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By leva 2011-10-31 10:10:46
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So tonight is Halloween and I bought some penis shaped lollipops to put in the children's bags, am I committing any crime?
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By Cerberus.Savannah 2011-10-31 10:12:26
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Um....I don't know if it's illegal...

but you've got balls if you actually do it....no pun intended.
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By slipispsycho 2011-10-31 10:12:58
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Assuming you're not just trolling..

It's a really bad idea, but the legality would depend on where you live.. It could fall under some obscenity law in some places.
By volkom 2011-10-31 10:14:44
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Someone can argue sexual harassment on minors if you do this >.>
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By Ragnarok.Neonracer 2011-10-31 10:15:07
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you honestly think its in good taste?

Are you a parent?

You decide.
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By Bahamut.Bojack 2011-10-31 10:15:31
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It would be illegal if there were such as thing as the Stupid Police.
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By Cerberus.Evilpaul 2011-10-31 10:16:00
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If they were blue and rocketships or something, but strongly phallic shaped probably not. If you've got novelty penis shaped candy, then yes, it's probably illegal.
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By Phoenix.Elspetta 2011-10-31 10:16:29
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Give the kids regular candy and save the penispops for the parents ... although they would probably still find them in bad taste since you are doing it with kids around.
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By Artemicion 2011-10-31 10:17:05
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Best not to do it to avoid being charged or fined for some random obscure lewdness or obscenity/harassment law.

Also as a general rule: If you're not sure, probably best not to do it.
Options are better than plans.
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By Bismarck.Zagarikano 2011-10-31 10:18:33
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It might not only be illegal but if it is, they might make you register as a sex offender too if convicted of a crime. I wouldn't do it... Give them away at the hardrock where all the ppl trick or treating in costumes are all adults lol.
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By Carbuncle.Valmur 2011-10-31 10:20:00
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If it's just trolling then meh, anything more is a big no.
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By Bahamut.Deezee 2011-10-31 10:25:41
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Expect someones dad to punch your lights out on your own doorstep.
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By Phoenix.Lillicarnage 2011-10-31 10:27:33
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Bahamut.Deezee said: »
Expect someones dad to punch your lights out on your own doorstep.

Seriously this so much. I know if I had kids and I found out you gave that to them you would have a standard issue SGC boothole stomped in your ***.
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By Cerberus.Kaht 2011-10-31 10:28:14
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Give them out to the kids and then let us know how it turned out for you when someone pays your bail.
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By slipispsycho 2011-10-31 10:29:27
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Phoenix.Lillicarnage said: »
Bahamut.Deezee said: »
Expect someones dad to punch your lights out on your own doorstep.

Seriously this so much. I know if I had kids and I found out you gave that to them you would have a standard issue SGC boothole stomped in your ***.
Stargate Continuum?
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By Hades.Ferusio 2011-10-31 10:29:29
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In the Uk no, in the USA probably. Still all you need is some little girls dad seeing her suck a *** to get your own *** removed from you, I would say not a good idea anywhere you'll most likely get your face or windows caved in.
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By Phoenix.Lillicarnage 2011-10-31 10:30:41
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Psycho Slip said: »
Phoenix.Lillicarnage said: »
Bahamut.Deezee said: »
Expect someones dad to punch your lights out on your own doorstep.

Seriously this so much. I know if I had kids and I found out you gave that to them you would have a standard issue SGC boothole stomped in your ***.
Stargate Continuum?

Command but hey close enough.
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By Siren.Mosin 2011-10-31 10:33:31
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If it's not illegal, it should be.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2011-10-31 10:38:36
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Ragnarok.Neonracer said: »
you honestly think its in good taste?

doubt OP knows what those lollipop taste like, since odds are he hasn't put one in his mouth?
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By Odin.Daemun 2011-10-31 10:41:00
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
Ragnarok.Neonracer said: »
you honestly think its in good taste?

doubt OP knows what those lollipop taste like, since odds are he hasn't put one in his mouth?
That's assuming a lot
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By Bismarck.Eburo 2011-10-31 10:42:00
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To be fair, does every parent watch who puts each piece of candy in the bag? Would they even remember?

Regardless, I advise against it. You know how ignorant Americans can be, and they'll take it as sexual harassment.
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By Bahamut.Krizz 2011-10-31 10:42:38
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Psycho Slip said: »
It could fall under some obscenity law in some places.
This. It depends on the state, but if you get caught you're going to get in trouble for it.
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By Asura.Dtroyy 2011-10-31 10:45:11
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lol
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By Fenrir.Terminus 2011-10-31 10:47:23
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Bismarck.Eburo said: »
To be fair, does every parent watch who puts each piece of candy in the bag? Would they even remember?

Regardless, I advise against it. You know how ignorant Americans can be, and they'll take it as sexual harassment.

Please explain to us how giving children candy penises to suck on is not sexual harrassment.

Also, if you played with OP on another server and know them, cool. Otherwise, what makes you think that he/she is in the US? Or are you just asserting that parents outside the US don't care whether or not kids have penises in their mouths?
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By slipispsycho 2011-10-31 10:53:58
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Sexual harassment, is intimidation, bullying or coercion of a sexual nature, or the unwelcome or inappropriate promise of rewards in exchange for sexual favors.

I really don't see how this set of circumstances would fall under any of that. Before anyone goes getting defensive, I'm not advocating the giving of candy penises (penii?) to children.. Legality or not, it's still a really stupid thing to do.. All that said, I wouldn't call it sexual harassment. I'm not really sure what to call it. But I just feel the term sexual harassment is the wrong label for it. Could just be me though.
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By Carbuncle.Astrida 2011-10-31 10:54:36
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Get 2 buckets of candy, 1 with regular candy for kids, and use the penis pops for older looking teens/adults
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By Fenrir.Terminus 2011-10-31 10:56:57
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Ha yeah, ok, not sexual harassment. I took that as being meant as a general term, not specifically sexual harassment.

leva said: »
So tonight is Halloween and I bought some penis shaped lollipops to put in the children's bags, am I committing any crime?

But anyway... I bet we can easily find out whether or not it's illegal - much more accurately than a bunch of random people guessing or trying to sort out semantics.

Where do you live?
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By Fenrir.Savoree 2011-10-31 11:30:57
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OP has to be a troll attempt.
penis lollipops and kids?
/runaway
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By Quetzalcoatl.Xueye 2011-10-31 11:31:00
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Siren.Mosin said: »
If it's not illegal, it should be.

Why?

Bad taste, sure, but I don't think that we should continue to create a nanny state like that. Besides, I think it would be worse to forever be labeled as the creepy guy that no one talks to until he moves a few states away to lose his reputation then pay a stupid fine.

Besides, while being utterly stupid, I don't think someone should get sex offender status for this. It's only the adults and teenagers that would even see the sex stuff here.
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