A Genie Grants You Three Wishes...

Lol there's nothing to be sorry for. Clearly, the only person emotionally effected by this was you. For me, all it did was provide laughter.

Lol as for the comment, I'll post my observations as I please, tyvm.

The unique part was a ninja edit so; in all fairness it's expected for unoriginal wishes to occur.

For the crazy/unique/random wishes:

1. Lifetime supply of sushi & beer.
2. Have direct influence over various video game developers/publishers.
3. Ability to see every concert of all my favorite music artists

w/e man, im not emotionally effected by your crap, to me its worthless, you point out observations all you want.

1. a never ending supply of good acid/LSD
2. Access to every single water supply In the universe
3. Immortality

To define these more clearly....
1. I want a little tree that grows me acid that requires no water to survive. Maybe the odd sour skittle or two
2. I want a flute that summons my own personal Zord in the shape of gunblade or possibly a giant *** white dragonfly that moves at the speed of light
3. I gain this by kicking slaying Chuck Norris with my Zord on the moon.

Silly Canadians.

Man sometimes i wish i had the green rangers Dragon zord... or even when he became the white ranger, that white tiger zord was pretty pimp

So... how much acid are you currently on?

None. But I did just eat some rank onion rings

my first one was original... no one would have said it. People looked at it and realized it was a joke.

Ah. Good times.

You lasted 7 mins this time. Much longer. I'm impressed.

Oddin is a retard, do no forget it. Who gives a f*ck if stuff is original throw your critical anal ***else where.

Obvious troll is obvious. Don't care to find a pic for this lame attempt.

Weren't you tired? I thought you were going to bed?

For oodin, no one cares bro.

Less QQ, moar wishes plz

1. To have a Holo-deck like in Star Trek so I could basically be IN any type of game.
2. To be able to know the outcome of any event before it happens.
3. To be immune to any and all forms of illness/injuries which would include aging.(I know this has been covered, but I still like it.)

1: Access to another universe!!

2: Kick *** moves and mastery of weapons!

3: Bubblegum! You know what its for! >:o

???

What the.... NO!! That is not what it is for!

Oh geez. The obvious just flew over my head...

>>;

just 1 little thing, the ability to bend the world to my will in any way shape and form.

Here is another lengthy wisdom-filled post for which I am occasionally known. It is based mostly off a moment of clarity I had some time ago and have not been able to put eloquently into words. Even now I'm sure it's not as well-written out as I would like it to be.

After thinking about it for a while, and reading the thread in its entirety, there is really only one wish I think all of us want, should we take the time to ask ourselves the honest questions:

Immortality for as long as intelligent life persists.

Wishing for omniscience or world peace would be a meaningless existence. One day, mankind will take to the stars in his quest for knowledge. Only God may know everything, but our thirst for knowledge is insatiable. Have you ever heard the phrase, "Ye shall be as gods"? I know those who are religious may not agree and even my own faith makes me question myself, but we may one day become gods ourselves. If indeed God is our father, is it not the wish of every parent for their children to surpass them? And as children, were we not cruel to one another, even needlessly so? I can recall with terrible clarity many acts of true cruelty I committed as a child motivated by sheer curiosity. It was partly through such acts that we learn, as children, how to color our existence as human beings. That childlike curiosity never really leaves us. That is why we wage war. It's our nature. One day I'm sure we will transcend that, too. But how can we ever truly know peace without knowing war? For all our immeasurable achievements, humanity is still in its infancy. To accomplish anything will take time beyond reckoning, but I, as I'm sure all of us, if we look deep enough within ourselves, want to be there for it all, and see it through to whatever end.

Sleep calls to me, but there are still two wishes left. If anyone really wants to know them, I suppose I'll post them tomorrow if it's asked of me.

Actually... Replace #2 with having an actual pet Moogle.

lol I honestly totally overlooked the "no money/world peace" thing tbh :3

I LOVE THAT MONEY TOWER. I thought I was the only one who remembered that!

1. The ability to manipulate light. Seriously, that would rock so hard.
2. Getting to choose when and how I die. Even if that means I live for 500 or even 5,000 years. And I could still die if I ever get bored with life.
3. Being able to stop or speed up time. Some moments just deserve to last. Sometimes I need more time to get things done. Sometimes I'm not ready for the next day to get here yet, or sometimes it doesn't come fast enough (like 22nd, for example.)

1.) I'd wish there were 36 hours in a day so I could be an insomniac and still get a lot of sleep without sleeping in.

2.) I wish the TV series "Monk" was never canceled.

3.) I wish there was a wholegrain cereal that didn't taste like sawdust and cardboard! (kidding, there is no number 3!)