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 Ragnarok.Psyence
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By Ragnarok.Psyence 2009-02-17 13:41:34
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Bartimaeus said:
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How come no matter what level you is there's always a bunny out there than can kick your @$$?

So true. >.>
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And to add something similar, why does every sheep that slyly rates EP kick your *** like an IT at low levels.

SHEEEEEP


this reminds me of the days I started pting as WHM in dunes... and I was playing without macros... and cast Banish on a nearby sheep... and ... some guy in pt /shout at me "Why did you banish the sheep!?!?!!?" that marked me forever... -_-;
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By Shiva.Artemicion 2009-02-17 13:46:48
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Psyence said:
this reminds me of the days I started pting as WHM in dunes... and I was playing without macros... and cast Banish on a nearby sheep... and ... some guy in pt /shout at me "Why did you banish the sheep!?!?!!?" that marked me forever... -_-;


You should have answered in the most serious manner possible:
"Because the sheep was guilty of inexcusable and unforgivable crimes to which I felt the obligation to force it into exile with the appropriately named 'Banish' spell."
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By Lakshmi.Wardens 2009-02-17 13:50:54
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too many bastok haters.
no questions for joo :P

EDIT: and no I don't know where the warp tarus are in Windurst! I never go there lol It's too damn big!
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By Fairy.Xxnumbertwoxx 2009-02-17 13:58:22
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Wardens said:
too many bastok haters.


I'll take Bastok over the steaming pile of crap that is Windurst. God I hate that place...

I still think San d'Oria is the best out of all of them, but as I'm San d'Orian, I'm probably biased ^^
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By Cerberus.Oric 2009-02-17 13:58:40
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Have you ever wondered why DRG's wyverns never get any bigger?...

Or why a Ninja can use a Great Katana, but a Samurai can't use a Katana?????
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By Gilgamesh.Joltx 2009-02-17 14:08:33
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Have you ever wondered why mobs are too stupid to understand that when they get SATA'ed and turn around and see a big *** galka standing behind the taru, the taru DIDNT do it?
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By Hades.Ganesha 2009-02-17 14:11:22
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Joltx said:
Have you ever wondered why mobs are too stupid to understand that when they get SATA'ed and turn around and see a big *** galka standing behind the taru, the taru DIDNT do it?


haha
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By Fairy.Tbest 2009-02-17 14:17:18
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Bojack said:
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Why am I so entranced by Barti's avie, still? WHY?


YES!, me too >,< why? lol. Sometimes I stare at it for like 25 seconds...where is that from Barti?


Bart's Avatar

And even a direct link:

Bart's Avatar on YouTube
 
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By Ragnarok.Anye 2009-02-17 16:09:45
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Bartimaeus said:
Tbest said:
Bojack said:
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Why am I so entranced by Barti's avie, still? WHY?


YES!, me too >,< why? lol. Sometimes I stare at it for like 25 seconds...where is that from Barti?


Bart's Avatar

And even a direct link:

Bart's Avatar on YouTube


OH NO CMAWN!

WOH!

I think that EVERYTIME I see the "American" guy in your avatar. I swear, I can't stop staring and giggling. XDDDD
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By Hades.Wokeye 2009-02-18 10:25:00
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This thread is great

Have you ever wondered y the guild merchants stand there to tell you the shop is closed?? Don't they EVER go home? and if not y don't they just sell to me?? they are standing there after all.
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By Fairy.Tbest 2009-02-18 10:26:11
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They have very strict union laws of course. =)
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By Hades.Wokeye 2009-02-18 10:27:58
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LMAO good call
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By Shiva.Jimmyjazz 2009-02-18 12:24:17
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Have you ever wondered why while walking and facing away from a mob chasing you you can still hit it?
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By Fairy.Xxnumbertwoxx 2009-02-18 13:01:15
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Jimmyjazz said:
Have you ever wondered why while walking and facing away from a mob chasing you you can still hit it?


yeah, and also why a mob can be facing another party member and still be drilling me...so irritating sometimes. ^^
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By Gilgamesh.Alyria 2009-02-18 13:35:24
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why do we have the most dramatic death when we die?

cept taru think they just drop face down lol :P
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By Asura.Skinwalker 2009-02-18 14:12:31
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Mithra drop like a drunken prom date when they die. Speaking of which...

