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 Asura.Wyattdoc
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By Asura.Wyattdoc 2012-06-04 16:48:46
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Asura.Bartimaeus said: »
I wonder if there's a more aerodynamic animalpet to use for this.

Thoughts?


I want my turn!!!
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By Odin.Tsuneo 2012-06-04 16:49:43
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Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »
Zecilus said: »
White people..

There is a joke about asians and eating cats in this post somewhere.


Asian people do eat cats. What most people don't realize is that doesn't mean they are eating domestic cats.
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By Siren.Kunimatsu 2012-06-04 16:51:04
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The people getting offended over this are most likely offended because this isn't the norm within their society, so their sense of morality goes against this.

If you were born and raised in a hypothetical culture where turning your deceased pets into minature aircraft was tradition, you would be a minority thinking it was wrong.

It's the same with how in some societies eating certain animals is fine but in other places they find that disgusting.
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By Odin.Zicdeh 2012-06-04 16:57:19
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I watch Taboo on Natgeo cause I'm super social progressive and everyone else is just rubbish.
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By Zecilus 2012-06-04 16:59:48
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I know this is a long shot but I somehow find that eating meat, even a cat, as a source of protein more practical then turning it into a toy helicopter after it dies. Crazy I know.

Some cultures eat horses, some eat dog, some cultures find corn disgusting as well as pig.

I for one will straight ravage a new born pony if I was starving and it was a matter of survival. Meat is meat.

So this is what white dudes do when they aren't taking pics of their cacks in each other's mouths when they are asleep.

My point strictly being is white people do the craziest schnit.

..So again...

White people..

*Insert Dave Chappelle pic here*
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By Phoenix.Sehachan 2012-06-04 17:01:22
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Zecilus said: »
So this is what white dudes do when they aren't taking pics of their cacks in each other's mouths when they are asleep.
What kind of sick porn do you watch?
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By Zecilus 2012-06-04 17:02:07
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You've like... never watched any stand up comedy before in your life have you?
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By Odin.Zicdeh 2012-06-04 17:02:16
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Yes, we're creative, that's why we're the cultural paradigm of humanity.
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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2012-06-04 17:04:17
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Zecilus said: »
I know this is a long shot but I somehow find that eating meat, even a cat, as a source of protein more practical then turning it into a toy helicopter after it dies. Crazy I know.

Some cultures eat horses, some eat dog, some cultures find corn disgusting as well as pig.

I for one will straight ravage a new born pony if I was starving and it was a matter of survival. Meat is meat.

So this is what white dudes do when they aren't taking pics of their cacks in each other's mouths when they are asleep.

My point strictly being is white people do the craziest schnit.

..So again...

White people..

*Insert Dave Chappelle pic here*

If you really think only white people do crazy things please go outside and take your blinders off.
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By Caitsith.Sai 2012-06-04 17:04:55
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Bahamut.Cuelebra said: »
Caitsith.Sai said: »
Expect when the sun begins to die, becomes a red giant and incinerates the Earth.

Then your made-up values for the things that were once on the Earth mean jack.

Made-up values? How are actual figures based on chemical byproducts that contribute to an ecosystem "made-up." Actually they dont mean jack. Even in your hypothetical situation.

The Law of conservation of Mass will always be in affect. "Matter cannot be created or destroyed."

Because the ecosystem's existence is finite. Once it is gone any sense of value is also gone.
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By Zecilus 2012-06-04 17:06:08
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If I was serious I wouldn't have added a stand up comedian's name at the end of my post.

Stand

Up

Comedian

Comedy.

Not Serious
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By Sylph.Tigerwoods 2012-06-04 17:06:28
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I don't see what the big deal is. Not something I'd personally have any interest in, but the thing is dead. He can do whatever the fk he wants to do.
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By Odin.Tsuneo 2012-06-04 17:36:38
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Sylph.Tigerwoods said: »
I don't see what the big deal is. Not something I'd personally have any interest in, but the thing is dead. He can do whatever the fk he wants to do.
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By Bismarck.Angeleus 2012-06-04 17:55:59
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+1 To each moron, who keeps saying what's the big deal..



/thread :(
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By Fenrir.Richybear 2012-06-04 18:19:50
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Asura.Bartimaeus said: »
If they end up weaponizing it...

well...

You've been warned.

Just spray it with a water bottle, crisis averted.
Or throw a water bottle at it
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By Sylph.Tigerwoods 2012-06-04 18:41:04
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Bismarck.Angeleus said: »
+1 To each moron, who keeps saying what's the big deal..



/thread :(

Can't /thread your own post brah
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By Odin.Zicdeh 2012-06-04 19:00:08
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Sylph.Tigerwoods said: »
Bismarck.Angeleus said: »
+1 To each moron, who keeps saying what's the big deal..


/thread :(

Can't /thread your own post brah

/thread
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By Phoenix.Ladyjazz 2012-06-04 19:41:10
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With name of Orville the helicopter beats a popcorn bowl in the tummy, and it really beats the classic "use it for an oven mitt"!
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By Tsol 2012-06-04 19:45:34
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Surprised no one came up with Orville, the Kittyhawk seeing as the guy liked the Wright brothers so much.
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By Leviathan.Quetzacoatl 2012-06-04 23:51:22
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Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »
I wonder how long before someone mechanizes a lost pet.

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic cat. Sugar Lumpkins will be that cat. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.
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By Ramuh.Scizor 2012-06-05 02:14:34
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Its....wonderful...really wonderful! 8D
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By Bismarck.Rharmony 2012-06-05 02:29:09
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Totally going to turn my cat into a fighter plane when it dies.
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By Asura.Hit 2012-06-05 02:48:10
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Turning my orange tabby into a high speed remote controlled race cat. Troll all the dogs on the block when he can go like 90mph!
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