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By Ramyrez 2014-12-30 10:13:54
I know it's a reach, but...
Josie = Josie and the Pussycats
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you:
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So a woman goes into the doctor and says to him, "Doctor, I've had 'What's New Pussycat' in my head for just...days. I can't get it out of my head! What do I do!?"
The doctor looks her in the eye and says, "I'm sorry, ma'am. You've got Tom Jones Syndrome."
Aghast, she finally asks, "Is this a rare disorder, doctor?"
He shrugs and says, "it's not unusual."
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-12-30 10:14:30
Ael-i-us in on a P&R tear for a day;
Rate-up needs to be mulled over.
He tends to just stay a-waaay.
Chuckle-worthy is in the eye of the be-hold-er.
Can someone fill me in on if my laughter is al-riiight.
Can someone fill me in on if my laughter is al-riiight.
I was really confused yesterday, and now my curiosity is killing me!
I think that was a miss. Syllables are way off.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-12-30 10:21:01
/pulls himself out of the oil sludge pit
I hope I can get these hands of mine clean by next year... <new year joke rimshot>
working sucks... PARKER! find out who invented work and have them killed...
christmas was awesome though. everyone gave me cigars and booze
/shares I must have done something right... though I can't for the life of me think what that might have been... /ponders
anyhoo... let's see... Patron XO Cafe is so sweet it will set your teeth on edge... it's like coffee syrup with booze in it... kind of like drinking vanilla extract...but coffee flavored /drinks it anyways
my forty year old gay kid brother is marrying a woman for reasons unknown but presumed sinister... I suspect it has something to do with revenge... my niece is pregnant...again... call my kid sister (her mom) grandma if you see her, she LOVES THAT.... which reminds me.
Hoppy, the next time your dad starts talking about politics make this deal with him. He doesn't talk about politics and you don't talk about your sex life... works like magic.
Ramy Latrobe is home of Rolling Rock beer speaking ill of latrobe will get you forty lashes...
I'll get to the rest of you bums in a minute...
By Ramyrez 2014-12-30 10:32:31
Ramy Latrobe is home of Rolling Rock beer speaking ill of latrobe will get you forty lashes...
I live there, I'm not speaking ill of it.
But Rolling Rock is horse piss. Especially now, since it isn't made here anymore. At least when it was made here you could get good specials on it at local bars.
Red Stripe, however, IS made here.
Jamaican beer my ***.
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-12-30 10:38:26
christmas was awesome though. everyone gave me cigars and booze
/shares I must have done something right... though I can't for the life of me think what that might have been... /ponders
Good to hear!!
my forty year old gay kid brother is marrying a woman for reasons unknown but presumed sinister... I suspect it has something to do with revenge... my niece is pregnant...again... call my kid sister (her mom) grandma if you see her, she LOVES THAT.... which reminds me.
Is he the only one in the family who is unaware of which way he actually swings? Gah! We knew, but didn't actually know, about my cousin since we were tots. Not a single person was surprised when he came out.
Hoppy, the next time your dad starts talking about politics make this deal with him. He doesn't talk about politics and you don't talk about your sex life... works like magic.
That...That might actually be a good plan!
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By Anna Ruthven 2014-12-30 10:42:32
I mostly like muscle cars and Japanese/German/British imports that are just the everyday, every guy hobby car and not rich boy/rich girl cars but earlier this year I went to work and an office worker drove his toy to work, it was a Mercedes Benz 560SL, around 1988 or 1989. I really like those for a two-seater.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2014-12-30 10:48:29
why are you guys singing songs about Josisafk ? :o
By Ramyrez 2014-12-30 10:49:11
I mostly like muscle cars and Japanese/German/British imports that are just the everyday, every guy hobby car and not rich boy/rich girl cars but earlier this year I went to work and an office worker drove his toy to work, it was a Mercedes Benz 560SL, around 1988 or 1989. I really like those for a two-seater.
My stepdad has a 1981 Triumph TR7. Has a few Gremlins, but he got it at a great price and loves tinkering with it. Fun little car.
(not his, but exactly the same, color and all)
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-12-30 10:50:40
Hoppy, the next time your dad starts talking about politics make this deal with him. He doesn't talk about politics and you don't talk about your sex life... works like magic.
That...That might actually be a good plan!
I made a similar deal with my father in law... it worked!
