Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?

The eyes are an illusion they cast upon you to make you think they aggro by sight. Either that or they're blind.

/shrug

Always wondered this as well <.< they have tons of eyes but not even one of them works...

As for joints/blunts, it's both an acquired taste and an art form.. You're never going to just enjoy the way that first joint or blunt tastes and you're going to like the feeling even less.. It hits you like a freight chain right in the chest, if you (not you, its' a generalized 'you') don't agree, then you weren't/aren't doing it right.. Your first time pretty much always ends up in you trying to replicate what seasoned smokers or the movies have taught you.. There is no filter (again if there is, you're not doing it right) so you're getting some pretty hot hair shot straight into your throat and lungs.. You can try to act hard, like it doesn't phase you, but we all know, because we were all there.

Anyways, a properly rolled joint or blunt makes all the difference.. It truly is an art form, took fat and and you'll get a higher concentration of air with each hit, which makes the smoke taste very stale, and sometimes even rancid. Too skinny and you end up basically smoking a lot of paper each time you hit it, which can be very harsh and painful.. Too loose and you have the latter problem again, except now you've got a cherry that's wanting to burn it's way halfway down the joint as soon as you light it.. Too tight and you have the first problem plus it doesn't want to stay lit.. You have to hit it so hard that that the smoke again tastes very stale and rancid.. Everything factors into how a certain roll burns, from length to moisture to width and tight.. It is an art and to even stand a chance at enjoying it, you need someone who knows what they're doing.

I'm kinda wary of posting how to make oil in the open, on this thread, because some might see it as no better/worse than me telling how to make crack or meth (neither of which I have a clue how to make, because I've never cared about either, much less care enough to learn to do it).. But it is worth doing, if you have a good bit of money or can get a hold of Mexican brick. It is going to require a pretty good bit weed to do it, and the more the better.. You know how if you use a blender that whatever it is you're making sticks to the side and in the hard to reach places and those bits are just pretty much lost and there's not much you can do about it? Well, this has that same problem. Just not on quite as the same scale (even considering size/ammount.. But nonetheless you are going to lose some and there's absolutely noting you can do about it, period. )

Not the first mob SE's played the "Eye" joke on a mob. Looking at you, Sea pots. D:

Mmm...it's 2pm, too late to cook pasta <.< I'll just eat something quick and call it.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh.. My god..

My wife just said "What the *** is brave little toaster"... And she thinks I live under a rock.

Slip, I'll just PM you. lol

I used to could roll a sweet joint. Long time ago though.

Rolling a blunt is like riding a bike, you never forget how.

Meh, 8 years and 2I kids later, my hands probably shake too much. Someone roll the first one for me and I'll roll the second.

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Not saying they aren't bad for you, just love that quote.

Pot is definitely fattening. That's why I recommend to smoke some crack with it too.

I'll pass. xD

It's a part of Murphy's Law, it has many lines. But yes, the opener is "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong." and is usually the most common phrase from it.

Give me a minute to take a picture. lol

You better be sitting her down to watch it now.

i gadda go to work >.>

Never heard of it, I don't think it ever reached Italy.

Did I miss a bad word?

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Oh god damnit, "mother nature is a ***." was it wasn't it? hang on I'll fix it.

Edit2~ Ok here, now in PG? version. xD

Fine, it's under the category of Murphy's Law then. Fixed my quote from earlier, happy? :P

Man after playing skyrim nonstop for a month now.... i can't even stand to look at ffxi for 5 minutes, to blurry...

(^o^)/ Good Morning