Since there are very few Mithra males, have you ever noticed that all mithra NPCs are very, uh "manly"?
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By Ragnarok.Anye 2009-02-18 15:18:53
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Alyria said:
why do we have the most dramatic death when we die?

cept taru think they just drop face down lol :P

It's so sad when tarus die. It's like they killed a child XD

Why do mithra sound like they're orgasming every time they get hit D;
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By Leviathan.Celestinia 2009-02-18 15:20:33
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Anye said:
Alyria said:
why do we have the most dramatic death when we die?

cept taru think they just drop face down lol :P

It's so sad when tarus die. It's like they killed a child XD

Why do mithra sound like they're orgasming every time they get hit D;


Lmao glad i'm not the only one who thought that =/
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By Fairy.Xxnumbertwoxx 2009-02-18 15:20:48
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Anye said:
Alyria said:
why do we have the most dramatic death when we die?

cept taru think they just drop face down lol :P

It's so sad when tarus die. It's like they killed a child XD

Why do mithra sound like they're orgasming every time they get hit D;


Because they prolly are...damn dirty mithra are prolly into that ***lol
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By Ragnarok.Anye 2009-02-18 15:24:52
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And people wonder why there are so many manthras out there ;D jkjk~
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By Asura.Skinwalker 2009-02-18 15:25:16
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Anye said:
Why do mithra sound like they're orgasming every time they get hit D;
Because they do. Some people are into that sort of thing, don't judge >.>

Why are there no food recipies involving chocobos? I mean really, 200 lb drumsticks people!
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By Ragnarok.Anye 2009-02-18 15:25:50
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Skinwalker said:
Mithra drop like a drunken prom date when they die. Speaking of which...

Since there are very few Mithra males, have you ever noticed that all mithra NPCs are very, uh "manly"?

Like Naja Salaheem? XD Eh, she's not manly per se, just a bitchy, type A kitty. :o
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By Caitsith.Pipsqueek 2009-02-18 15:27:05
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Ever wonder why a Robber Crab's main job is Paladin? Ahhh the sweet irony!

Also, how come a weapon or armor in the AH just happens to fit whoever buys it?

What came first? The chocobo or the egg?
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By Leviathan.Celestinia 2009-02-18 15:27:27
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Naja is a turn off... unless you into that sorta hard core whips and chains stuff
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By Fairy.Xxnumbertwoxx 2009-02-18 15:27:36
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Anye said:
And people wonder why there are so many manthras out there ;D jkjk~


Well, God, just look at the poses mithra go through when you're on the character select screen...face down, *** in the air? Rolling around like they're in some kind of orgasmic trance? It's no wonder why so many guys just <3 mithra lol

And Naja...God I hate her. That *** still owes me like 100 Gold pieces from that one mission lol
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By Gilgamesh.Alyria 2009-02-18 15:31:01
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lol u guys crack me up. I always thought why did they make mithra sound like that too

Taru sound like they hiiiyah or yah! imo lol <3 tarus

why don't they add different types of travelling like trains or the dune boogies?
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By Asura.Skinwalker 2009-02-18 15:32:30
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Celestinia said:
Naja is a turn off... unless you into that sorta hard core whips and chains stuff


Is this the answer to "Why do mithra sound like they are orgasming when they get hit?"
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By Fairy.Xxnumbertwoxx 2009-02-18 15:33:54
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Alyria said:
why don't they add different types of travelling like trains or the dune boogies?


Interesting you bring that up, because I think there was going to be a Train in some areas but they dropped it during development. I guess there's still places around where there's evidence of where a monorail would have been, but I couldn't tell you specifically where.

Here's the video of it
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By Ragnarok.Anye 2009-02-18 15:36:06
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Cooooooool~
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