Anyone have any weird/interesting/funny nicknames for some of the monsters in this game? Something that not everyone already uses like Faffy, or lolgenbu, something original lol.
Me and my g/f went to go fight Catoblepas to level our NPC one time and she called them Cantaloupes a few times lol. It kind of stuck and now we call every dhalmel a Cantaloupe.
We also call Jnuns and other monsters of that type Lickies. lol.
Interesting Nicknames For Monsters
Interesting Nicknames for Monsters
"Trailblix Goatmug". Saw him in Dyna today and I thought... Goatmung? O_o
I see that mob and always think of Trailmix.
Trailmix Goatmung!
Sounds like some weird Vegan snack.
Also, I used to farm Cockatrice meat... I guess you can figure out the nickname for that one. "What ya doing?" "Bout to go get me some..."
Don't forget Tarutoucher Pedolix, a horrible dynamis mob, I swear.
For as long as I can remember, every angry orc or gob our LS has encountered has been an Orcish/Goblin Faceraper.
Yeah, I do that, too...and if you've ever seen Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay, you can prolly guess what I tell people I'm making out of it ^^
Sterling said:
Also, I used to farm Cockatrice meat... I guess you can figure out the nickname for that one. "What ya doing?" "Bout to go get me some..."
Yeah, I do that, too...and if you've ever seen Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay, you can prolly guess what I tell people I'm making out of it ^^
When doing Besieged, I'm always expecting to see Immobile Buckled Wheel Ja from the Mamools and DurrDurrDurr The Imbecile from the Trolls.
In Beadeaux [s] theres a Gob nm called Blifnix Oilycheeks
http://wiki.ffxiclopedia.org/wiki/Cumin_Custard
I've seen this guy called a lot of stuff...
I've seen this guy called a lot of stuff...
Mithraslaver Debhabob
Bordox Kittyback
Slinkix Trufflesniff
I think Dynamis-Beaucedine has most names XD
Bordox Kittyback
Slinkix Trufflesniff
I think Dynamis-Beaucedine has most names XD
I think everyone calls crawlers, squishies. and the mandys, onions. my personal fav is that windy quest nm dirty handed whatever. i just call him the masturbater.
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Faffles and Nidcakes, you can figure that out I hope
My roomate and I have a few nicnames for some mobs.
Korrigan = Korrigami
Gallinippers = Gallynaggers *lolidk*
Jnun = Jeuno
Anytime we see Aquarius we say "Is this the dawning of ...?"
Merrow No.5 = Mambo No. 5
We think they're stupid, and they probably are. These are just the ones we purposely make up. There is, of course, the list that I probably don't pronounce properly.
Korrigan = Korrigami
Gallinippers = Gallynaggers *lolidk*
Jnun = Jeuno
Anytime we see Aquarius we say "Is this the dawning of ...?"
Merrow No.5 = Mambo No. 5
We think they're stupid, and they probably are. These are just the ones we purposely make up. There is, of course, the list that I probably don't pronounce properly.
It may just be me, but I see too many mobs that have ~very~ close to extremely racist names.
Taruroaster Bigsjig! lol
But really? I don't have any good nicknames that aren't curse words for mobs...>.>
But really? I don't have any good nicknames that aren't curse words for mobs...>.>
Brownstreaker Buttscratch in Dynamis Sandy~
Back in the day I was in an LS with a Taru named Mrbiggs, and he had a run-in with Taruroaster Biggsjig one Dynamis-Beaucedine...
Also, Jnuns = "nuns" or "fatties".
Also, Jnuns = "nuns" or "fatties".
Bojack said:
Anyone have any weird/interesting/funny nicknames for some of the monsters in this game? Something that not everyone already uses like Faffy, or lolgenbu, something original lol.
Me and my g/f went to go fight Catoblepas to level our NPC one time and she called them Cantaloupes a few times lol. It kind of stuck and now we call every dhalmel a Cantaloupe.
We also call Jnuns and other monsters of that type Lickies. lol.
Me and my g/f went to go fight Catoblepas to level our NPC one time and she called them Cantaloupes a few times lol. It kind of stuck and now we call every dhalmel a Cantaloupe.
We also call Jnuns and other monsters of that type Lickies. lol.
Yups we call them Lickies too and sometimes make the noise lol My old sky ls used to call Suzaku KFC lol cuz thats what that chicken pretty much did is fried u.
I used to refer to Bubbly Bernie as the ATM cause you could only pull 600 gil a transaction and you got a clock every visit.
Conquerer Bangcock.
'nuff said.
'nuff said.
Always has some intersting names for the goblin NMs in onzozo, missingdicks pantysnatcher and soulstealer "skullfux"
me and my friend thought that goblin statues in dynamis look like penguins with jester hats, so we called them penguins and call the jeuno mega boss, king penguin XD
Jnuns are hippos, everyone knows that >.>
Dhalmel are camels too.
Dhalmel are camels too.
My wife saw a mandy in Saruta and asked if it was an alien...
my sky ls used to call Mother Globe, milf. also used to call zipacna Zippy i dont think that one makes sense unless you're british but still : http://www.btinternet.com/~acbarrett/zip.htm
Monsterrain said:
It may just be me, but I see too many mobs that have ~very~ close to extremely racist names.
Orcish Stonechucker.
'Nuff said.
often times the slave globes would be targeted with a macro that has Sex <t> so when it reads out it looks like Sex Slave Globe
Septroth said:
often times the slave globes would be targeted with a macro that has Sex <t> so when it reads out it looks like Sex Slave Globe</t>
Haha, that's good. I know every once in awhile someone talks about "killing all the slaves" without realizing. Last time I was up at MoGlo the strategy was, "okay we'll flee pull it, nuke, and then Sammitch kills babies." o_o
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