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 Bismarck.Antonious
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By Bismarck.Antonious 2011-06-22 20:28:53
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you: I'm invisible.
her: No you're not
you: Can you see me?
her: Yes
you: How about tomorrow night?
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By Bismarck.Antonious 2011-06-22 20:29:27
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Odin.Liela said:
Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I really can see myself in them. /blush

/cheer!!!
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By Sylph.Tigerwoods 2011-06-22 20:32:10
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I wanna put you on my towel rack and BAM!
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By Ramuh.Vinvv 2011-06-22 20:38:47
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your eyes are brown? so are mine, let's uckfa.
your eyes are green? so is this grass, let's uckfa.
your eyes are blue? so is this off brand kolonopin, here you go, i'll get you a few beers and then later we'll uckfa.
your eyes don't have a distinguishable color? I actually have to give you a compliment on this one. I dig eyes like that, [proceeds to have actual conversation]
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By Ramuh.Austar 2011-06-22 20:42:43
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Sylph.Tigerwoods said:
I wanna put you on my towel rack and BAM!
***' lol'd at that, don't know why that ***was so funny.
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By Bismarck.Bloodbathboy 2011-06-22 20:53:52
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If God made anything better than you he kept it for himself.
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By Quetzalcoatl.Milliniar 2011-06-22 20:58:03
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should i buy you some drinks or do you just want the money?
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By Sylph.Spency 2011-06-22 20:59:08
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Quetzalcoatl.Milliniar said:
should i buy you some drinks or do you just want the money?

A friend of mine told me a guy used that on her. He actually gave her the money too.
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By Asura.Tiamo 2011-06-22 21:50:20
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OK this is a surefire way to get laid.

Guy: If you touch my penis i will have sex with you.
Girl: AMG get away you creep!(other generic negative statement)
Guy: hey now.. let's not turn this rape into a murder..
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By Siren.Miyokonami 2011-06-22 22:08:06
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Shhh.. did you hear that? Its the sound of a 1000 angels getting nipple hard ons for you, sexy.
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By Siren.Miyokonami 2011-06-22 22:13:10
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Diabolos.Arnan said:
Guy: *Sits down next to a girl with a drink*
Guy: *Puts the drink next to his ear* and says "Ring Ring Ring"
Guy: *Looks towards girl and hands her the drink* and says "It's for you"



Yeahhh that would be roofied and no chick would or should accept it.
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By Quetzalcoatl.Milliniar 2011-06-22 22:17:54
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first you ask "do you know what time it is?"
as she goes to look at the time or even if she says she doesn't know you say "It's time to get your number"
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By Shiva.Darkshade 2011-06-22 22:32:13
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Party do you need it?
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