. :(
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By Siren.Kalilla 2012-07-29 21:34:05
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foam party?



oh... nvm
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By Ragnarok.Nemesio 2012-07-29 21:41:19
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Fenrir.Minjo said: »
Ragnarok.Nemesio said: »
Very serious. The foam does a very good job of transferring various STDs.

If you're barebacking on the dancefloor, sure.

Keep your *** in your pants and I promise you'll be fine.
Because your pants never get soaked all the way through?
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By Fenrir.Minjo 2012-07-29 21:49:25
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Soaked with the seminal fluids of others? Can't say that they do.
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By Zachfurlow 2012-07-29 21:50:32
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Da fuq I just read?
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By Zachfurlow 2012-07-29 21:52:41
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P.s. @ Eryhika don't post anymore. Thxxxxx your post count is for the wins.
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By Bismarck.Cicada 2012-07-29 21:55:47
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By Fenrir.Minjo 2012-07-29 21:57:35
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Fenrir.Frobos said: »
Nothing wrong with being big and gay. :(

"I don't make up the gay rule book. You got a problem with it, take it up with Liberace's ghost."
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By Bismarck.Gaspee 2012-07-29 22:02:20
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Fenrir.Minjo said: »
Fenrir.Frobos said: »
Nothing wrong with being big and gay. :(

"I don't make up the gay rule book. You got a problem with it, take it up with Liberace's ghost."
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By Ramuh.Austar 2012-07-29 22:12:12
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Ragnarok.Nemesio said: »
Fenrir.Minjo said: »
Ragnarok.Nemesio said: »
Very serious. The foam does a very good job of transferring various STDs.

If you're barebacking on the dancefloor, sure.

Keep your *** in your pants and I promise you'll be fine.
Because your pants never get soaked all the way through?
Your text to link here...
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By Fenrir.Minjo 2012-07-29 22:14:22
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As I said a page ago,

Fenrir.Minjo said: »
That sounds correlative at best, and like anecdotal nonsense at worst.
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By Fenrir.Kuzuryu 2012-07-29 23:15:09
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What do I wear to a foam party?
You have to wear parachute pants so's you can be the bell of the ball.

Please offer me your advice.
Take two and call me in the morning. Evening will do.

Thank you!
Thank those who died for your ability to type 400 words a minute
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By Bismarck.Yuenna 2012-07-29 23:23:12
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Fenrir.Sylow said: »
Bahamut.Baconwrap said: »
Fenrir.Sylow said: »
I'm not 100% sure; I've never been to one. I believe it's the logical intersection of a dance party and a bubble bath.

Id just wear a cheap tank top and either some jeans or some swim trunks. Here let me find a pic of the last foam party I went to. I'm assuming this a gay, or is it straight night club?

Gayer than Chick fil-A.

That made me just laugh notstop for like 5 min good one sylow
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By Lakshmi.Rearden 2012-07-29 23:27:10
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I usually wear my UDT shorts and a crap T I tear at the sides so it basically looks like a rag.

The shirt isn't on for long though
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By Moonwalkerv 2012-07-29 23:29:35
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I used to go to alot of raves when I was in my early 20's and a couple of them were foam parties....that shits not fun. Looks cool but you end up soaked, your wallet and phone get buggered up and it stops being really fun after 30 min.

Doesnt matter what you wear, you will be soaked in half an hour.
By volkom 2012-07-30 00:29:42
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knew a guy that went to a foam party once.

found a couple having sex in the cloud of suds.

he was traumatized
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By Irohuro 2012-07-30 00:48:23
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Fenrir.Minjo said: »
This isn't up to me. The Book of Gay is very clear about these matters.

bear community says sup.
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By Fenrir.Sylow 2012-07-30 01:51:20
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I didn't get any STDs, but two people did get elbowed the *** in the face for grabbing my *** under the veil of foam.
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By Lakshmi.Galith 2012-07-30 02:01:43
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Fenrir.Sylow said: »
I didn't get any STDs, but two people did get elbowed the *** in the face for grabbing my *** under the veil of foam.

You must have different criteria because that sounds like the beginnings of an excellent night only to be ruined by some elbowing.
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By Bahamut.Baconwrap 2012-07-30 02:04:01
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Fenrir.Frobos said: »
Nothing wrong with being big and gay. :(

Janis Dickinson says otherwise. The book of gay is very clear...

Though shall be thin and cute...
Though shall be fashionable at all times, even when hungover at sunday brunch...
Though shall have a Madonna or Britney Spears song playing at all times...
oh
and...

Though shall not eat Chick-Fil-A lol
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By Lakshmi.Galith 2012-07-30 02:07:32
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Bahamut.Baconwrap said: »
Fenrir.Frobos said: »
Nothing wrong with being big and gay. :(

Janis Dickinson says otherwise. The book of gay is very clear...

Though shall be thin and cute...
Though shall be fashionable at all times, even when hungover at sunday brunch...
Though shall have a Madonna or Britney Spears song playing at all times...
oh
and...

Though shall not eat Chick-Fil-A lol

Never trust someone in the matters of sexuality when that person is named Dickinson.
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By Fenrir.Frobos 2012-07-30 02:07:38
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I'm a gaytheist. All rubbish to me.
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By Bismarck.Rinomaru 2012-07-30 02:07:49
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oops
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