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By Anna Ruthven 2014-12-30 10:52:26
I mostly like muscle cars and Japanese/German/British imports that are just the everyday, every guy hobby car and not rich boy/rich girl cars but earlier this year I went to work and an office worker drove his toy to work, it was a Mercedes Benz 560SL, around 1988 or 1989. I really like those for a two-seater.
My stepdad has a 1981 Triumph TR7. Has a few Gremlins, but he got it at a great price and loves tinkering with it. Fun little car.
(not his, but exactly the same, color and all) I like MG Midgets too. If you mean the AMC Gremlin, that isn't an import or a muscle car. But I once saw Aelius shop a Gremlin into his "Ban-Mobile"
EDIT: Something I find cool about British sports cars is a lot of them have the tiniest little engines I've ever seen.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2014-12-30 10:54:26
one party left to go.
hopefully i dont have to pretend to get drunk and pretend to pass out this time~
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-12-30 10:55:07
Hoppy, the next time your dad starts talking about politics make this deal with him. He doesn't talk about politics and you don't talk about your sex life... works like magic.
That...That might actually be a good plan!
I made a similar deal with my father in law... it worked! Unless it backfires and then he starts to feel comfortable sharing his own experiences with you as well. Did I ever tell you about the day you were conceived? Your mother loved this one thing I did to her all the time! I've been shacking up with this lady I met a bingo and damn she sucks me dry every time!
Good luck with that.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-12-30 10:57:39
it isn't made here anymore. At least when it was made here you could get good specials on it at local bars.
goddamnit dude they used to have this awesome special there with a metal pail full of rolling rock and ice... on a hot summer's day after a long *** day at work it hit the spot...
/frantic memory search
damn that is a good memory... it was like... at a bar inside a holiday inn... when they still had the "Holidome" and I got a bucket of rolling rock and smoked a big fat cigar while sitting in the hot tub....
jebus...how long ago was that you could smoke indoors?....
I guess I haven't been to latrobe in longer than I thought...
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By Anna Ruthven 2014-12-30 10:57:51
Hoppy, the next time your dad starts talking about politics make this deal with him. He doesn't talk about politics and you don't talk about your sex life... works like magic.
That...That might actually be a good plan!
I made a similar deal with my father in law... it worked! Unless it backfires and then he starts to feel comfortable sharing his own experiences with you as well. Did I ever tell you about the day you were conceived? Your mother loved this one thing I did to her all the time! I've been shacking up with this lady I met a bingo and damn she sucks me dry every time!
Good luck with that. I don't even know what to think of this.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-12-30 11:00:11
Hoppy, the next time your dad starts talking about politics make this deal with him. He doesn't talk about politics and you don't talk about your sex life... works like magic.
That...That might actually be a good plan!
I made a similar deal with my father in law... it worked! Unless it backfires and then he starts to feel comfortable sharing his own experiences with you as well. Did I ever tell you about the day you were conceived? Your mother loved this one thing I did to her all the time! I've been shacking up with this lady I met a bingo and damn she sucks me dry every time!
Good luck with that.
no dad wants to hear about his daughter getting done...
<cajun accent>
I guarantee!
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By Anna Ruthven 2014-12-30 11:02:16
Hoppy, the next time your dad starts talking about politics make this deal with him. He doesn't talk about politics and you don't talk about your sex life... works like magic.
That...That might actually be a good plan!
I made a similar deal with my father in law... it worked! Unless it backfires and then he starts to feel comfortable sharing his own experiences with you as well. Did I ever tell you about the day you were conceived? Your mother loved this one thing I did to her all the time! I've been shacking up with this lady I met a bingo and damn she sucks me dry every time!
Good luck with that.
no dad wants to hear about his daughter getting done...
<cajun accent>
I guarantee!
Where have I heard that before?
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-12-30 11:07:29
It was more of a reply for the hoppy... think twice before you take that specific plunge.
First you have to ask yourself, "Do I have the fortitude necassary to bring up my sex life to my father?" If you can cross that line then you gotta be willing to take it the full way if he calls your bluff or takes the hit even though he doesn't want to but thinks you need to talk about it or something. How far are you willing to go to make your point man!?!?!
He could be one of those dads that takes it and starts talking about his own sex life to gross you out instead! Everyone loses down that path...
Some parents do it unprovoked so beware taking that path!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2014-12-30 11:10:06
It was more of a reply for the hoppy... think twice before you take that specific plunge.
