Hey Stupid!

Sorry not gay, try again, loser.

Would have turned a fail into a win!

I think Ryan's saying you could have said you ran away because one of the girls had a penis. :x

Was not looking was too quick to comment :x. Still humiliating none the less.

Oops, well that was my take on it. XD

xD

You two quoted me and caught my ninja edit.

I once blacked out while pissing and fell and busted my head in the bathtub and woke up with dad giving me the "wtf" face while saying "wtf" because my *** was hanging out.
I did a lot of drugs at the time...
How much did you drink/smoke?
It'd be impossible for me to give such a detailed story.
I did get followed by a flock of birds once. True story.
I guess that's my embarrassing story to branch off from yours.
I'm thinking that I had a pretty poor diet at the time since I was high all the time so I guess that was stupidity that caused the blackouts lol.
Or would it be a whiteout.
Hmmm...I was prone to passing out.
***I remember a good one, I got shitfaced one day after eating Ativan that a friend from me all day prior to going to the bar and yeah. I made a fool out of myself that day, lots of 151 and whatnot. long story short I had accidentally called my dad and asked him for drugs lol.
He /shrugged because I was drunk as piss.
After the said phone call I lost my phone and couldn't find it for a good week and eventually found it in my couch. :D
wooo.

Now I'm back to some Reach because I was taking a lil' break here with this post lol.

when i was really young I stuck my foot inside the exhaust pipe of our family's Ford Bronco and burned the ***out my my toe.

when i was like i dunno 8 or so I was on a "Big Wheel" at the top of my friends steep hill and I had no shoes on and decided to go down it, for those of you who dont know its just all hard plastic so "braking" doesn't really work I freaked out cause I was going to fast and couldn't stop so I put my bare feet on the asphalt down trying to slow down then veered towards a curb where someones front yard had grass so I could "crash safely". The blisters were literally my entire heel of the bottom of my feet.

when I was maybe 10 or so I was playing in Little League baseball (Minors A was the name at the time) basically after tee ball and after "farm". Well I had to pee really bad and we had these cool younger coaches and they just said I need to hold it cause I'm going to be up soon and there is no bathroom super close. I ended up pissing my white baseball pants in the middle of the game and was all upset. My coach trying to be cool was acting like it wasn't a big deal tells me to throw dirt from the baseball field on my pants to cover it up, I do and it basically is just wet *** dirt (mud) all over my pants and I look like an idiot.

maybe 13? people used to take BIC lighters and warm them up and then burn themselves to make a "happy face" scar I basically was talked into it and got the worst "happy face" I have ever seen on my hand, people think it looks like a 5 or an S.

when i was really into acid I was doing it quite a bit around 14 or so I decided to take some at home alone and stay up all night. This is back when I used to do some hacking (aol hacking 2.5 style) well anyway I tried to load this McAffee Virus scanner onto my computer at the time just to be extra careful so I dont mess anything up while on acid. The install prompt totally tricked me and was "telling me" that it was infact a virus itself and that the only way to take the virus off was to install the virus scanner which was also the virus. I freaked the *** out thought I ruined the expensive computer my Mom bought me so shut it down to deal with when I was sober. Then I'm watching like Jenny Jones or some talk show and I start to think that some how the virus go into my wall and into my TV because of the little bubble messages on the bottom of the screen during the show and what they were saying and that now I *** up the TV too and that my Mom is going to kill me when she finds out.


So many others too many to list with the law and drugs etc later on in life but they all really taught me valuable lessons and helped make me the person I am today. I try to live life without regret, and I have ALWAYS really learned my biggest lessons with major mistakes.. great character builders ^^

lol, can't say I ever asked my parents for drugs. Though, I did pull the "Uhm... that's not mine. I'm holding it for a friend" line once. To which I got "You can tell your 'friend' that I flushed it down the toilet."

That night I was a mess, I would describe it as a 'brown out.' If I hadn't passed out for an hour, I probably would have been blacked out. A lot of the details of what happened came from talking to people the next day. I spent most the day retracing my steps looking for my phone (with my dad >.<) and some people, who had been sitting outside watching the fireworks when I went by the night before, recognized me...

I also blabbed about what had just happened to me to my friends that I called that night. Some of it I remember pretty vividly (the more embarrassing parts), other parts I am still fuzzy on.

Oh, and I'm jealous that you found your phone. Anytime I've lost one, I've never had any luck recovering it, lol.

Vinvv, I too was prone to passing out from standing up. Early on all my friends got them we called them "Grey Visions" they were awesome at first made you feel all funny basically an extreme "head rush". Well later on and many drugs later I was one of the few people who still consistently got these all the time.

I remember the first time passing the *** out I just woke up on the ground wondering what the hell was going on and how I got there. I was literally on the ground for maybe 2 seconds.

We were at a gas station and I get out of the truck while my friend goes to pay inside and my two other friends wait in the back of the truck. I remember I had been up for a few days, it was cold out and early in the morning. I started to feel this rush like I had felt before usually when they would come on you just grab on to something to help your balance. I remember reaching out for the roof rack on the Blazer but completely missing like it was too far away. I wake up my *** head hurts and people (normal people) are looking at me while they pump their gas like I'm some kind of maniac.

Later on my friends kind of got used to it I would try to say something before I went down and just try to grab on to them or something else. The ones who knew me well knew to just kind of hold on let my body give out for a second and that everything will be cool. The ones who didn't know me that well were always like wtf. I once nearly passed out but was still awake just couldn't see ***and my body was totally shaking and twitching my buddy was freaked out and I was just like nah it's coo afterwards.

