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You have the ring. And I see your Scwartz is as big as mine....Now let's see how well you handle it.
-Dark Helmet
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Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major ***: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an *** sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. ***, Major ***!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an *** too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip ***!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by ***!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, ***!
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[As Lone Starr is about to push the self-destruct button, Dark Helmet appears.]
Dark Helmet: Not so fast, Lone Starr!
Lone Starr: Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time. (Thinks about what he has just said, then nods in approval.)
Dark Helmet: Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: ... What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become. Prepare to die.
few from one of my fav movies Spaceballs!