Odin.Eikechi said: »
I hope this isn't a hit list we just made :P
LOL! No.
/runs away
Advice On Girls, Yes Another One
Advice on girls, yes another one
I'm glad somebody laughed at that lol
zahrah said: »
LOL! No. /runs away
All the languages babelfish will translate and none are "Woman to Man"
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Odin.Hitoseijuro said: »
Fenrir.Niniann said: »
But driving is fun! :<
Me driving while a woman talks:
outcome:
Ill just be good and sit in the passenger-side and listen.
Yeaaaah. I want to say that's a man-thing. Night can't talk to me and do stuff at the same thing either. Then when my dad drives the car while talking he slowwwws waaaaaay the *** down and it's like grandpa get out I'll drive.
I dunno, I have no problem talking and driving. I'm a safe driver btw, I'm not like talking to people and killing everyone on the road or anything. D:
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Fenrir.Niniann said: »
I am a fluent Woman<->Man translator, but my services will cost you. :c
/checkshour
'Sides I know what you like :3
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Girls still seem scary.
I've helped quiet a few females with relationship problems. And their way of thinking is sometimes really... scary.
I've helped quiet a few females with relationship problems. And their way of thinking is sometimes really... scary.
*scares Cheyne wearing a sheet on the head* Booohhh!!!~
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Phoenix.Sehachan said: »
*scares Cheyne wearing a sheet on the head* Booohhh!!!~
D:!
I've seen the inner workings of the female mind, and it frightens me.
Fenrir.Niniann said: »
Touching hair means nothing. I play with my hair when I'm horny.
/looks around the courtroom with raised eyebrow
The prosecution rests it's case, your honor.... Sorry, I'm late getting back to this thread. /backreads
Right, so replies are spoilerd because they are long.
Niniann - Who uncovered the First Law of Attraction
Liela - who has stumbled dangerously close to revealing the
Ultimate Aphrodisiac in the Universe for Women in a Relationsship
For all women who can't find the "Right Guy"
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Kind of cynical Nick, but some of that is spot on lol.
Odin.Eikechi said: »
I never really looked into this thread, then I see my name mentioned, when referring to people's ages... what the deuce? :P.
*Late*
I didn't know we were birthday twins Eike! That is awesome! But you are a bit older, I will only be 26 in April. ^^
I've never driven an automatic. ;; I learned on a stick, my dad gave me a stick when I could drive, and then later my husband and I bought a stick. And even after driving them for 10~ years, I still stall out at busy intersections when I am nervous. xD
Simple chores indeed! Simple things in general. I melted this morning when I was giving my husband a ride to work. He was scraping frost/ice off the car windows. When he got to mine, he scraped it all off, then blew hot air on the window and drew a heart. *Swoon!*
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Odin.Liela said: »
xD Simple chores indeed! Simple things in general. I melted this morning when I was giving my husband a ride to work. He was scraping frost/ice off the car windows. When he got to mine, he scraped it all off, then blew hot air on the window and drew a heart. *Swoon!*
So my wish for you both is a long life together never forgetting about all those little things...
Leila's Hubby
Eikehi
Oh Nikolce! You are most certainly not wretched, despicable, and NOT 'one of the most horrid things ever expelled from a vagina.' You are a perfectly nice fellow! I am glad you snared the heart of your princess, though. ^^
For all the girls who can't find the right guy.
Have you checked your friend zone lately?
Have you checked your friend zone lately?
Hades.Cheyne said: »
For all the girls who can't find the right guy.
Have you checked your friend zone lately?
Have you checked your friend zone lately?
The problem with friend-zone guys is that they're there for a reason(unless you misplaced them). Sure they might be nice and whatever, but they're lacking something that would make them boyfriend material. I'd rather just be single than lower my standards. I've lowered my standards enough times to see where that gets me.
