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Interesting Nicknames for Monsters
Bahamut.Bojack
Server: Bahamut
Game: FFXI
Posts: 2,165
By Bahamut.Bojack 2009-02-13 20:34:08
Anyone have any weird/interesting/funny nicknames for some of the monsters in this game? Something that not everyone already uses like Faffy, or lolgenbu, something original lol.
Me and my g/f went to go fight Catoblepas to level our NPC one time and she called them Cantaloupes a few times lol. It kind of stuck and now we call every dhalmel a Cantaloupe.
We also call Jnuns and other monsters of that type Lickies. lol.
Carbuncle.Sterling
Server: Carbuncle
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1,050
By Carbuncle.Sterling 2009-02-13 20:40:21
"Trailblix Goatmug". Saw him in Dyna today and I thought... Goatmung? O_o
Server: Sylph
Game: FFXI
Posts: 79
By Sylph.Uchisokonau 2009-02-13 20:41:12
I see that mob and always think of Trailmix.
Carbuncle.Sterling
Server: Carbuncle
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1,050
By Carbuncle.Sterling 2009-02-13 20:42:43
Trailmix Goatmung!
Server: Sylph
Game: FFXI
Posts: 79
By Sylph.Uchisokonau 2009-02-13 20:43:49
Sounds like some weird Vegan snack.
Carbuncle.Sterling
Server: Carbuncle
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1,050
By Carbuncle.Sterling 2009-02-13 20:44:20
Also, I used to farm Cockatrice meat... I guess you can figure out the nickname for that one. "What ya doing?" "Bout to go get me some..."
Valefor.Mithano
Server: Valefor
Game: FFXI
Posts: 541
By Valefor.Mithano 2009-02-13 21:43:13
Don't forget Tarutoucher Pedolix, a horrible dynamis mob, I swear.
Server: Fairy
Game: FFXI
Posts: 5,645
By Fairy.Xxnumbertwoxx 2009-02-13 22:21:17
For as long as I can remember, every angry orc or gob our LS has encountered has been an Orcish/Goblin Faceraper. Sterling said: Also, I used to farm Cockatrice meat... I guess you can figure out the nickname for that one. "What ya doing?" "Bout to go get me some..." Yeah, I do that, too...and if you've ever seen Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay, you can prolly guess what I tell people I'm making out of it ^^
Unicorn.Nerezza
Server: Unicorn
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1
By Unicorn.Nerezza 2009-02-13 22:29:52
When doing Besieged, I'm always expecting to see Immobile Buckled Wheel Ja from the Mamools and DurrDurrDurr The Imbecile from the Trolls.
Gilgamesh.Alyria
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Server: Gilgamesh
Game: FFXI
Posts: 13,080
By Gilgamesh.Alyria 2009-02-13 22:35:06
In Beadeaux [s] theres a Gob nm called Blifnix Oilycheeks
Odin.Gaea
Server: Odin
Game: FFXI
Posts: 799
By Odin.Gaea 2009-02-13 22:52:38
http://wiki.ffxiclopedia.org/wiki/Cumin_Custard
I've seen this guy called a lot of stuff...
Server: Asura
Game: FFXI
Posts: 128
By Asura.Starstress 2009-02-13 23:10:14
Mithraslaver Debhabob Bordox Kittyback Slinkix Trufflesniff
I think Dynamis-Beaucedine has most names XD
Ragnarok.Rusko
Server: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 89
By Ragnarok.Rusko 2009-02-13 23:26:58
I think everyone calls crawlers, squishies. and the mandys, onions. my personal fav is that windy quest nm dirty handed whatever. i just call him the masturbater.
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Bismarck.Aedder
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1
By Bismarck.Aedder 2009-02-14 00:14:52
Faffles and Nidcakes, you can figure that out I hope
Cerberus.Radaghast
Server: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
Posts: 215
By Cerberus.Radaghast 2009-02-14 00:47:29
My roomate and I have a few nicnames for some mobs.
Korrigan = Korrigami Gallinippers = Gallynaggers *lolidk* Jnun = Jeuno Anytime we see Aquarius we say "Is this the dawning of ...?" Merrow No.5 = Mambo No. 5
We think they're stupid, and they probably are. These are just the ones we purposely make up. There is, of course, the list that I probably don't pronounce properly.
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
Posts: 17
By Caitsith.Monsterrain 2009-02-14 01:25:46
It may just be me, but I see too many mobs that have ~very~ close to extremely racist names.
