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Zombie apocalypse -- Chose your weapon!
Asura.Domz
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By Asura.Domz 2011-03-19 21:10:32
ive always wondered if a zombie outbreak did occur, which kind of zombies would it be? fast or slow? maybe both? would they have mutations like special infected from l4d? probably never know until its too late... ._. DAMN YOU SCIENCE!
Phoenix.Ingraham
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By Phoenix.Ingraham 2011-03-19 21:10:36
Silly zombies, they vary far too much in fiction. I hope you guys have holy magic and/or Turn Undead.
I imagine anything that doesn't require ammo, relatively easy to use, and doesn't generate too much noise would be pretty ideal for all kinds of zombies though. As much as I love polearms, even they're highly situational (plus where the hell are you gonna find a halberd).
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By Asura.Theringer 2011-03-19 21:11:15
Valefor.Slipispsycho said: Asura.Theringer said: Man up n duke it out!? You mean hand to hand? Lol, then you end up punching him in the mouth by accident and your knuckle hits it's teeth, and now you're infected.
Minor details, sir! Get "stuck in" n use the head, hands n elbows.. and just hope someone somewhere is filming it and sticks it on youtube and makes you semi-famous.. Zombie or not!
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2011-03-19 21:11:21
Leviathan.Chaosx said: Wouldn't this work if you're surrounded?