First you have to ask yourself, "Do I have the fortitude necassary to bring up my sex life to my father?" If you can cross that line then you gotta be willing to take it the full way if he calls your bluff or takes the hit even though he doesn't want to but thinks you need to talk about it or something. How far are you willing to go to make your point man!?!?!
He could be one of those dads that takes it and starts talking about his own sex life to gross you out instead! Everyone loses down that path...
Some parents do it unprovoked so beware taking that path!
Mennonites sure are strange....
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-12-30 11:12:00
why are you guys singing songs about Josisafk ? :o
That was my initial thought, until it kicked in. LOL!
Unfortunately, I've already heard the circumstances surrounding both my and my brother's conception when my dad was completely ***-faced, crying drunk about three years ago. :/
That last part, Flav, just BLAH!
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-12-30 11:12:18
Well if one of my mennonite *** tried to pull that ***on me... First I'd have to remember which mother was his... there's so god damn many of them...
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By Ramyrez 2014-12-30 11:14:43
If you mean the AMC Gremlin,
I meant the Triumph has needed a lot of little repairs since he bought it. ie: mechanical gremlins.
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By Anna Ruthven 2014-12-30 11:17:46
If you mean the AMC Gremlin,
I meant the Triumph has needed a lot of little repairs since he bought it. ie: mechanical gremlins. Oh, LOL. Not used to hearing that expression. That really threw me off.
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By Ramyrez 2014-12-30 11:17:55
it isn't made here anymore. At least when it was made here you could get good specials on it at local bars.
goddamnit dude they used to have this awesome special there with a metal pail full of rolling rock and ice... on a hot summer's day after a long *** day at work it hit the spot...
/frantic memory search
damn that is a good memory... it was like... at a bar inside a holiday inn... when they still had the "Holidome" and I got a bucket of rolling rock and smoked a big fat cigar while sitting in the hot tub....
jebus...how long ago was that you could smoke indoors?....
I guess I haven't been to latrobe in longer than I thought...
Yeah. A Bucket of Rocks was a big thing all over the western side of the state. My parents used to serve them when they owned a restaurant in the 80s and that was up on the Kinzua Reservoir.
But yeah, they stopped making Rolling Rock in Latrobe in 2006 (per Wikipedia, the final batch of Rolling Rock was shipped from Latrobe on July 31, 2006).
You could smoke inside around here for several years after they stopped making RR in Latrobe. =\
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2014-12-30 11:18:09
why are you guys singing songs about Josisafk ? :o
That was my initial thought, until it kicked in. LOL!
Unfortunately, I've already heard the circumstances surrounding both my and my brother's conception when my dad was completely ***-faced, crying drunk about three years ago. :/
That last part, Flav, just BLAH! You're welcome.
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By Ramyrez 2014-12-30 11:20:43
It was more of a reply for the hoppy... think twice before you take that specific plunge.
First you have to ask yourself, "Do I have the fortitude necassary to bring up my sex life to my father?" If you can cross that line then you gotta be willing to take it the full way if he calls your bluff or takes the hit even though he doesn't want to but thinks you need to talk about it or something. How far are you willing to go to make your point man!?!?!
He could be one of those dads that takes it and starts talking about his own sex life to gross you out instead! Everyone loses down that path...
Some parents do it unprovoked so beware taking that path!
I remember like...my junior year of high school I went Christmas shopping with my uncle and while we're waiting in line at a K-mart he turns and says to me, "I'm in a good mood. I've had sex with your aunt two nights in a row this week. You're going to learn that doesn't happen very often in life."
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By Caitsith.Zahrah 2014-12-30 11:23:46
What about a Delorean, Girlboy?
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By Siren.Mosin 2014-12-30 11:28:02
morning all?
I am with Niko on finding the inventors of work killing them.
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By Anna Ruthven 2014-12-30 11:34:02
What about a Delorean, Girlboy? Coke still in the tires? Otherwise...meh. Windows are too small to let fresh air in.
By Ramyrez 2014-12-30 11:40:36
What about a Delorean, Girlboy? Coke still in the tires? Otherwise...meh. Windows are too small to let fresh air in.
If we're going to talk unbridled avarice, give me a 1966 Shelby Cobra 427 Super Snake.
Of course, there were only two made, only one still in existance, and the last one sold went for $5.5M in 2007. Personally made and driven by Carroll Shelby.
Edit: Seriously. 0-60 in 3 seconds. 800 HP. Could probably still run circles around many of today's best. Unf.
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By Anna Ruthven 2014-12-30 11:42:36
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing: 
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Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
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