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Chuck Norris, Worst reviewed actor ever, so sad :(
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By Ramuh.Haseyo 2011-06-18 13:46:24
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The Room...
So horrible, it's fantastic.

"IS HE DEAD!?"
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By daddyrabbit4444 2011-06-18 14:02:14
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OP is clueless, ben stiller and jack black probaly best actors in hollywood atm
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By Valefor.Slipispsycho 2011-06-18 14:04:26
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daddyrabbit4444 said:
OP is clueless, ben stiller and jack black probaly best actors in hollywood atm
You're insane.
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By Sylph.Tigerwoods 2011-06-18 14:04:43
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daddyrabbit4444 said:
and this is why you're posting practically anon
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By daddyrabbit4444 2011-06-18 14:04:50
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without a doubt kenu "no talent" reaves is by far the worst.
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By daddyrabbit4444 2011-06-18 14:06:52
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yall need to take ur british since of humor back to england and leave real comedy to the pros
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By Sylph.Tigerwoods 2011-06-18 14:07:54
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daddyrabbit4444 said:
yall need to take ur british since of humor back to england and leave real comedy to the pros
You wouldn't know a comedy pro if they punched you in the face.
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2011-06-18 14:08:54
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Sylph.Tigerwoods said:
daddyrabbit4444 said:
yall need to take ur british since of humor back to england and leave real comedy to the pros
You wouldn't know a comedy pro if they punched you in the face.

This.
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By Artemicion 2011-06-18 14:09:11
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Sylph.Tigerwoods said:
daddyrabbit4444 said:
yall need to take ur british since of humor back to england and leave real comedy to the pros
You wouldn't know a comedy pro if they punched you in the face.

Coincidentally, that would be humorous.
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By daddyrabbit4444 2011-06-18 14:18:23
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band wagon noobs stop trolin and learn true comedy!
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By Valefor.Slipispsycho 2011-06-18 14:24:28
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daddyrabbit4444 said:
band wagon noobs stop trolin and learn true comedy!
If Jack Black and Ben Stiller is 'true comedy', I don't want to know true comedy.
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By Sylph.Tigerwoods 2011-06-18 14:31:49
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Valefor.Slipispsycho said:
'true comedy'
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By Phoenix.Fondue 2011-06-18 14:32:48
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Sylph.Tigerwoods said:
Valefor.Slipispsycho said:
'true comedy'
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By Carbuncle.Kunisama 2011-06-18 14:36:46
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WHAT THE F**K IS JUICE! I WANT ME SOME GRAPE DRINK!
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By Lakshmi.Alryc 2011-06-18 14:46:09
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Sylph.Tigerwoods said:
Valefor.Slipispsycho said:
'true comedy'

The best thing to happen to comedy since ever.

Needs more Chappelle Show, Chappelle stand up and Chappelle movies. Hell, just looking at the picture makes me laugh.

But yeah, as bad as Chuck Norris is as an actor, Zach Galifianakis is worse. Same character every god damn movie and people love it for some reason that's beyond me.
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By Valefor.Slipispsycho 2011-06-18 14:48:03
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I'd put George Carlin above Dave Chappelle, but only just. I have more in common with Carlin.
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By Sylph.Tigerwoods 2011-06-18 14:48:10
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Bonus points for Asian wife
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By Ramuh.Haseyo 2011-06-18 14:50:47
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Phoenix.Fondue said:
Sylph.Tigerwoods said:
Valefor.Slipispsycho said:
'true comedy'

I really don't see the appeal in that guy.
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By Lakshmi.Alryc 2011-06-18 14:52:19
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Tosh.0 is good but I'm not a huge fan of his stand up.
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By Shiva.Xellith 2011-06-18 14:56:11
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By Phoenix.Ingraham 2011-06-18 14:59:46
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HAHA, WHAT UP FFXIAH!

I SEE YOU'RE ALL TALKIN' ABOUT COMEDIANS. THAT'S COOL, DUDES. COOL.

