Fantabulous Recruitment Video Competition - TToF

But I danced my little heart out. :(

Re:Austar
Aaaah, sorry I must have misunderstood your post. I looked at the video instead of your avatar. Though no one else has posted them yet, RL videos are explicitly allowed in the OP. You're accepted.

Toc lives in PJ on Lakshmi, see him for a pearl.

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Sylow is in my dance troupe.

I'm torn. On one hand, this is so *** awsome. On the other, if I make a video I would most definitally get accepted, and I probably wont really server transfer anyway. How amazing does my video have to be to get your entire ls to server transfer to me?

I am pretty sure that because you have a Gandiva, you would not be allowed in. Artemas is very protective of being the lightning Goddess in this shell, she has in fact logged in and dropped people's bows when they started getting to close to finish. But thanks for the application.

I dont have a Gandiva! WILL NEED TO TRY HARDER THAN THAT TO REJECT ME!

Re: Sylow
Without getting in to the possibility of invisible videos and their validity, I think it is safe to say that the video does not star you shining the way you shine, as was requested in the OP. This is painful, but I must deny. Feel free to reapply with a cooler video, though!

Re: Sawtelle
Unfortunately, there is almost no chance of the linkshell all server-hopping. We're itinerant video-game playing hobos with bad directional sense, so even if we did hobo-hoard the money to server hop there's no guarantee we would all make it to the same server.

However, if RL Gilz is the problem, perhaps we could finance your server hop to us. We have discussed the option for Vegetto (with some extra money to buy a new bowl), and it seems cruel to exclude you!

We are with you in spirit, my little taru friend.


Done.

I apologize for the messed up audio in advance, here's my submission. I felt prompted to apply due to the colorful responses of the thread, and realizing the genuine nature of this recruiting effort.



This was recorded during an HNM fight. If you don't know who I am in the video, I'm the guy in the middle of the front line. As you can see, I made up for ~50% of that parse. It was also one attack, and not even a weaponskill. I don't even own a Relic/Empy/Mythic, and I'm still that much of a B.A. As usual, most of the other party members were useless, except the one who engaged first.

I await to hear my acceptance.

Well, your graphics are sharper than some of the Atari 2600 pics I've seen some players post.

Here's a video of me playing BRD/BST.

RECONSIDER

Re:Sylow
RL BRD/BST is pretty impressive. Your cat should work on projecting his voice more, though. Some of his vocalizations seemed to stick in his throat, and one sounded like he may have even choked on it a lil'.

Re:Phaffi
Sorry, the OP is unchangeable.

OKAY, SO WE HAVE CONVERSED ON THE LOVING, SHARING, TWO-WAY STREET THAT WE KEEP IN OUR LINKSHELL AND CAME UP WITH A DIFFERENT APPLICATION PROCESS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE VIDEO-CHALLENGED!!!!

You must fill out this survey. In order to stop people from immediately deducing the correct answers, I will not provide specific feedback. A perfect score is required. We're looking for phase/short sentence answers here, not autobiographies.
1) How do you feel about the movie Milo and Otis?
2) What is the most important monster that you have CFHed? (Pandemonium Warden, Absolute Virtue, Tiamat, Nidhogg, King Behemoth, etc.) Bonus points will be awarded for a video of it.
3) If a commuter train is running north towards Philadelphia at 30mph and another is running south from New York at 40mph, when is the US going to invest in a public transportation system that isn't 50 years behind the times?
4) What is the best magic spell?
5) What is the best movie from the 80s?
6) Where should Shy be?
7) You're in the woods and you see a bear, what do you do?
8) What is your favorite Coldplay song?
9) Kristoffer Ragnstam, kind of catchy, or oddly high production value for someone you've never heard of?
10) Which Automaton frame is the best for your Puppetmaster playstyle?

(PS. some of these questions may seem subjective. They aren't!)

(PPS. Why 10 questions? We mathematically determined that these 10 questions would most accurately allow us to *** the personality of the applicant and their compatibility with the linkshell. The 11th most relevant question "What color is your beard?" was deemed superfluous, because we can deduce beard color from the above questions)


Reusing answers ist verboden.