Garuda.Crayne
Server: Garuda
Game: FFXI
Posts: 60
By Garuda.Crayne 2009-02-14 01:37:03
Taruroaster Bigsjig! lol
But really? I don't have any good nicknames that aren't curse words for mobs...>.>
Unicorn.Kaomii
Server: Unicorn
Game: FFXI
Posts: 141
By Unicorn.Kaomii 2009-02-14 01:47:24
Brownstreaker Buttscratch in Dynamis Sandy~
Midgardsormr.Sammitch
Server: Midgardsormr
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1,353
By Midgardsormr.Sammitch 2009-02-14 04:41:32
Back in the day I was in an LS with a Taru named Mrbiggs, and he had a run-in with Taruroaster Biggsjig one Dynamis-Beaucedine...
Also, Jnuns = "nuns" or "fatties".
Caitsith.Unafae
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
Posts: 78
By Caitsith.Unafae 2009-02-14 05:03:33
Bojack said: Anyone have any weird/interesting/funny nicknames for some of the monsters in this game? Something that not everyone already uses like Faffy, or lolgenbu, something original lol.
Me and my g/f went to go fight Catoblepas to level our NPC one time and she called them Cantaloupes a few times lol. It kind of stuck and now we call every dhalmel a Cantaloupe.
We also call Jnuns and other monsters of that type Lickies. lol. Yups we call them Lickies too and sometimes make the noise lol My old sky ls used to call Suzaku KFC lol cuz thats what that chicken pretty much did is fried u.
Alexander.Keldewis
Server: Alexander
Game: FFXI
Posts: 31
By Alexander.Keldewis 2009-02-14 09:33:38
I used to refer to Bubbly Bernie as the ATM cause you could only pull 600 gil a transaction and you got a clock every visit.
Ifrit.Haseyo
Server: Ifrit
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1,755
By Ifrit.Haseyo 2009-02-14 10:14:35
Conquerer Bangcock. 'nuff said.
Bismarck.Sixo
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 14
By Bismarck.Sixo 2009-02-14 11:15:03
Always has some intersting names for the goblin NMs in onzozo, missingdicks pantysnatcher and soulstealer "skullfux"
Bismarck.Patrik
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1,325
By Bismarck.Patrik 2009-02-14 11:45:04
me and my friend thought that goblin statues in dynamis look like penguins with jester hats, so we called them penguins and call the jeuno mega boss, king penguin XD
Server: Sylph
Game: FFXI
Posts: 2,617
By Sylph.Hitetsu 2009-02-14 14:42:10
Jnuns are hippos, everyone knows that >.>
Dhalmel are camels too.
Titan.Tasios
Server: Titan
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28
By Titan.Tasios 2009-02-14 14:52:40
My wife saw a mandy in Saruta and asked if it was an alien...
Titan.Ominai
Server: Titan
Game: FFXI
Posts: 14
By Titan.Ominai 2009-02-14 15:39:56
my sky ls used to call Mother Globe, milf. also used to call zipacna Zippy i dont think that one makes sense unless you're british but still : http://www.btinternet.com/~acbarrett/zip.htm
Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 7
By Lakshmi.Hikikomori 2009-02-14 16:40:02
Monsterrain said: It may just be me, but I see too many mobs that have ~very~ close to extremely racist names. Orcish Stonechucker. 'Nuff said.
Lakshmi.Septroth
Server: Lakshmi
Game: FFXI
Posts: 240
By Lakshmi.Septroth 2009-02-14 18:03:09
often times the slave globes would be targeted with a macro that has Sex <t> so when it reads out it looks like Sex Slave Globe
Midgardsormr.Sammitch
Server: Midgardsormr
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1,353
By Midgardsormr.Sammitch 2009-02-14 18:12:25
Septroth said: often times the slave globes would be targeted with a macro that has Sex <t> so when it reads out it looks like Sex Slave Globe</t> Haha, that's good. I know every once in awhile someone talks about "killing all the slaves" without realizing. Last time I was up at MoGlo the strategy was, "okay we'll flee pull it, nuke, and then Sammitch kills babies." o_o
Anyone have any weird/interesting/funny nicknames for some of the monsters in this game? Something that not everyone already uses like Faffy, or lolgenbu, something original lol.
Me and my g/f went to go fight Catoblepas to level our NPC one time and she called them Cantaloupes a few times lol. It kind of stuck and now we call every dhalmel a Cantaloupe.
We also call Jnuns and other monsters of that type Lickies. lol.
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