kk will post the script here, put it in quote. I copy and pasted it so hopefully it comes out alright and not all over the place.
Quote:
Pumpkinman Project
Title: Super Hero Allowance
scene1
Location: Outdoor
Characters: Assorted super heroes.
Ambiont sound of people chatting outside.
Scene 2
Location: In doors
Characters: Assorted super heroes (ASH),Allowance advisor(AA) and Pumpkinman(PM)
AA:Hi!! Good to see you again, heres your allowance card!
ASH: Thank you thank you!
AA: ! So nice to see you back safe and sound.
AA: Uh Oh! Here comes the girls! (ducks and holds allowance cards up, powerpuff
girls fly in and grab their cards) Haha, crazy girls those ones.
PM: Im here for my allowance.
AA: Uh huh, and who are you?
PM: Who Am I? Im pumpkinman!? The superhero, im here for my allowance.
AA: Oooook. Let me check the list...*checks list* uh huh, mmm hmmm, i see.
You're not on the list!
PM: What do you mean im not on the list?
AA: You arent down as being a recognised super hero, sorry, move along, NEXT!
PM: wait wait wait. What do you mean not a recognised super hero?!
AA: No one knows who you are sir, you are not a super hero.
PM: I wanna talk to your supervisor.
AA: Sir, i am the supervisor, ok. Lets step into my office and we can go over the
proccedure.
Scene 3
Location: Advisors office
Characters: AA and PM
AA: Take a seat Mr.Pumpkin
PM: *angry face* Its pumkinman.
AA: Of course sir.
AA: Now let me pull up a blank file for you, since you are not on the system
PM: How long will this take?
AA: Well that depends on what you can do. We need to see if you are suitable to
to be given super hero allowance.
PM: But i am a super hero, i even have an arch enemy!
AA: I'll decide.
PM: Fine...
AA: Ahem, so, whats your name?
PM : PUMPKINMAN!
AA: Oh, thats your super hero name? Sure you dont want time to think it over a
little?
PM: ....
AA: Oook. Pumpkinman it is. And what exactly do you do?
PM: keep the city safe from villians! I am a vigilante.
AA: Yes, anyone can be a vigilante, what makes you stand out sir?
PM: I have super powers, unlike batman may i add, *looks at camera* He only
has a utility belt.
AA: HEY! Batman is a recognised member of this society, no bad mouthing the
Batman!
PM: Well Robins gay, whys he here?
AA: Yes, i cant argue with that, but he’s a double act with batman...
PM: Riight...
AA: Ok... So! What EXACTLY Are your powers?
PM: I can fly
AA: So can planes.
PM: WHAT?!... The powerpuff girls fly, thats all they can do. I can do more.
AA: Such as?
PM: I have pumpkin vision.
AA: and what exactly is this pumpkin vision?
PM: My eyes light up and i can see around in a dark room
AA: So can torches *turns to camera* Flashlights if you'r watching this in america!
PM: Who are you talking too?
AA: Ahem! No one! Nothing. so, you can fly and you can light up a room. What else?
PM: Er, thats it really.
AA: I see... let me run this through the system
PM: ....
AA: ....
PM: ....
AA: Ok, ive ran it through. Your not getting your allowance.
PM: Why the hell not?
AA: You dont classify as a super hero.
PM: what the heck am i then?
AA: Hahah, a talking pumpkin.
PM: .... *stares*
AA: Im sorry sir, your going to have to get a real job.
PM: *shocked face, close up* SCreams at the top of his lungs
shot zooms out from PM > office > outside the window > outside the building >
above the city > into space
Fade to black