Another time in my friends house while his dad was literally in the family room the next room over I pass out with a plate from dinner in my hand and my friends are like trying to make sure I get back up before the Dad walks in and is like WTF lol.


none of these are embarrassing stories just reminded me of them.. glad those days are behind me

This one sounds kind of like a seizure, did you go to the hospital or anything for it?

not me.. but this probably belongs here >_>

What.

That might be one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

I know, look at that V line... Oh you meant... Nvm

Oh no, that's EXACTLY what I mean.

Err, I fear for that guy's nipples. I have a knack for always visualizing horrific events occurring in normal situations. Regardless, I fear for that guy's nipples. o.o;

No I think I'm not describing it well, it prolly kind of looked like one and I mean no I'm not a Dr. so I can't for sure it wasn't but I don't think it was. But I just went on like normal I think it was summer here in cali and was a hot day if I remember I was probably super dehydrated
and under fed just all around not taking care of myself


lol @ dudes tattoo though

I've got two worth mentioning, but wow, Pimpjuice and Wombat, you guys totally took the cake! XD

In my high school, some of the curbs are curved for some goddamned reason, not square. I happened to slip on one of these curbs because the "fire lane" paint had made it slippery, and I fell face down, flat into dirt, luckily, and not concrete--right in front of a plant.

I must have looked like I was worshiping it or something. So I got up--or tried to--but in high school, I was quite the nerd: I brought EVERY-***-THING with me in my huge-*** backpack just in case. So as I got up, I did the STUPIDEST thing and got up knees first, sticking my *** in the air, and letting my heavy backpack sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide up my back and slam my face even deeper and harder into the dirt.

I couldn't breathe, and my glasses were digging into my eyeballs. I wriggled there for half a minute, panicking and going HOW THE *** AM I GONNA GET UP WITH THIS *** HEAVY BACKPACK ON MY HEAD *** *** ***--suddenly I had a brilliant idea to tip my head sideways and let it fall. I got up--THANK GOD--no one had seen a short, nerdy Asian girl with her head stuck under a backpack in front of a plant. Still....

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At college, we have a ton of squirrels running up and down trees and all over the campus. Cute, but I suddenly ran into one while running late to class. I literally ran up to it as it was running into me.

We faced off--I went right, HE went right. We stopped. I went left--HE went left. I went right aga--HE WENT RIGHT, TOO D:< I was so ENRAGED by this, that I literally threw my hands up and scream-shouted, "JUST CHOOSE A DIRECTION, GODDAMMIT!" and he looked at me like o_o and ran off to my right.

I stood there, stunned, and was late to class. I hope I made HIM late to... a tree. D:

This is more of a dumb decision that lead to an utter fail on my part (Also note, long post):

The year I turned 17, my mother, best friend, and I took a trip to a hotel with a lot of hiking trails, all containing warnings not to be on the trails during rain, as they were prone to major flooding. My friend and decided we would take the longest trail and just stay out all day, which ended five miles from the hotel. At the end of the particular trail we took, there was a waterfall. I decided it would be a great idea to climb the side of the waterfall, as there were many rocks, ledges, and tree roots coming out, in order to get a good view of the entire area.

For some reason, I neglected to think that rocks near a waterfall would be slick. Climbed about thirty feet off the ground, and a few more people had shown up to the waterfall, I lost my grip, fell about ten feet, and racked myself on a long root sticking out of the cliff. It hurt, a lot. I'm pretty sure I was crying and screaming bloody murder.

I very slowly climbed back down, with my best friend laughing the entire time, and letting everyone around the waterfall know that my 17th birthday present to myself was the loss of the ability to ever have children.

I sat down for about ten minutes, both to stop crying and to regain my ability to walk. My cell phone started to ring. My mother called us to let us know there was a thunderstorm watch for our area, that was likely to become a warning. It began to rain, and the water levels began to rise rather quickly. As we started to walk back, the waterfall was already beginning to overflow and flood the trails (hence the warning signs). We ended up sprinting (my lower section still feeling like it was about to rip apart) five miles back to the hotel, in a little under an hour.

This story is my best friends way of introducing me to his friends/classmates in college.

tl;dr: Hiking, racked self, cried, cursed, sprinted 5 miles after doing so, best friend loves to let people know.

Stik, you're very good at what you do.

(From what I can tell on the forums >.> )

What's that mean Term, you confuse me.

lol

When I was a kid, I was at a skating rink when a popular song came on. My friends and I hit the rink skating fast. As I was going into a turn I was distracted for just a second, looked up and saw this huge 300+lbs woman in front of me. I had no other option but to bail, I took her feet out from under her and all 300+lbs of her came crashing down on my head. I woke up in the hospital with a concussion and feeling rather silly.

In game I would have to say when I was leveling WHM and had a party at the Oasis. Thought I would 'help out' by Dia'ing the mob. Actually had a Leech on target because I love my tab button. Linked bout of 4 or 5 of them. As soon as the spell went off I realized what I had done. When the tank had sufficient hate and more were attacking him and other party members, I slinked/ran to Selbina and lived while everyone else had died. :)


IRL I was 17 and went to my first party. Got totally plastered and came home really late past my curfew. As I was trying to climb the stairs to the front door, I noticed my dog Boomer coming down to meet me (he is an indoor dog and was not let out unless someone let him out)I was all happly and hugging him and talking baby talk to him. He helped me up the rest of the stairs where my mother was calmly observing and waiting. Needless to say i was grounded for a month >,<