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By fonewear 2014-04-22 14:35:11
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Leviathan.Chaosx said: »
Technically the world only works the way you perceive it to work. There is no absolute.

Absolut vodka ?
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By Shiva.Onorgul 2014-04-22 14:37:43
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I imagine *** kids today are just too young to even know, but there was a time not so long ago that you went out of your way to work for and frequent the businesses of Family. It's been true of virtually every minority, anyhow (though I do love listening to the feuding in the East Asian community about who is and isn't serving real Chinese food). That kind of community protection is not something that happens when you feel safe.

Of course, that's why I stopped willingly eating at Red Lobster and Olive Garden and Chik-Fil-A, but apparently I'm a terrible person for judging someone on the basis of their words and deeds.
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By Siren.Mosin 2014-04-22 14:37:58
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Stolichnaya's!
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By Cerberus.Pleebo 2014-04-22 14:38:00
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Fine. How he wants the world to work and how it is actually documented to work.

FINAL ANSWER
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2014-04-22 14:56:34
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Cerberus.Pleebo said: »
Yes, yes, I know you can't actually be bothered reading anything contradictory.
Same goes for you bub.
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By Cerberus.Pleebo 2014-04-22 15:03:36
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There's citation of several non-survey studies and court opinions acknowledging LGBT discrimination in the first two links, which you would have known if you had bothered to at least skim through. PEW studies are almost always surveys. Anything else or are those goalposts getting to heavy to move around anymore?
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By Lye 2014-04-22 15:04:49
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Pleebo, you're better than trying to convince KingOfNobody to acknowledge his bias.
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2014-04-22 15:11:34
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Cerberus.Pleebo said: »
There's citation of several non-survey studies and court opinions acknowledging LGBT discrimination in the first two links, which you would have known if you had bothered to at least skim through. PEW studies are almost always surveys. Anything else or are those goalposts getting to heavy to move around anymore?
Their findings and opinions to both reports were based off of surveys.

Both surveys also use very broad definitions of discrimination. In some cases, not being promoted based by work performance was a form of discrimination.

But if you bothered to read your own sources, you would have seen that little tidbit, would you?

Future note: It doesn't help you to use two reports from the same authors and consider them different reports with different research methods. It makes you look idiotic.
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2014-04-22 15:32:51
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fonewear said: »
Leviathan.Chaosx said: »
Technically the world only works the way you perceive it to work. There is no absolute.

Absolut vodka ?
Touche.
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By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2014-04-22 15:35:44
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I'm still stuck on the construct of the thread's headline.. gay eggs.
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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2014-04-22 15:37:05
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Buzzfeed would be proud.
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2014-04-22 15:37:24
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Lakshmi.Zerowone said: »
I'm still stuck on the construct of the thread's headline.. gay eggs.
When two hens go at it, they both lay unfertilized eggs.

Which is basically what the eggs are in the gay egg hunt, unfertilized eggs. In fact, if you ever ate any eggs, you ate gay eggs!

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By Siren.Mosin 2014-04-22 15:37:28
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Lakshmi.Zerowone said: »
I'm still stuck on the construct of the thread's headline.. gay eggs.

lesbian ovaries beware!
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By fonewear 2014-04-22 16:15:01
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Siren.Mosin said: »
Lakshmi.Zerowone said: »
I'm still stuck on the construct of the thread's headline.. gay eggs.

lesbian ovaries beware!

That is the name of Ellen DeGeneres biography.
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By Shiva.Onorgul 2014-04-22 16:51:02
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Asura.Kingnobody said: »
Lakshmi.Zerowone said: »
I'm still stuck on the construct of the thread's headline.. gay eggs.
When two hens go at it, they both lay unfertilized eggs.

Which is basically what the eggs are in the gay egg hunt, unfertilized eggs. In fact, if you ever ate any eggs, you ate gay eggs!

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Not really. They're menstruation. Human women drop an unfertilized egg every 4 weeks regardless of scissoring or not.
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2014-04-22 16:52:41
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I think the real question here is what's the difference between a straight egg and a gay egg? It can't be color, since that's race, not sexual oriental.
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By Shiva.Onorgul 2014-04-22 16:56:11
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Color of chicken eggs is related more to diet than breed, anyhow. They're specifically fed to get the white shells people want. I'm fairly sure we do the same thing to cow's milk. It should be a fair bit more ivory than white.

And, yes, I'm responding seriously to a facetious proposal. I do that.
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2014-04-22 16:57:42
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It still doesn't define what it means to be a gay egg. That's color.
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2014-04-22 16:59:15
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Simpler question, how do eggs have sex? They have no genitals.
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By Lye 2014-04-22 17:00:25
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Maybe gay means happy?
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2014-04-22 17:00:58
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Lye said: »
Maybe gay means happy?
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By fonewear 2014-04-22 17:01:13
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Leviathan.Chaosx said: »
Simpler question, how do eggs have sex? They have no genitals.

Very carefully.
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By Shiva.Onorgul 2014-04-22 17:04:54
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Leviathan.Chaosx said: »
Simpler question, how do eggs have sex? They have no genitals.
They're gametes, which means they're not even really alive and occupy roughly the same living space as viruses. They taste marginally better, though.

So basically they don't have sex. But if you use an alternate definition of sex, since all ova are comprised of their mother's genetic contribution, all ova are nominally female. Thus, if there was any sex to be had, it would necessarily be lesbian in nature.

But there isn't. Because they're not alive.
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By Bahamut.Milamber 2014-04-22 17:06:24
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Lakshmi.Saevel said: »
The US Military doesn't care about sexuality. We knew who the gay and bi people were, as long as they did their job and didn't demand special treatment we didn't care. I've been to barracks parties where we had girls up on the table stripped each other and putting on quite a show. We knew the gay dude down the hall that always had other guys coming and going from his barracks room. We would see them going out and witness what they did at the clubs. There wasn't much "hiding" going on. They just didn't bring it into the office nor the field, which is all we really care about.
So as long as they didn't want the same kind of things that hetero couples did (get married, live together, public displays of affection, give benefits to a spouse, etc.), it was all ok, and it never bothered anyone?

It really, really should have.
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By Bahamut.Baconwrap 2014-04-22 17:26:08
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Shiva.Onorgul said: »
They're gametes, which means they're not even really alive and occupy roughly the same living space as viruses. They taste marginally better, though.

I dunno about you but herpes tastes fantastic! Or at least the areas by which you can contract it lol
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2014-04-22 17:28:37
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Would you like a side order of herpes with that? Only 59 cents more.
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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2014-04-22 17:34:24
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Bahamut.Baconwrap said: »
Shiva.Onorgul said: »
They're gametes, which means they're not even really alive and occupy roughly the same living space as viruses. They taste marginally better, though.

I dunno about you but herpes tastes fantastic! Or at least the areas by which you can contract it lol

And it's time to close up shop here.
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By Bahamut.Baconwrap 2014-04-22 17:37:27
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Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »
Bahamut.Baconwrap said: »
Shiva.Onorgul said: »
They're gametes, which means they're not even really alive and occupy roughly the same living space as viruses. They taste marginally better, though.

I dunno about you but herpes tastes fantastic! Or at least the areas by which you can contract it lol

And it's time to close up shop here.

NO! Not until the White House Gay Orgypalooza begins!!
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2014-04-22 17:43:17
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Egg Orgy!
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By Shiva.Onorgul 2014-04-22 17:43:50
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I honestly don't find that human skin tastes like much of anything, much less something "fantastic." And certainly not pus-dripping sores mixed with blood plasma.
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