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By Asura.Felyx 2011-08-18 03:32:12
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This thread has probably been done before but I couldn't find it.. so um.. yes! Let's start:


"If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same to this question?"

"There are 256 bones in the body, would you like another?"

"Wish you were a door so I could bang you all day."
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By AlkalineJoe 2011-08-18 03:41:21
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Um, aren't there are only 206 bones in the human body?

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By Asura.Felyx 2011-08-18 03:42:45
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AlkalineJoe said: »
Um, aren't there are only 206 bones in the human body?


*shrugs* I'unno... maybe? Missing the point D: Could be 1000 bones in the body (clearly not) but.. would you like another >;)
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By Ifrit.Kaliden 2011-08-18 03:43:00
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Asura.Felyx said: »
"If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same to this question?"
This one is gold, hahaha.
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By Asura.Felyx 2011-08-18 03:46:50
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"You know, I ain't this tall.. I'm just sitting on my wallet"

"I'm new in town, could I have directions to your apartment?"

"I've had quite a lot to drink.. and you're starting to look pretty good"
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By Artemicion 2011-08-18 03:48:21
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My friend's brother came up with this one:
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Nice shoes, wanna ***?
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By Odin.Sawtelle 2011-08-18 03:52:12
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Hey baby, I've got a kraken club.
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By Asura.Felyx 2011-08-18 03:53:51
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Artemicion said: »
My friend's brother came up with this one:
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Nice shoes, wanna ***?


It works? x.x?!
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By Artemicion 2011-08-18 03:54:40
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Asura.Felyx said: »
Artemicion said: »
My friend's brother came up with this one:
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Nice shoes, wanna ***?


It works? x.x?!

Doubt it, he made it up for lulz.
Though if it did work, I'd be weary for obvious reasons.
Then again, these days it's hard to tell.

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By Pandemonium.Ironguy 2011-08-18 04:03:28
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Asura.Felyx said: »
This thread has probably been done before but I couldn't find it.. so um.. yes!

hi dax

oh, and the "nice shoes" pick-up line is olde to an extreme extent, though it's undoubtedly the best of them all due to its' boldness and simplicity
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By Asura.Felyx 2011-08-18 04:19:06
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Pandemonium.Ironguy said: »
hi dax

oh, and the "nice shoes" pick-up line is olde to an extreme extent, though it's undoubtedly the best of them all due to its' boldness and simplicity


D: Damn it! You found me! and.. it is? Wouldn't work on me!

"Cor! You don't sweat much for a fat bird!"
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By Taigatan 2011-08-18 04:21:23
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"That's a nice dress... would look great on my floor"

/check tag on shirt "Just as I thought... made in heaven"
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By Pandemonium.Ironguy 2011-08-18 04:22:03
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Asura.Felyx said: »
Wouldn't work on me!

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By Sylph.Siccmade 2011-08-18 04:27:14
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"How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?"

Heard that on TV and elsewhere but still makes me laugh.
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By Asura.Felyx 2011-08-18 04:28:06
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"Nice legs... What time do they open?"
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By Odin.Blazza 2011-08-18 04:43:31
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AlkalineJoe said: »
Um, aren't there are only 206 bones in the human body?

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Yeah, it's "Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Wanna make it 207?"
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By Pandemonium.Ironguy 2011-08-18 04:57:23
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less talk about other ordinary bones, more relation to the only bone that matters in this topic

dang that sounds terribly gay, but hey, someone has to say it
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By Odin.Blazza 2011-08-18 05:35:12
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fine.

Walk up to a girl, lick your finger and wipe it on her shirt then say "we'd better get you out of those wet clothes"
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By Leviathan.Kajii 2011-08-18 05:58:14
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If your right leg was Thanks Giving and your left was Christmas, could I visit you between the holidays?
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By Leviathan.Kajii 2011-08-18 05:59:07
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Artemicion said: »
My friend's brother came up with this one:
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Nice shoes, wanna ***?
Isn't that from American Pie...
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By Asura.Felyx 2011-08-18 06:04:14
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"Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?"
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By Odin.Blazza 2011-08-18 06:07:56
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Leviathan.Kajii said: »
Artemicion said: »
My friend's brother came up with this one:
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Nice shoes, wanna ***?
Isn't that from American Pie...
Not sure if it was used there or not, but it's waaaay older than that. My brother and sisters and all their friends used to use it jokingly long before I even knew what a pick up line was.
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