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Niniann - Who uncovered the First Law of Attraction
So the last umpteen pages clearly elaborate the first law of attraction which is the less available someone is, the more attractive they become. The "why" is long and boring, but simply put, people are kinda dumb. There is no cure for this syndrome, you're just going to have to walk softly and carry a big stick. Q.) "Where were all these guys when I was single?" A.) Geeking on someone else that was already in a relationship
So the last umpteen pages clearly elaborate the first law of attraction which is the less available someone is, the more attractive they become. The "why" is long and boring, but simply put, people are kinda dumb. There is no cure for this syndrome, you're just going to have to walk softly and carry a big stick. Q.) "Where were all these guys when I was single?" A.) Geeking on someone else that was already in a relationship
Actually, this is an often observed behavior in the animal kingdom.
Mate - Choice Copying
The why may be much more biological/instinctive than just people being dumb.
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My friendzone is pretty crowded...does anyone wanna adopt a hopeless guy?
Fenrir.Niniann said: »
Hades.Cheyne said: »
For all the girls who can't find the right guy.
Have you checked your friend zone lately?
Have you checked your friend zone lately?
The problem with friend-zone guys is that they're there for a reason(unless you misplaced them). Sure they might be nice and whatever, but they're lacking something that would make them boyfriend material. I'd rather just be single than lower my standards. I've lowered my standards enough times to see where that gets me.
I just don't understand when girls complain about the jerkfaces who treat them badly then cry to the nice guys who would be a very compatible boyfriend but continue to date the a-holes. |:
Girl y u make no sense.
Finding you good as a friend doesn't mean finding you good as a partner.
Carbuncle.Asymptotic said: »
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Niniann - Who uncovered the First Law of Attraction
So the last umpteen pages clearly elaborate the first law of attraction which is the less available someone is, the more attractive they become. The "why" is long and boring, but simply put, people are kinda dumb. There is no cure for this syndrome, you're just going to have to walk softly and carry a big stick. Q.) "Where were all these guys when I was single?" A.) Geeking on someone else that was already in a relationship
So the last umpteen pages clearly elaborate the first law of attraction which is the less available someone is, the more attractive they become. The "why" is long and boring, but simply put, people are kinda dumb. There is no cure for this syndrome, you're just going to have to walk softly and carry a big stick. Q.) "Where were all these guys when I was single?" A.) Geeking on someone else that was already in a relationship
Actually, this is an often observed behavior in the animal kingdom.
Mate - Choice Copying
The why may be much more biological/instinctive than just people being dumb.
So if I had a fake girlfriend in theory, I would attract more attention from other girls?
Hades.Cheyne said: »
Fenrir.Niniann said: »
Hades.Cheyne said: »
For all the girls who can't find the right guy.
Have you checked your friend zone lately?
Have you checked your friend zone lately?
The problem with friend-zone guys is that they're there for a reason(unless you misplaced them). Sure they might be nice and whatever, but they're lacking something that would make them boyfriend material. I'd rather just be single than lower my standards. I've lowered my standards enough times to see where that gets me.
I just don't understand when girls complain about the jerkfaces who treat them badly then cry to the nice guys who would be a very compatible boyfriend but continue to date the a-holes. |:
Girl y u make no sense.
Confirmation bias
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Hades.Cheyne said: »
Carbuncle.Asymptotic said: »
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Niniann - Who uncovered the First Law of Attraction
So the last umpteen pages clearly elaborate the first law of attraction which is the less available someone is, the more attractive they become. The "why" is long and boring, but simply put, people are kinda dumb. There is no cure for this syndrome, you're just going to have to walk softly and carry a big stick. Q.) "Where were all these guys when I was single?" A.) Geeking on someone else that was already in a relationship
So the last umpteen pages clearly elaborate the first law of attraction which is the less available someone is, the more attractive they become. The "why" is long and boring, but simply put, people are kinda dumb. There is no cure for this syndrome, you're just going to have to walk softly and carry a big stick. Q.) "Where were all these guys when I was single?" A.) Geeking on someone else that was already in a relationship
Actually, this is an often observed behavior in the animal kingdom.
