Hey Stupid!

Ffxi: I was new to a big HNMls, was camping fafnir for my first time as whm, I Afk'd after window passed. Returned only five to ten min later, while everyone else was afk. And not realizing it, I left flash on open target. When I pressed enter, it found the closest darter, and I alliance aggro'd, and wiped a good majority of the ally, cuz everyone was afk til the next window.

Edit:i felt bad enough dying, but then my party did. But when I started watching it kill membes accross the alliance, I about ***. Sorta like PeeWee Herman, when knocking one motorcycle over, then seeing a domino effect...One by one.

I was camping with my parents and their best friends, who had kids my big brother's age. I had to go to the bathroom, so my big sister walked me to the campground toilets. I ran in, dropped my drawers, and did my thing.... then realized that I'd only pulled my pants down, not my underpants. My sister had to go back to the camper and announce the situation to my mom so she could bring some unders and fix it, and I was embarrassed beyond belief because I looked up to the other kids (I was the youngest) and still had like 3 days of camping with them after they'd known I peed my unders.

July 4, 2005:
Preface: I'm not a very emotional person and I really never cry...
This story is more embarrassing than "stupid."

Long, but hopefully worth the read.

My friends and I decided to get really messed up (which, back then, meant excess amounts of alcohol and pot) and ride our bikes to the local fireworks display. After a few hours of intoxicating ourselves, we decided we were ready to go. On the way out, I made a pit-stop to take a leak behind my buddy's garage.

I woke up about an hour later, still behind the garage, with my friend's mom standing over me asking if I was alright.

My friends had forgotten I was back there and went to the fireworks without me. I was laying in a puddle of vomit with my pants undone (from the peeing). I was so embarrassed that I ran away from her, grabbed my bike and left without saying anything.

A few minutes into my ride I decided to call my friends. I realized I didn't have my phone; so, I went back to look for it. While searching, I lost my bearings and got completely lost. It was about that time that I started crying (... I know).

I finally managed to get out of the side-streets and found a main road which I recognized. I picked up the pace and headed for home (still crying). I eventually lost my balance and took a nasty spill onto the sidewalk. I got up slowly, crying even harder, and looked around to see if anyone had seen. Across the street from me was a large hill with a couple hundred people on it trying to get a good view of the fireworks. Most of them had also gotten to see a hammered, bawling, seventeen year old wipe out on his bike (I'm sure they had a lot of fun with it).

Needless to say, I started crying so hard I could hardly see. Eventually, I made it home safely, got naked (leaving a trail of clothes from the front door to my bedroom), and started drunk-dialing (from my parents' home phone) every number I could remember. This included some really cute girls (I was still crying), a few of my close friends, and a lot of wrong numbers.

tl;dr Got too drunk/stoned; friend's mom saw my wiener; rode my bike; lost my phone (never got it back); cried; crashed my bike in front of lots of people; cried some more; drunk-dialed cute girls and friends while crying and naked.

lol

I don't know what to say... That's so sad and funny at the same time.

I know alot of people that do that lol

It's easier than it sounds. ;)

I don't wear glasses myself, but I do have a habit of putting something down, then a couple moments later completely forgetting where I put it lol.

Just keep telling yourself that... ;)

I seem to only lose the important things... like keys and the remote!
(Glasses too, I lose them more often when they aren't on my face, but that's not as funny. x.x)

Mean. :{

I kid I kid. And I love how you put remote in the list of important things next to keys

Lol, well I guess I was thinking of the stuff I lose frequently. But I haven't had a TV in 3 years, so Idk why I said it!

How many of us actually watch TV (as gamers) anyways? o.o

ONLY THE NERDS. >.> <.< >.>;

i watch tv when ever im not playing video games.

Don't judge me!!!

Usually I download shows and such. But recently I was kinda encouraged to get cable again for the first time in a few years so now I watch it while I'm on the comp playing other stuff

I dunno, I only watch TV online myself, I used to watch TV all the time.

Yeah, I download or stream. But I don't have cable or a TV. I usually watch the shows while I'm playing. :D

Or eating. >:D

Yeah wasn't really my idea. But then again when actually watch something I generally like to sit/lay down and do so and I hate commercials lol. So download is much better for actually watching stuff.

But since I have cable might as well have something off in the background while playing on the comp.

I like to do a few things at once as you might notice. Also show time is often eating time lol

IN game stupid - sold off a ton of gear and borrowed 2 million gil from a friend to buy the EBow for 5 million. Well a few months later I've paid it half back, and got only 850k for my Ebow.

Non game - In the fourth grade I tried to fart so hard I peed my pants a little bit. Mike Mundae saw me, and if you know Mike Mundae, you know he's a loud mouth. My nickname was Pee-ums until well into the 8th grade.

Used to watch TV with the family all the time before but now I download since I can't stand subtitles or waiting weeks/months for shows to start here lol

Some shows I just can't wait till it airs on my side of country. Ok I can but why schedule things and pay for that when I can dl and watch an hour or 2 before it airs lol

i was leveling cor the other day and was making a macro for a new roll, i set up my roll macros like /echo <roll> lucky # unlucky # followed by the /ja.
well i write it and go to use it, and it doesnt work, im like "wtf" so i go back and check to find that i forgot to add the /ja to the macro @.@

Oh yeah, best thing about TV is having background noise. :3

Exactly. I love House in the background since I've already watched them all. Or random comedy

We don't have cable, but we will watch movies on the Xbox while we play FF on our PCs. Used to drive my pals crazy because I wouldn't notice that they were talking to me for ages, so now I have a chime ding if I get a /tell.

lol, I hope that didn't come off as too tragic. Once I got over the initial embarrassment, I laughed about it quite a bit. Not as much as my friends though...
It was way out of character for me, so everybody was really shocked, but also pretty forgiving =P.

Running away from a group of girls when I was in my teens, while being with my family at some family reunion restaurant dinner type of event.

Humiliating it was, yup.