Same problem with bladed weapons, good for a quick get away maybe but for a long fight you'd want something that can last.
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By Valefor.Slipispsycho 2011-03-19 21:11:47
Phoenix.Ingraham said: Silly zombies, they vary far too much in fiction. I hope you guys have holy magic and/or Turn Undead.
I imagine anything that doesn't require ammo, relatively easy to use, and doesn't generate too much noise would be pretty ideal for all kinds of zombies though. As much as I love polearms, even they're highly situational (plus where the hell are you gonna find a halberd). Break into a museum. Just make sure you find an old one, ones that were designed for battle use.. Most of the replicas they make now would break after one good swing..
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2011-03-19 21:12:33
Phoenix.Ingraham said: Silly zombies, they vary far too much in fiction. I hope you guys have holy magic and/or Turn Undead.
I imagine anything that doesn't require ammo, relatively easy to use, and doesn't generate too much noise would be pretty ideal for all kinds of zombies though. As much as I love polearms, even they're highly situational (plus where the hell are you gonna find a halberd).
Halberds are pretty cool, but you can be caught in a bad situation if you have one being stabbed whilst another is behind you lol.
Asura.Domz
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By Asura.Domz 2011-03-19 21:13:45
regardless best thing to do is to simply avoid the damned undead!
better to plan on building defensive structures and vehicles that can survive an undead onslaught
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By Fenrir.Skarwind 2011-03-19 21:14:27
Worse then zombies, Quislings.. Flion ever read World War Z?
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By Valefor.Slipispsycho 2011-03-19 21:14:28
Asura.Domz said: regardless best thing to do is to simply avoid the damned undead!
better to plan on building defensive structures and vehicles that can survive an undead onslaught Bad plan <_< if zombie movies have taught me anything, it's that there is no where to run..
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2011-03-19 21:15:03
Fenrir.Skarwind said: Worse then zombies, Quislings.. Flion ever read World War Z?
Yar, Quizlings are *** up things and pretty damn scary. I bet they've caused a few suicides.
I'd have no tolerance for them if I were cleaning up a neighborhood either.
Bahamut.Cebion
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By Bahamut.Cebion 2011-03-19 21:15:04
u all know thats the best weapon, in all games this weapon is full of succes!
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By Asura.Theringer 2011-03-19 21:15:36
Valefor.Slipispsycho said: Asura.Domz said: regardless best thing to do is to simply avoid the damned undead!
better to plan on building defensive structures and vehicles that can survive an undead onslaught Bad plan <_< if zombie movies have taught me anything, it's that there is no where to run..
Hence: Duke.it.out! :D
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By Bismarck.Ruizutatakau 2011-03-19 21:16:18
Valefor.Slipispsycho said: Asura.Domz said: regardless best thing to do is to simply avoid the damned undead!
better to plan on building defensive structures and vehicles that can survive an undead onslaught Bad plan <_< if zombie movies have taught me anything, it's that there is no where to run.. If Zombie movies have taught me anything its "Better you than me ***!" people other than yourself can be used as weapons, shields and bait!
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2011-03-19 21:16:42
Valefor.Slipispsycho said: Asura.Domz said: regardless best thing to do is to simply avoid the damned undead!
better to plan on building defensive structures and vehicles that can survive an undead onslaught Bad plan <_< if zombie movies have taught me anything, it's that there is no where to run..
There's a few defensible locations, but assuming a world destruction event you'd have to plan for raiders as well as the undead which causes problems when finding a suitable fort.
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Ramuh.Zidan
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By Ramuh.Zidan 2011-03-19 21:17:19
Banjo.
Baseball Bat.
Garden Clippers.
Double-Barrel Shotgun.
Titan.Xairu
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By Titan.Xairu 2011-03-19 21:17:25
Bahamut.Cebion said:  u all know thats the best weapon, in all games this weapon is full of succes! This
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2011-03-19 21:17:27
Asura.Bartimaeus said: Anyone randomly scout your nearby area as you goto work/grocery store/post office etc for various buildings that might work, and notice just how many would be terrible?!
Cuz I do :(
Every day of my life :(
Asura.Domz
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By Asura.Domz 2011-03-19 21:17:36
Valefor.Slipispsycho said: Asura.Domz said: regardless best thing to do is to simply avoid the damned undead! better to plan on building defensive structures and vehicles that can survive an undead onslaught Bad plan <_< if zombie movies have taught me anything, it's that there is no where to run..
***, assuming no mutated zombies, just find any multistory building, and destroy the stairs leading from the first floor up. the only problems then on come from hunger if you werent able to grab a decent enough stockpile
Leviathan.Chaosx
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2011-03-19 21:17:43
Bahamut.Cebion said:
u all know thats the best weapon, in all games this weapon is full of succes! Reminds me of this:
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Bahamut.Blze
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By Bahamut.Blze 2011-03-19 21:18:36
My nearest Lowe's and/or home depot is my weapon a freaking fort!!! nail guns, machetes, saw blades, wood, stones, explosives, generators, air compressors, grills and kitchen sinks. Trust me walk in to a Lowe's and/or home depot. look at the stuff in there, not only will i fight i will survive. If I build it they will be owned.
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2011-03-19 21:18:42
Luckily I live in the country and there's an underground WWII bunker about 2 miles away in the middle of a field. There's tunnels leading to my closest town too.
I should start loading it with supplies.
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2011-03-19 21:19:33
Asura.Domz said: Valefor.Slipispsycho said: Asura.Domz said: regardless best thing to do is to simply avoid the damned undead! better to plan on building defensive structures and vehicles that can survive an undead onslaught Bad plan <_< if zombie movies have taught me anything, it's that there is no where to run..
***, assuming no mutated zombies, just find any multistory building, and destroy the stairs leading from the first floor up. the only problems then on come from hunger if you werent able to grab a decent enough stockpile
Until raiders come and *** your ***up
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By Valefor.Slipispsycho 2011-03-19 21:19:48
Asura.Domz said: Valefor.Slipispsycho said: Asura.Domz said: regardless best thing to do is to simply avoid the damned undead! better to plan on building defensive structures and vehicles that can survive an undead onslaught Bad plan <_< if zombie movies have taught me anything, it's that there is no where to run..
***, assuming no mutated zombies, just find any multistory building, and destroy the stairs leading from the first floor up. the only problems then on come from hunger if you werent able to grab a decent enough stockpile You'll still have to go out at some point.. For food, medicine, all kinds of ***.. Sure you could just completely barricade yourself in a building and pretty much be absolutely safe from attack, but no matter how much you stockpile, at some point you will have to leave, or die there.
Bahamut.Cebion
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By Bahamut.Cebion 2011-03-19 21:21:18
Leviathan.Chaosx said: Bahamut.Cebion said:
u all know thats the best weapon, in all games this weapon is full of succes! Reminds me of this:

as i said... this is the weapon evry genius choce agains zombies!
Asura.Domz
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By Asura.Domz 2011-03-19 21:21:30
there is only 1 solution then. we need a designated ffxiah safe house incase of zombie outbreak. i vote jaerik leader assuming he isnt the hive mind behind the zombie threat
edit: safe zone, not house doh
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By Ramuh.Attribute 2011-03-19 21:21:33
Get this book.

Its very awesome, one of the best books I have read. This guy is sadly more ready than the rest of the world!
Bahamut.Cebion
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By Bahamut.Cebion 2011-03-19 21:22:43
Ramuh.Attribute said: Get this book.

Its very awesome, one of the best books I have read. This guy is sadly more ready than the rest of the world!
omfg, can i read this book somewhere online? do want D:
Alright, so im having this argument with this dude on which weapon is better if there would be a zombie apocalypse. I think a crowbar would be best since it doesn't run out of ammo, but he says a rifle would be better. So I'm asking you guys... Which weapon do you think is best? Or better yet, which weapon would you use if there was a zombie hoard coming at you.
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