Mate - Choice Copying
The why may be much more biological/instinctive than just people being dumb.
So if I had a fake girlfriend in theory, I would become attract more attention from other girls?
You're walking down a dangerous road, sir.
Hades.Cheyne said: »
I just don't understand when girls complain about the jerkfaces who treat them badly then cry to the nice guys who would be a very compatible boyfriend but continue to date the a-holes. |:
Girl y u make no sense.
Girl y u make no sense.
The correct answer is choose an ossum guy who isn't a jerkface, however I'll explain this best I can.
*** love confidence. *** seem confident, even though they're often insecure guys hiding behind a facade. Anyway, when blinded by infatuation(that started because you mistook the guy for being confident) you don't notice that they're just *** and not confident individuals.
That being said, there's really no amount of hormones that can make an insecure/submissive guy not hiding behind a facade seem like prince charming.
Also a lot of girls(people?) have a hard time getting away from bad relationships because they try to justify it to themselves. Of course they're miserable because they're in a terrible relationship so they need to vent somewhere, and that's either to their best friend(usually female), or a nice guy who will listen to them.
I'm not really sure where I'm going with all of this, but I hope you understand. @@;
It's, once again, rooted in biology.
Women tend to be attracted to social dominance, exactly as they would behave as animals in the wild.
Women tend to be attracted to social dominance, exactly as they would behave as animals in the wild.
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So basically until I start walking around confidently I'm kinda boned in finding a potential partner? I can honestly see the reasoning in that. Maybe I'll find a bit more of an aggressive girl(Not punching me and stuff, but you know what I mean.) which would be too bad?
As farfetched as it sounds too, growing up with only a mom and sister along with a few female friends who talk about dating and vent to me what's going through their heads and asking for advice on a guys end, I have a bit of insight as to why girls are so crazy.
I'm not saying I understand them completely, but I'm familiar with a lot more of the complex workings and know how to avoid them to a certain degree.
As farfetched as it sounds too, growing up with only a mom and sister along with a few female friends who talk about dating and vent to me what's going through their heads and asking for advice on a guys end, I have a bit of insight as to why girls are so crazy.
I'm not saying I understand them completely, but I'm familiar with a lot more of the complex workings and know how to avoid them to a certain degree.
Hades.Cheyne said: »
I'm not saying I understand them completely, but I'm familiar with a lot more of the complex workings and know how to avoid them to a certain degree.
You're shooting yourself in the foot by thinking this.
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Hades.Cheyne said: »
So basically until I start walking around confidently I'm kinda boned in finding a potential partner? I can honestly see the reasoning in that. Maybe I'll find a bit more of an aggressive girl(Not punching me and stuff, but you know what I mean.) which would be too bad?
I can't speak for all woman-kind because there are girls who lack confidence as well, and you could potentially snag them if the opportunity arises(though the question is do you want someone like that?) As for finding an aggressive girl, it's possible. Some like to be dominant over their men, then there's others like me who are dominant, but want someone more dominant than them.
Honestly though, I'd try to build confidence, it's a good personality trait to have regardless of whether or not you're going for a woman.
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As farfetched as it sounds too, growing up with only a mom and sister along with a few female friends who talk about dating and vent to me what's going through their heads and asking for advice on a guys end, I have a bit of insight as to why girls are so crazy.
There's a lot of bad male partners, that's why we're so crazy. :c
Carbuncle.Asymptotic said: »
Hades.Cheyne said: »
I'm not saying I understand them completely, but I'm familiar with a lot more of the complex workings and know how to avoid them to a certain degree.
You're shooting yourself in the foot by thinking this.
Probably.
But there are a lot of simple things that I have learned from girls. ;-; So hopefully when I apply those to situations I find they work.
As far as a partner goes, I think I'm way too selective to some degree. Higher standards if you will, and I think subconsciously I'm willing to wait until i find someone who meets those standards and then my male instinct will kick in? I feel like an awful person for thinking in this mind set, but it's the only conclusion that I can really come too.
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