Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?

To put it simply, yes. XD

She says the stuff I may be thinking but am too shy to say sometimes. xD

We need to take a road trip across the pond and visit Headstrong! :D

They're like parallel lines cut by a transversal!

I concur.

liela is more polite, while zahrah isnt afraid to put on the smackdown

is another way to word it

We used real bombs, M80s and smoke/stink bombs in high school and the teachers would clench their teeth and wring their hands and say things like "boys will be boys" and drink themselves to sleep every night.

If you are old then you may have seen a comercial for Jean Nate After Bath Splash where the model in the commercial splashes perfume all over herself. Yeah, so my kid sister nagged our parents until they bought her a bottle and she proceeded to mimic the commercial dousing herself with about half the contents... which opened up a portal into hell's cesspool in the bathroom and the closet. The bathtub filled with blood, the hallway echoed with the moaning of the damned. We were all scarred from the chemical conflagration, our eyes burned like a thousand suns and yea though we cried a trillion tears we could not wash away the sins and the horror.

It's been thirty years and I can still smell it. The scars it etched in my brain are visible if I cut my hair too short.

But there are worse things, patchouli...

lmao

I rarely 'laugh out loud' for real, when reading stuff on the internet, but that just made me lol xD

This guy has a smokers laugh :/ It sounds bad

^^^This^^^

I need to go to Germany soon anyway. I miss my mother's side of the family, especially my Opa. Actually, Headstrong lives like an hour and a half away from my family.

We need to take Angel too!!!

EAK!!!

Why didn't anyone tell me it was five?!? or at least pull the birds tail.....

I'm so bad at being a female.. i swear i have the soul of an old, hairy truck driver D:

Maybe you were an old hairy merchant in a past life :o!

There we go! Reincarnation didn't do you justice.

D:

I remember this one math teacher I had in high school, we would TORMENT the old lady (but then again she was an intolerable bi**h so everyone participated) let's see... the things we would do to her (not in any particular order)

Thumbtacks + seat
Steal all her stuff from desktop.
Throw her purse on the roof (ok this might have been over the top buuutttt she deserved it)
Set off 12 stink bombs at once (she decided to "teach" the class outside... well just walked off :p)
One kid had a stapler that would shoot them at her (this was a little mean lol)
Shoot rubber bands at her.
Air horn (nuff said)


It because so bad that they always had to have the school officer in that classroom when our class came up :p

This turns me on.

I hate when scheduled bill payments drop out of the system.

when i was in seventh grade, our geography teacher left for maternity leave, and ended up never coming back, so the school put the bitchiest old sub in her place, we would always cause her problems. we would randomly shout out fast food slogans, and one time a couple of my friends took all the stuff on her desk and shoved it in the trashcan

In high school, my science class straddled the lunch hour, we had a new instrructor who was very squeemish. Some of the guys would sit in the front row and make gagging noises or do other gross things (one kid could make his nose bleed when ever he wanted to) until the teacher would have to make a run for the boys bathroom. The curriculum required the disceting of frogs and we actually had a substitute those 2 weeks

I was never allowed to do anything bad to teachers because both my parents worked at the schools. But I did have to try hard not to laugh at them sometimes! We had one substitute who was a short, chubby guy, and he would do nothing (literally) the entire hour except stand at the front of the room and yell "Quiet! Quiet!" But the way he said it made him sound like a duck, like "Quiake! Quiake!" It was hysterical. Students would make a ruckus just to make him yell "Quiet!"

One of our teachers was evil to students and rude to other teachers (the things I'd overhear my parents saying about her, phew!) but she was really easily distracted. So at the start of class someone would ask her some random question, and she'd spend the entire hour trying to answer it whether she knew the answer or not. I think we asked her why jello stayed solid after taking it out of the fridge instead of melting back down into liquid like 4 times one year, and she'd always spend the hour trying to come up with a reason why.

Someone set a goat loose in our principle's office in high school.

Someone smeared peanut butter over every reachable surface in one of our university buildings. They had to shut that building down for a few hours to clean it up in case any students were allergic to peanuts.

We had a chemistry teacher called Tebot (welsh word for teapot) who was just awful at teaching lol. He'd write a page of work for us to copy down (When he wrote on the board he'd look like a teapot hence the name lol) and when he shouted at girls for misbehaving he had to go into his supply cupboard because he got a *** >.>

Jeez, you guys had some rowdy peers. Only drastic things I can remember in school was the sudden food fight in 8th grade or whatever, and then a few punk kids having incredibly boring and quickly broken up fights in high school.

so dragon quest 9 isnt a game with an easy button lol ive gotten my *** kicked by 2 different bosses lol time to level up :O

Gasping for air! xD

I broke the lock once in the classroom where all our bags were kept at dinner time, so no-one had to do work for the rest of the day whilst they took the door off the hinges XD

I flipped off a dinner lady acting like a ***

me and a few friends made our food tech teacher cry, on parents evening she burst into tears when she talked to my mum and said "Stephen made his pancakes, and then ate them before they could get marked! I'm at the end of my rope"

I lol'd

Put me in the ring Coach! I'll get'em!