College Drinking Stories

Off to uni in 11 days, ill get back to you.. lol
Who has a fully fledged career by the time they go to uni? :P

Nobody but have you seen how many people in national politics get stupid ***that they've done brought up against them? Pictures of people smoking weed etc can ruin you.

Who wants to go into politics anyway? (could be causing a massive derail here) but any standard career, no one's going to care if you got drunk at university. Personally I'm studying to become a geologist, so it's expected of me! =)

Lol I'm a dual major in political science & Prelaw.

it wasn't at a college but once my mom's *** husband got drunk and decided to grab a paintball gun and shoot up some guys car

that guy turned out to be a drug dealer or something and kept showing up around the condos with a gun and stuff, he also would park in front of our unit late at night playing very loud music

I don't mean any offense to your subject here, as I'm sure you're interested in it (you wouldn't be doing it otherwise) but...

Ewwwwwwwwwwww.

Only music that can be used as a weapon is lady gaga.

Or the majority or crap....sorry, rap.

Always a good game, turn on a TV show and drink every time somebody says another's name.

Bonus points if you turn it on Seinfield, half of the dorm would get drunk.

oh shi....

drinking stories not drinking games

24 'Damnit' game is fun apparently.

Don't matter, we're just bullshittin.

Ive come home after a night out and pissed on my christmas tree for some unknowen reason.

Also threated a subway member of staff while holding my *** in my hand to serve me a subway even though i had done a grab and run a few hours before there and forgotten,
I ended up in court for that stupid thing, but the raddest thing about it was the statment which said "he was seen waving his penis in a threatening manor" thats is just a very small ammount of stupid things ive done.

When I was goin to UNM My upstairs room mate invited me to her get together one night, because she wanted to see how I act drunk. All that was there were 4 girls. Anyway, I started drinkin with them, then I remember after awhile the room started spinnin, then I went outside to get some fresh air because I felt like I had to throw up, anyway one of the girls started talkin to me, and I didn't talk back, I was just nodding my head, I don't even remember what the hell she was sayin, I don't really think I was even listening to her, anyway, she leaned in to try and kiss me, and before she made contact I threw up, after that, I remember goin inside and laying on the ground, I remember her sayin somethin like "uhh your friend threw up", then I fell asleep, and thats all I remember....
When I woke up I was like "how long have I been asleep"?
But yeah, was real shitty, I never wanna get THAT drunk again....

I don't have any good drinking stories, but I have some super-fun cocaine and acid stories.

Edit - Oh yeah, when I was in high school. I drank like ***loads on my birthday for the first time sorta and puked all over my girlfriend while dancing, it was awesome.

I'm sure when you woke up you realized those stories never happened and you had just been passed the *** out on the couch.

First time for both those wasn't fun....AT ALL.

why do i feel like im the only person who hasnt ever gotten high or drunk

I'm the same. I never saw the use of it. I'm always pretty *** happy so just let the good times roll.

I've never been high, only drunk maybe twice. I'm always the driver in my circle of friends cause I was the youngest to get a car v.v

Lol I don't drive yet, but seeing as I rarely drink I'm assuming I'll be the driver :/

I've still got a slight phobia of driving so I've been putting off learning.

Pussy!

I'll *** you up with a string of sausages.

Actually employers quite frequently check your Myspace/Facebook profiles as a kind of background check. A picture of you smoking weed would be bad.

The specific example I recall was a man running for board of education in New York. He was clearly winning his election campaign and his oposition produced a picture of him smoking weed as a kid. He lost by a land slide because of it despite a public appology.

Personally I think its HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE that Americans judge people to standards they don't hold to themselves but w/e.

Ahahahaha.. Awesome..