Have you ever wondered why monsters don't always drop their hides/shells/claws/wings/fangs/meat?
Just pull them from their corpse dammit!
Have You Ever Wondered Why... FFXI Style!
Have you ever wondered why... FFXI Style!
why are there 2 orc nm's in Gheslba Outpost and don't drop anything!
Why do Mandragoras, who are MNK type, drop cornettes, a BRD instrument?
Celene said:
Why do Mandragoras, who are MNK type, drop cornettes, a BRD instrument?
Same reason why giant birds sing songs and use mighty strikes?
Uchisokonau said:
Why do mandys in the Sarutabaruta region always drop mail products? Are they the Tarutaru postal workers?
>_> Well, this one is actually easy. There is an NPC that gives this quest the tells you that the mail was stolen. XD
Why do leeches drop bird blood? Are they just jumping up and eating the birds?
HAHAHA, these are great XD I can't stop laughing!
Why are there so many Gigas NMs in Delkfutt's Tower named after Titans from Greek Mythology THAT DON'T DROP A DAMNED GOOD DROP!?
Why are there so many Gigas NMs in Delkfutt's Tower named after Titans from Greek Mythology THAT DON'T DROP A DAMNED GOOD DROP!?
Why do gobs hide things stomping with their foot but you can't get what they hid?
Anye said:
HAHAHA, these are great XD I can't stop laughing!
Why are there so many Gigas NMs named after Titans from Greek Mythology THAT DON'T DROP A DAMNED GOOD DROP!?
Why are there so many Gigas NMs named after Titans from Greek Mythology THAT DON'T DROP A DAMNED GOOD DROP!?
lmao yea just socks
Why do Gigas drop socks when they dont wear any socks?
Celene said:
WHY DO GOBLINS HAVE SUGGESTIVE AREAS?
Seriously, you *can't* miss it...
Seriously, you *can't* miss it...
Why do goblins always need to wear masks?
I think these are related ;P
Why does curing amnesia give the status log of: <Player> is no longer amnesia.
We were the embodiment of the illness itself?!
We were the embodiment of the illness itself?!
Why do goblins throw bombs, then cringe as if it'll help them mitigate the damage? XD it's darn cute, though. :D
Miaa said:
Celene said:
WHY DO GOBLINS HAVE SUGGESTIVE AREAS?
Seriously, you *can't* miss it...
Seriously, you *can't* miss it...
Why do goblins always need to wear masks?
I think these are related ;P
SE are secretly pervs, aren't they? I knew it!
Well I can only imagine it'd be painful having a *** in a metal suit of armor. Why not add some function to it? lol
Celene said:
SE are secretly pervs, aren't they? I knew it!
Pretty much... If the obvious dhamel toe on the hume female RSE wasn't the most obvious clue to that effect, then I don't know what is... But yar... thar be pervs amongst the Dev Staff...
Mithra RSE = Bondage
SE puts the SE in sexist... that is all.
SE puts the SE in sexist... that is all.
Anye said:
Mithra RSE = Bondage
SE puts the SE in sexist... that is all.
SE puts the SE in sexist... that is all.
But there's no gimp mask or collar? Mithra RSE is more like anime geek wet dream or frat boy fantasy than bondage? oO
Have you ever wondered why... The greatest obstacle our god-killing adventurer selves cannot overcome is; broken stairs?!
The lv 30ish Elvaan F RSE has gotta be the most perv-ish. Have you ever look at their *** before in it? It sticks out so much because of the textures they put into it. Like, the seams and stuff. xD
Lol! Yeah Celene, I totally know what you're talking about XD I guess the most unflattering RSE is Tarutaru and Galka.... PJs and uh... well, no one really likes a naked Galka. :x
And has ANYONE wondered why we have to wait ~3-5 seconds to climb a ladder in Phomiuna Aqueducts, which looks eerily similar to an animation done by CAPCOM?
Speaking of Phomiuna Aqueducts, why are we pulling the panties off of poor Fomors?? and books off of poor uh, evil... stegotaurs....
And has ANYONE wondered why we have to wait ~3-5 seconds to climb a ladder in Phomiuna Aqueducts, which looks eerily similar to an animation done by CAPCOM?
Speaking of Phomiuna Aqueducts, why are we pulling the panties off of poor Fomors?? and books off of poor uh, evil... stegotaurs....
Anye said:
And has ANYONE wondered why we have to wait ~3-5 seconds to climb a ladder in Phomiuna Aqueducts, which looks eerily similar to an animation done by CAPCOM?
My urge to play Resident Evil rises whenever I go there.
Why can Tarutaru never reach the ladder in PA unless they stand in a overly particular spot?
"You cannot reach the ladder..."
"You cannot reach the ladder..."
Oooh, I have another one! If you look at COR's 2 rolls, Dancer's Roll (Regen) and Evoker's Roll (Refresh), how come Dancer's Roll says, "HP are gradually restored" and Evoker's Roll says, "MP is gradually being restored"?
Celene said:
Why can Tarutaru never reach the ladder in PA unless they stand in a overly particular spot?
"You cannot reach the ladder..."
"You cannot reach the ladder..."
do /joy motion ;D
Have you ever wondered why you can't stack small and simple things (like juice), but you can easily run around carrying 70 Royal Beds?
Anye said:
Oooh, I have another one! If you look at COR's 2 rolls, Dancer's Roll (Regen) and Evoker's Roll (Refresh), how come Dancer's Roll says, "HP are gradually restored" and Evoker's Roll says, "MP is gradually being restored"?
Because SE = grammatically inconsistent? >.>
Celene said:
Anye said:
Oooh, I have another one! If you look at COR's 2 rolls, Dancer's Roll (Regen) and Evoker's Roll (Refresh), how come Dancer's Roll says, "HP are gradually restored" and Evoker's Roll says, "MP is gradually being restored"?
Because SE = grammatically inconsistent? >.>
Word :3
Another one: Have you ever wondered why the word "Auto-Translate" isn't actually IN the Auto-translate function, other than the phrase, "{Please use the Auto-Translate function.}"
Bojack said:
Have you ever wondered why you can't stack small and simple things (like juice), but you can easily run around carrying 70 Royal Beds?
Yeah, the arbitrary way the stackable/unstackable thing is has driven me nuts for years now....
And WHY THE HELL DON'T WE HAVE KEYRINGS?! Seriously, I have SO MANY *** keys it's eating up a third of my mog locker. For freaking keys. Gimme a break...
Ever wonder why Windy, A town full of midgets, needs to be so god damn large.
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Anye said:
Oooh, I have another one! If you look at COR's 2 rolls, Dancer's Roll (Regen) and Evoker's Roll (Refresh), how come Dancer's Roll says, "HP are gradually restored" and Evoker's Roll says, "MP is gradually being restored"?
I rant about that and people tell me to get out more ;;
Have you ever wondered why the featherless Yagudo don't look quite as stupid as they should?
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