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 Asura.Saefinn
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By Asura.Saefinn 2010-09-06 05:55:45
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My friend's got this one:

"By the way, I'm Jewish...so did you want to take a look?"

But he hasn't had the balls to actually use it. :/
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By Bahamut.Kaioshin 2010-09-06 05:58:32
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Im not even jewish and I love throwing around my trimmed rig. Ladies love that this snake is sweaterless ;)
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By Carbuncle.Sevourn 2010-09-06 06:08:10
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Siren.Demetreos said:
"I've got more money than you can ever spend."

Odin.Zicdeh said:
"I bet I can drink more than you."

i'm pretty sure these two would have a very good success rate
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By Asura.Israfel 2010-09-06 06:21:15
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Bahamut.Kaioshin said:
Im not even jewish and I love throwing around my trimmed rig. Ladies love that this snake is sweaterless ;)
plusone!
sweaterless is bettuh!
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By Ifrit.Eikechi 2010-09-06 06:42:13
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I didn't think people still had the sweater on lol...Thought sweaterless was pretty much the standard regardless of religious preference
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By Ifrit.Toraness 2010-09-06 07:06:47
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Guy: Hi would you like a seat?
Girl: sure :)
Guy: *brushes hair from face* here let me clear you a space...
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By Asura.Flufferkins 2010-09-06 07:33:22
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Ifrit.Toraness said:
Guy: Hi would you like a seat?
Girl: sure :)
Guy: *brushes hair from face* here let me clear you a space...

ewewewewewewew why does he have hair just sitting on his face?
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By Ramuh.Tousou 2010-09-06 08:04:19
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No... really.
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2010-09-06 08:07:06
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Asura.Flufferkins said:
Ifrit.Toraness said:
Guy: Hi would you like a seat? Girl: sure :) Guy: *brushes hair from face* here let me clear you a space...
ewewewewewewew why does he have hair just sitting on his face?
Um maybe he has longer hair?
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By Siren.Monet 2010-09-06 08:08:52
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"Do you work at Subway?"

"No. Why?"

"Cause you just gave me a footlong."

/em half smirk + sexy eyes
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By Ragnarok.Psyence 2010-09-06 08:27:47
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This is the worse one that comes to mind (and hasn't been mentioned yet).

Guy comes up randomly and says to a girl:

"How about a banana split?
I provide the banana... and you do the split."
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By Bahamut.Jobice 2010-09-06 08:49:13
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Girl there must be a keg in your pants, cause I'd sure like to tap that ***!

You must be from Ireland, cause my penis is Dublin!

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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-09-06 10:47:23
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hey, I noticed your breasts compliment my eyes.
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By Diabolos.Arnan 2010-09-06 11:12:06
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Guy: *Sits down next to a girl with a drink*
Guy: *Puts the drink next to his ear* and says "Ring Ring Ring"
Guy: *Looks towards girl and hands her the drink* and says "It's for you"
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By Lakshmi.Toniudontknowme 2010-09-06 11:29:55
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Whenever i hear pickup lines i like to imagine the punch line as, "cause i'm going to rape you." Seems to always be a bit funnier to me.
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-09-06 11:38:04
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"Hey, Im going to buy you enough drinks to get you buzzed, dance with you with my hands on your ***, then we'll go back to my place and have wild animal sex. In the morning, you'll make me breakfast then piss off."
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By Midgardsormr.Renala 2010-09-06 11:48:13
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Hm... worst one I've ever gotten told? Was a party and I was told something along the lines of 'Is your shirt that small? Or are your *** just that big?' I kinda laughed abit, then walked away from the guy XD
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By Hades.Ferusio 2010-09-06 11:59:03
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very nice, how much?
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By Tavout 2010-09-06 11:59:30
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Nice Pants, What's the drop rate on those?
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By chichi 2010-09-06 12:07:31
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is it hot in here...or is just you??
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By Bismarck.Antonious 2011-06-22 20:07:01
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Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be Pretty Cute



Edit: NECROOOOOOOOOO!!!
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By Sylph.Tigerwoods 2011-06-22 20:08:01
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I'd eat a rotted fetus out of that thang girl
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By Bismarck.Antonious 2011-06-22 20:08:37
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Sylph.Tigerwoods said:
I'd eat a rotted fetus out of that thang girl

Holy ***Dude!!
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By Phoenix.Novaria 2011-06-22 20:08:37
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Tavout said:
Nice Pants, What's the drop rate on those?


OMG this is SO seriously AWESOME!!!! <3
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By Bismarck.Antonious 2011-06-22 20:09:49
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You: Stupid Phone....Here (hand her your phone) Can you fix this?
Her: What's wrong with it.
You: It doesn't have your number in it ;)
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2011-06-22 20:12:12
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I'm a virgin want to help me fix that?
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By Sylph.Tigerwoods 2011-06-22 20:12:23
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Bismarck.Antonious said:
Sylph.Tigerwoods said:
I'd eat a rotted fetus out of that thang girl

Holy ***Dude!!
lol best I could come up w/ on the top of my head.
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By Bismarck.Antonious 2011-06-22 20:16:23
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you: What has 142 teeth and holds back a monster?
her: what
you: My zipper.
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By Ramuh.Austar 2011-06-22 20:19:38
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Nice shoes, wanna ***?
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