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Port Congestion in Jeuno
 Ramuh.Botsan
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By Ramuh.Botsan 2011-06-04 08:09:04
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Recent news has it that SE are to put in effect a blanket ban on Galkas entering port Jeuno in order to ease congestion. As players in area top 740 it has been noticed that the removal of Galkas eases congestion considerably. As one feisty Taru put it "they should clear their fat pie eating posteriors outta our town!", AFKers and Bazaar boys rejoice at the news as in their own words "couldn't possibly have anything to do with the over congestion that leaves players unable to log in."...and "it was bad being moved off the steps near the AH...meep meep".

S.E. spokeswoman Sailor Paling claims that the Galkas had fair warning!

He who warned, uh, the Galkas that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed...
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By Phoenix.Lillicarnage 2011-06-04 08:21:08
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By Shiva.Galbir 2011-06-04 08:45:07
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It's about time those dirty Galkas were put back in their place hopefully soon they'll be back in the mines.
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By Cerberus.Valmur 2011-06-04 09:00:26
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Just ban aurore/teal/perle and instant -400 players in zone
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2011-06-04 09:02:06
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Port Congestion in Jeuno.
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By Fenrir.Fearforever 2011-06-04 09:15:57
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Phoenix.Sehachan said:
Congestion in Port Jeuno.

Fixed it for the OP :D
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By Leviathan.Catnipthief 2011-06-04 09:17:12
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Phoenix.Sehachan said:
Port Congestion in Jeuno.


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By Ramuh.Botsan 2011-06-04 15:53:49
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LMAO, there is nothing wrong with the title "Port Congestion in Jeuno".

Just to avoid further argument from those who need to get a better English education I'll back that up with:

http://googlebooks.byu.edu/

Over 1700 references against the corpora of Google books.

http://books.google.com/books?id=z0LoHAAACAAJ&dq=%22port+congestion%22&hl=en&ei=AJnqTYbOMYe8vQOzmsjgDw&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=2&ved=0CDkQ6AEwAQ

A simpler example of a book published by the United Nations. Yes, those lovely chaps at the UN should go and change the title of their books to Congestion in ports.

Port Congestion refers to the physical limitations of port space, hence the joke about Galkas' rather than the idea of congestion in general. Both sentences of course work perfectly well, but the former should evoke a funnier mental picture than congestion in ports. One just has to look at a newspaper to understand this principle in writing.

Serious PHAIL their people in correcting me. Time for a headucation, nes pas?
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By Ramuh.Botsan 2011-06-04 15:54:42
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Oh, and all the typos and mistakes there are for my amusement;)
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