(pauses for laughter)

REAL FUNNY SHEEIT THOUGH.

So I was up in... ah... what do you call it... Abyssea. YEAH, ABYSSEA. Y'KNOW, THE ONE WITH THE DRAGON, RED SKIES? LIKE THAT AIN'T ALL OF THEM OR SOMETHING. Killin' a zone boss, takin' my sweet time there.

(hops around a bit)

BUT THIS... THIS PALADIN OR SOMETHIN' I DON'T KNOW, JUST KINDA GOES
"hey dude, can I get this win, last one I need?. Get this: DUDE IS SITTIN' THERE WITH HIS FLAG UP.

So I'm like... dude! Level a real job or something, RIGHT!? IF YOU'RE GONNA GET SOME ZONE WINS, STOP BEIN' A DOUCHE.

(pause for laughter, jumps around a bit)
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2011-06-18 15:00:35
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daddyrabbit4444 said:
band wagon noobs stop trolin and learn true comedy!

Too obvious.
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By Ramuh.Haseyo 2011-06-18 15:02:00
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Wouldn't being a noob at bandwagoning mean...we aren't really bandwagoning? IS bandwagoning even a word? Will I ever open these can of peas? Stick around to find out.
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By Lakshmi.Trunksc 2011-06-18 15:06:31
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comedy- i'd have to say Robin Williams, George Carlin, and Dave Chappelle. the chapelle show was so funny he had to go to south africa lol. i still hear people yell the rick james lines.
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By Phoenix.Shiomi 2011-06-18 15:09:03
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Phoenix.Ingraham said:

HAHA, WHAT UP FFXIAH!

I SEE YOU'RE ALL TALKIN' ABOUT COMEDIANS. THAT'S COOL, DUDES. COOL.

(pauses for laughter)

REAL FUNNY SHEEIT THOUGH.

So I was up in... ah... what do you call it... Abyssea. YEAH, ABYSSEA. Y'KNOW, THE ONE WITH THE DRAGON, RED SKIES? LIKE THAT AIN'T ALL OF THEM OR SOMETHING. Killin' a zone boss, takin' my sweet time there.

(hops around a bit)

BUT THIS... THIS PALADIN OR SOMETHIN' I DON'T KNOW, JUST KINDA GOES
"hey dude, can I get this win, last one I need?. Get this: DUDE IS SITTIN' THERE WITH HIS FLAG UP.

So I'm like... dude! Level a real job or something, RIGHT!? IF YOU'RE GONNA GET SOME ZONE WINS, STOP BEIN' A DOUCHE.

(pause for laughter, jumps around a bit)

Oh ***, Dane Cook plays this game?
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By Valefor.Slipispsycho 2011-06-18 15:12:49
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Louis C.K. > Dane Cook..
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By Phoenix.Ingraham 2011-06-18 15:14:41
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It was pretty unfunny, wasn't it?


I could see a Chris Rock one coming up. It'd start with "WHY AIN'T THERE A SINGLE BROTHA IN VANA'DIEL", not sure where it'd go from there.
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By Carbuncle.Tweeek 2011-06-18 15:39:53
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I love tosh.0 a ridiculous amount but his show is better than his stand up.



Keanu:


no doubt he's a terrible actor, but the roles he plays great don't require much else i.e. Matrix, Point Break, Johnny Mnemonic, Speed.



Real Comedy pretty much in this order: Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, George Carlin, Dennis Leary.

Also love Louis CK, Dimitri Martin (his stand up not his show unfortunately) Dane Cook was cool for a while, his style was different than everyone else but to say he was never funny is just lame.. I never understood why everyone started to bandwagon hating him tbh.

If we're gonna talk about terrible comics let's talk about Carlos Mencia and if we're talking about annoying comics let's talk about George Lopez
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2011-06-18 15:42:36
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Carbuncle.Tweeek said:
I love tosh.0 a ridiculous amount but his show is better than his stand up.
His first stand up was great, but the most recent one I thought was terrible.
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