1) How do you feel about the movie Milo and Otis?
Haven't seen it.

2) What is the most important monster that you have CFHed? (Pandemonium Warden, Absolute Virtue, Tiamat, Nidhogg, King Behemoth, etc.) Bonus points will be awarded for a video of it.
Don't know what any of those monsters are and wtf is cfh?.

3) If a commuter train is running north towards Philadelphia at 30mph and another is running south from New York at 40mph, when is the US going to invest in a public transportation system that isn't 50 years behind the times?
When the oil stops flowing.

4) What is the best magic spell?
Knights of the Round, FF7.. if you mean FFXI: Deodorize

5) What is the best movie from the 80s?
NOT Top Gun

6) Where should Shy be?
Hussy goes where hussy wants.

7) You're in the woods and you see a bear, what do you do?
Throw rocks and acquaintances at it.

8) What is your favorite Coldplay song?
I actually couldn't name one, but I liked the parody Jimmy Fallon did.

9) Hoots and Hellmouth, red bearded and awesome, or just rednecked?
Don't know them.

10) Which Automaton frame is the best for your Puppetmaster playstyle?
I don't have a pup.

Do I win a prize?

And just to clarify.. please submit all videos that can be tagged as "pornography" to Nou. I'm to receive all NON-pornography videos. Please stop mixing them up. Thank you.

(She's just kidding, guys. FRAPs your next ChatRoulette session and send it to her.)

1) How do you feel about the movie Milo and Otis?
-I have reason to believe this is Nou's favorite film.
2) What is the most important monster that you have CFHed? (Pandemonium Warden, Absolute Virtue, Tiamat, Nidhogg, King Behemoth, etc.) Bonus points will be awarded for a video of it.
-Some shout scrub's Sedna because I couldn't have the tusks when i was 45/50 for Hvergelmir.
3) If a commuter train is running north towards Philadelphia at 30mph and another is running south from New York at 40mph, when is the US going to invest in a public transportation system that isn't 50 years behind the times?
-Probably never, Thomas the Tank Engine was a train, and little kids like Thomas the Tank Engine, thus-> little kids like trains.
4) What is the best magic spell?
-Clearly Accio from Harry Potter.
5) What is the best movie from the 80s?
-Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
6) Where should Shy be?
-In the kitchen, where she belongs.
7) You're in the woods and you see a bear, what do you do?
-Move it to Shy's bedroom and see how long before she attempts to get rid of it.
8) What is your favorite Coldplay song?
-Who the *** is Coldplay? Real hipsters listen to The Black Keys.
9) Alabama Shakes: awesome southern rock, or just southern?
-Southern.
10) Which Automaton frame is the best for your Puppetmaster playstyle?
-Invisiframe.

1) How do you feel about the movie Milo and Otis?
D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW (yes, that is a feeling)
2) What is the most important monster that you have CFHed?
Well one time, there was this tunnel worm in West Ronfaure...
(Bonus points will be awarded for a video of it.)Why wouldn't we just post a video like the OP asked for...?
3) If a commuter train is running north towards Philadelphia at 30mph and another is running south from New York at 40mph, when is the US going to invest in a public transportation system that isn't 50 years behind the times?
You think they will...?
4) What is the best magic spell?
Chlamydia Disappear-o
5) What is the best movie from the 80s?
Milo and Otis
6) Where should ShyPhaffi be?
Not in the LS.
7) You're in the woods and you see a bear, what do you do?
Wonder when they added bears to XI and why they are in Windurst...
8) What is your favorite Coldplay song?
Prefer Oasis myself.
9) Hoots and Hellmouth, red bearded and awesome, or just rednecked?
What did I just watch...?
10) Which Automaton frame is the best for your Puppetmaster playstyle?
ALL of them. At once.

I've decided I can respond to the answers that are entirely wrong or seem to require clarification:

NEIN




ALSO, OP RULES STILL APPLY:

In summary, NO!

