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Chuck Norris vs. Absolute Virtue
 Cerberus.Phyrefly
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By Cerberus.Phyrefly 2010-10-01 18:11:37
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When Chuck Noriss was in the alps, fighting grizzly bears, he used his magical fire breath, and saved the maidens fair.


Oh ***, that was Brian Boitano. Nvm!
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By Phoenix.Stridentzephon 2010-10-01 21:11:18
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Why do people post on other people post with "OMG not another post about past topics? This is lame...... Blah blah blah!!!" And yet that person is reading the topic.... If you think that then don't read it and move on. Thanks!
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By Phoenix.Darki 2010-10-01 21:12:33
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Bahamut.Zorander said:
AV is too weak for Chuck Norris so no fight would take place.
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By Alexander.Sumo 2010-10-01 21:27:10
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The man who taught Chuck Norris everything he knows.
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By Siren.Enternius 2010-10-01 21:55:37
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Chuck Norris's great-great-great-great-great grandfather.
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By Titan.Darkwizardzin 2010-10-01 22:18:48
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Quetzalcoatl.Buckeyespud said:
A - Who would win?

B - What would the consequences of said fight be?

To answer your question:

A = Absolute Virtue

B = 80% of all Chuck Norris fans would commit Seppuku.

10% would go into a dark corner and mutter "why Chuck why" until they died of starvation.

The last 10% would stop making Chuck Norris jokes and move on with there lives.
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By Fenrir.Shallow 2010-10-01 22:23:52
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Titan.Darkwizardzin said:
Quetzalcoatl.Buckeyespud said:
A - Who would win?

B - What would the consequences of said fight be?

To answer your question:

A = Absolute Virtue

B = 80% of all Chuck Norris fans would commit Seppuku.

10% would go into a dark corner and mutter "why Chuck why" until they died of starvation.

The last 10% would stop making Chuck Norris jokes and move on with there lives.
I think nowadays most people are just a chuck norris "band-wagon jumper". Their friends or someone they knew liked Chuck and made these jokes so now they just look these jokes up and post them to think they're all cool.. >.> Was never fan myself considering the action looked obviously fake but eh..that is how most movies do things anyway.. :\

<--attempt at trolling #3.
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By Fenrir.Yinsha 2010-10-01 22:25:04
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A challenger appears.
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By Fenrir.Shallow 2010-10-01 22:26:37
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Fenrir.Yinsha said:
A challenger appears.
Is that bigfoot or just some really hairy guy? xD I'm serious about this btw...
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By Bismarck.Xdudemanx 2010-10-01 22:28:01
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Phoenix.Darki said:
Bahamut.Zorander said:
AV is too weak for Chuck Norris so no fight would take place.
/thread
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By Ragnarok.Anye 2010-10-01 22:30:07
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I think Chuck Norris would defeat AV.

Then, when the next shell kills JoL, Chuck Norris pops out, and roundhouse kicks FFXI into termination.
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2010-10-01 22:30:31
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What you talking about. He was awesome in Dodgeball and Um Sidekicks!!!
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By Bismarck.Kittypewpewpew 2010-10-01 22:38:43
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By Shiva.Khimaira 2010-10-01 23:09:29
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AV dies trying to lock Chuck Norris's 2-hrs.
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By Lakshmi.Ashido 2010-10-02 00:25:29
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It's a shame. because AV would never attack his master's ankles. Good Dog.
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By Siren.Catabolic 2010-10-02 00:30:33
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I'm pretty sure AV is just a growth on Chuck Norris. So yea Texas Ranger wins again.
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By Fenrir.Shindo 2010-10-02 02:02:26
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Chuck Norris went back in time and stopped the Kennedy assassination. He deflected two of the bullets with his beard, and roundhouse kicked the third one. Kennedy's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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By Lakshmi.Dmnone 2010-10-02 03:27:30
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chuck is 70 something years old guys its time for a new meme ... i suggest something with Dolph Lundren. PHOTOSHOPPERS commence photoshopping i'll bbl to check out your "work"
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