Can I Get Arrested For This?
Can I get arrested for this?
dont get me wrong , i see the humor in this , but if my child were to come home with that and i would find out who u r , Get the lube ready cuz i would F#*& you with those, and trust me , u would NOT be laughing!
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If you're scared to give them out personally, find someone who put out one of those "Please take one" bowls and dump them all in there.
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
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aviannax said: »
dont get me wrong , i see the humor in this , but if my child were to come home with that and i would find out who u r , Get the lube ready cuz i would F#*& you with those, and trust me , u would NOT be laughing!
That's why you use the fat end of a baseball bat.
well come with me then !
Sorry but if I was a parent and I saw my kid with one of those, I'd sure as *** find the sick *** who gave them out and make sure they went through hell for it.
Sick, immoral and disgusting.
I'd say save them more for a novelty gift for older people, handing them to children is just ... creepy.
Sick, immoral and disgusting.
I'd say save them more for a novelty gift for older people, handing them to children is just ... creepy.
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Leviathan.Catnipthief said: »
Sorry but if I was a parent and I saw my kid with one of those, I'd sure as *** find the sick *** who gave them out and make sure they went through hell for it.
Excuse me, Did you give my little girl a candy penis?
No? oh, Sorry. Nevermind.
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Fenrir.Savoree said: »
Leviathan.Catnipthief said: »
Sorry but if I was a parent and I saw my kid with one of those, I'd sure as *** find the sick *** who gave them out and make sure they went through hell for it.
Excuse me, Did you give my little girl a candy penis?
No? oh, Sorry. Nevermind.
Get enough kids to say they got it from the person.
I'm pretty sure the kids are smart enough to be able to say "I got x candy from y place"
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LOL not really. Most of the time they just put it in your bag, if its one of those ppl w/ a bowl that says "grab a handful" maybe, but other than that, good luck.
Move to Australia from what I hear they don't mind that kind of stuff. Just make sure its an older lady handing it out to the kids and make sure shes attractive too.
and this is coming from someone who still trick or treats. Only time I remember a specific house is if its a full sized candy bar or something (in which case, we take off mask A, put on mask B, and hit it again)
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where is this thread goin ????
Sylph.Tigerwoods said: »
and this is coming from someone who still trick or treats. Only time I remember a specific house is if its a full sized candy bar or something (in which case, we take off mask A, put on mask B, and hit it again)
damn straight.
Although I'd just get my friends to go up and get it... then just get it from them lol.
Bahamut.Deezee said: »
Expect someones dad to punch your lights out on your own doorstep.
I would be one of those Dads.
If you did this I am sure they would find a way to make your life at least a little uncomfortable and I'm sure your neighbors would look at you differently from then on too.
Edit: being halloween someone might get away with it being that it be explained away as a joke in bad taste. Think about it though if some adult gave a kid a candy in the shape of a penis at any time and ask yourself what would happen.
Edit: being halloween someone might get away with it being that it be explained away as a joke in bad taste. Think about it though if some adult gave a kid a candy in the shape of a penis at any time and ask yourself what would happen.
Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
If you did this I am sure they would find a way to make your life at least a little uncomfortable and I'm sure your neighbors would look at you differently from then on too.
Doubt they would get invited to block parties or any of that anymore, nor would they probably have any friends in the neighborhood.
prolly a way to get away with it is to leave the bowl with all the candy sitting in it outside of ur door and just close ur door and/or leave the house.
It would depend on the age of the kids at the door.
I would want to give it to anyone really under the age of 12-13... but anyone 14+ should get it and be find with it.
I would want to give it to anyone really under the age of 12-13... but anyone 14+ should get it and be find with it.
Shiva.Kewitt said: »
It would depend on the age of the kids at the door.
I would want to give it to anyone really under the age of 12-13... but anyone 14+ should get it and be find with it.
I would want to give it to anyone really under the age of 12-13... but anyone 14+ should get it and be find with it.
On one hand, I would agree with the age thing. Older teens should be ok (although it would still be in poor taste.) But on the other hand, it can be hard to determine age just by looking. When I was ten years old, for example, my parents took me to a restaurant and the waitresses assumed I was under 5 and gave me a kid's meal discount. It can be just really hard to tell how old someone is. For me, anyways, I'm terrible with stuff like that. :/
Ok, for an honest response, many people in my neighborhood buy those little baggies that you can put 3 or 4 pieces of candy in:
If your neighborhood is like mine and lots of houses give out candy in these bags, you could slip them in there likely w/o the parents noticing. If they go to a lot of houses and get a lot of these bags, the parents likely won't remember which house they get it from.
Do I think this is a good idea? No way.
If your neighborhood is like mine and lots of houses give out candy in these bags, you could slip them in there likely w/o the parents noticing. If they go to a lot of houses and get a lot of these bags, the parents likely won't remember which house they get it from.
Do I think this is a good idea? No way.
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Siren.Stunx said: »
prolly a way to get away with it is to leave the bowl with all the candy sitting in it outside of ur door and just close ur door and/or leave the house.
And in that same line, don't say I'm too old to trick or treat (I haven't in many, many years, but I got told that once when I was 14, my friend then commenced to stomping on the 20 or bags with candles in them that he had lining is drive way.. I wouldn't have went that far, but I laughed my *** off at it). It was the way he stomped them, and the interaction between the home owner and my friend that made me laugh, not just the act.
Psycho Slip said: »
Siren.Stunx said: »
prolly a way to get away with it is to leave the bowl with all the candy sitting in it outside of ur door and just close ur door and/or leave the house.
well for the OP, that risk is worth being ABLE to get away with giving out penis pops.
Sylph.Tigerwoods said: »
If you're scared to give them out personally, find someone who put out one of those "Please take one" bowls and dump them all in there.
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
DO IT
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Leviathan.Catnipthief said: »
Fenrir.Savoree said: »
Leviathan.Catnipthief said: »
Sorry but if I was a parent and I saw my kid with one of those, I'd sure as *** find the sick *** who gave them out and make sure they went through hell for it.
Excuse me, Did you give my little girl a candy penis?
No? oh, Sorry. Nevermind.
Get enough kids to say they got it from the person.
I'm pretty sure the kids are smart enough to be able to say "I got x candy from y place"
When i was a kid i always check what i got soon i left the house. So i'm sure someone would go mom/dad i got this candy just now o.O it look like my ....
Psycho Slip said: »
Am I the only kid would dump the entire bowl into my bag in these situations? If you don't care enough to open the door and hand out the candy and see the kids, then *** it.. You don't care, I don't care, I'm taking it all.
Are you the only one? No.
But in defense of the people that do put bowls out, they are probably parents who are walking their little ones around for Halloween themselves. We have to do this in the early evening cause our son is only 5 and cannot go out by himself. We put our candy out in a bowl because we don't want people to come by and nobody answer. Our house is totally decked out, so it is not like kids will pass it up when Trick or Treating!
Someone please start a new Halloween thread.
This one stinks.
This one stinks.
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