1) How do you feel about the movie Milo and Otis?
-I have reason to believe this is Nou's favorite film.
2) What is the most important monster that you have CFHed? (Pandemonium Warden, Absolute Virtue, Tiamat, Nidhogg, King Behemoth, etc.) Bonus points will be awarded for a video of it.
-Some shout scrub's Sedna because I couldn't have the tusks when i was 45/50 for Hvergelmir.
3) If a commuter train is running north towards Philadelphia at 30mph and another is running south from New York at 40mph, when is the US going to invest in a public transportation system that isn't 50 years behind the times?
-Probably never, Thomas the Tank Engine was a train, and little kids like Thomas the Tank Engine, thus-> little kids like trains. People try to appeal to parents by their children's interests so the trains will stay.
4) What is the best magic spell?
-Clearly Accio from Harry Potter.
5) What is the best movie from the 80s?
-Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
6) Where should Shy be?
-In the kitchen, where she belongs.
7) You're in the woods and you see a bear, what do you do?
-Move it to Shy's bedroom and see how long before she attempts to get rid of it.
8) What is your favorite Coldplay song?
-Who the *** is Coldplay? Real hipsters listen to The Black Keys.
9) Alabama Shakes: awesome southern rock, or just southern?
-Southern.
10) Which Automaton frame is the best for your Puppetmaster playstyle?
-People play Puppetmaster?

Your tricks do not work on me. Also, that's not even the right band anymore. GOD GET WITH THE TIMES.


Thanks for your application. I feel there are still a few places where it needs work and that you may not be a 100% match with our LS. Don't worry though, we will keep searching for a suitable partner for you. Our success rate is over 99%!!!!!!1!!1!1!11!!

1) How do you feel about the movie Milo and Otis?
Its a good one, cute and sad at times. but well worth the watch
2) What is the most important monster that you have CFHed? (Pandemonium Warden, Absolute Virtue, Tiamat, Nidhogg, King Behemoth, etc.) Bonus points will be awarded for a video of it.

Leaping lizzy the reaction it got was pure gold.
3) If a commuter train is running north towards Philadelphia at 30mph and another is running south from New York at 40mph, when is the US going to invest in a public transportation system that isn't 50 years behind the times?

When the politicians can make insane money off it?
4) What is the best magic spell?
Deodorize, what better to keep the phaffi at bay?
5) What is the best movie from the 80s?
raiders of the lost ark 1981
6) Where should Shy be?
in dyna farming currency for the ls
7) You're in the woods and you see a bear, what do you do?
Pause and wonder,"What does it do after it shits in the woods".
Then likely get mauled while in thought.
8) What is your favorite Coldplay song?
one of two, when they did a cover of "bittersweet symphony" or that other one thats still on the radio, grrrr i cant remember the name. hes on a piano if i remember right.
9) Fitz and the Tantrums: suspiciously awesome, or just suspicious?
im gonna go with suspiciously awesome.
10) Which Automaton frame is the best for your Puppetmaster playstyle?
id say sharpshot for me.

1) How do you feel about the movie Milo and Otis?
Don't know much about Milo but I know for a fact that Otis sells weed on the corner by Icon's house.
2) What is the most important monster that you have CFHed? (Pandemonium Warden, Absolute Virtue, Tiamat, Nidhogg, King Behemoth, etc.) Bonus points will be awarded for a video of it.
A lesser colibri cause this JP was like "86 T N L" and he made a stupid face so I was like "*** that" and CFH'ed then bounced. This was when I was lvling my RDM.
3) If a commuter train is running north towards Philadelphia at 30mph and another is running south from New York at 40mph, when is the US going to invest in a public transportation system that isn't 50 years behind the times?
Never, slavery isn't legal anymore.
4) What is the best magic spell?
Retrace. My signature spell known by many.
5) What is the best movie from the 80s?
Back to the future (Refer to question 4)
6) Where should Shy be?
Near the kitchen?
7) You're in the woods and you see a bear, what do you do?
Make love to it in hopes of creating a superhuman-bear race to rule the universe.
8) What is your favorite Coldplay song?
wtf is coldplay?
9) Fitz and the Tantrums: suspiciously awesome, or just suspicious?
Eh.
10) Which Automaton frame is the best for your Puppetmaster playstyle?
The one that teleports you to your mog house to change to a useful job.

P.S. Tell Phafi he spelled his name wrong.

video:

1) How do you feel about the movie Milo and Otis? When I was a kid, I watched one of (Milo and Otis, Wizard of Oz, The Land Before Time) just about every day.
2) What is the most important monster that you have CFHed? (Pandemonium Warden, Absolute Virtue, Tiamat, Nidhogg, King Behemoth, etc.) Bonus points will be awarded for a video of it. Megamaw Mikey
3) If a commuter train is running north towards Philadelphia at 30mph and another is running south from New York at 40mph, when is the US going to invest in a public transportation system that isn't 50 years behind the times? Sometime after I move to Europe.
4) What is the best magic spell? Gold Capriccio
5) What is the best movie from the 80s? Shock Treatment
6) Where should Shy be? In front of the word "Guy"
7) You're in the woods and you see a bear, what do you do? Throw a Pokéball.
8) What is your favorite Coldplay song? Favorite coldplay song is when Coldplay isn't singing/playing anything.
9) Fitz and the Tantrums: suspiciously awesome, or just suspicious? I don't trust anything from California.
10) Which Automaton frame is the best for your Puppetmaster playstyle? WHM! It's like having your 4 year old sister play your mule for you.

(PS. some of these questions may seem subjective. They aren't!)

1) How do you feel about the movie Milo and Otis?

I like the part when the dog trips and falls over.

2) What is the most important monster that you have CFHed? (Pandemonium Warden, Absolute Virtue, Tiamat, Nidhogg, King Behemoth, etc.) Bonus points will be awarded for a video of it.

A skeleton in the mines while hunting a magicked skull when I was 18 levels old.

3) If a commuter train is running north towards Philadelphia at 30mph and another is running south from New York at 40mph, when is the US going to invest in a public transportation system that isn't 50 years behind the times?

When the aliens attack and we have to band together or die and taking several days to get from one coast to the other just won't cut it. Aliens!

4) What is the best magic spell?

Tractor. Raise you? Why no, but I'll tractor you all over the zone if you like.

5) What is the best movie from the 80s?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

6) Where should Shy be?

{Over there.}

7) You're in the woods and you see a bear, what do you do?

Run faster than you.

8) What is your favorite Coldplay song?

I like it when Coldplay takes a break and Nightwish plays a song instead. Or Ozzy Osbourne. Especially if it's "I don't wanna stop."

9) Fitz and the Tantrums: suspiciously awesome, or just suspicious?

Definitely suspicious. Plus I haven't seen it.

10) Which Automaton frame is the best for your Puppetmaster playstyle?

I only bring out my pup when someone makes me do it, kicking and screaming the whole time.


P.S. I'm not applying because you won't move to Odin (;;) but I just like taking surveys. ^^

1) How do you feel about the movie Milo and Otis?
Anytime you can get Dudley Moore to narrate your film you do it. Me, Siskle, and Ebert = 3 thumbs up
2) What is the most important monster that you have CFHed? (Pandemonium Warden, Absolute Virtue, Tiamat, Nidhogg, King Behemoth, etc.) Bonus points will be awarded for a video of it.
Charybdis, doh. I'm blocked on some witty answer here.

3) If a commuter train is running north towards Philadelphia at 30mph and another is running south from New York at 40mph, when is the US going to invest in a public transportation system that isn't 50 years behind the times?
Americans love their cars. No way they give them up. We will transition to flying cars (Back to the Future/The Jetsons) before everyone is riding trains
4) What is the best magic spell?
Charmga. Killing your friends is fun when they turn to the dark side.
5) What is the best movie from the 80s?
Big Trouble in Little China, duh
6) Where should Shy be?
After "Too ___", when sung by Kajagoogoo
7) You're in the woods and you see a bear, what do you do?
Mount it. Your inturpetation of "mount" also gives insight into your soul.
8) What is your favorite Coldplay song?
The one where they switch over to sounding like the Foo Fighters. Or are actually the Foo Fighters
9) Iron & Wine: Sleepy but cool, or just sleepy?
Obviosuly sleepy. That's a Rip Van Winkle beard if I have ever seen one
10) Which Automaton frame is the best for your Puppetmaster playstyle?
The owl one, you know, like in the original Clash of the Titans movie