Some shitpost in between the merc posts!
Since Asura has such a huge population people need to find new and creative names when they make their characters, here's some of my favorites, in no particular order:
Horsemeat
Beefart(Bee fart or Beef art???)
Bootygoblin
Beeflips
I'm sure there's plenty more, just none that I can remember right now.
Best Names On Asura, The Hall Of Fame
Best names on Asura, the hall of fame
There used to be a taru running around with the name Girthquake, I always loved that one. I'll give Khaldongo a mention too
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Don't forgot boystwoman or whatever the name was.
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Can't forget my girl, Dhamelle. Elvaan female char XD
Would like to give Odoroo a mention
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There once was a mithra named Autism
Damn, only one of my characters mentioned so far. I need to up my naming game.
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Galka named Bleedingbeever, just gonna pretend that was an auto-picked name
excuse me for invading your asura holy grounds. on ragnarok we have a char called Pikmin. in it self it might not be funny. but as a danish person it make me laugh a little, since it translate to
"d*ck mine"
"d*ck mine"
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Gravyallover
I think funny when i see some celebrities in game. Like Jacksparrow, Hannamontana. Justinbieber, etc.
BTW, according to ToS, in theory you shouldnt choose a name from a real celebrity.
BTW, according to ToS, in theory you shouldnt choose a name from a real celebrity.
zixxer said: »
Bigblackwoman
This was a mule of Boystwomen, people would call hims Boyst, instead of Boys "Two" Men
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Bravefart, quadrupleburger, lilshitaru, elmassivehog.
Honorable mention to Bonehammer for having a sweet *** name + epic lock style combo.
Honorable mention to Bonehammer for having a sweet *** name + epic lock style combo.
Someone on right now named Sharted. Reminds me of a time a coworker saw our manager's phone open, she signed onto his Facebook, and posted "Oh my God. I just sharted myself". Man. That was excellent.
There is someone running around with a name like Shaftstroker as well, but I don't see them online so I'm not sure if that is exactly their name.
There is someone running around with a name like Shaftstroker as well, but I don't see them online so I'm not sure if that is exactly their name.
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I was force to changed mine when I moved from Lakshmi or however that server was spelled to Asura From Jinchuriki to Ellv now everyone that checks me thinks i am a bot because of the double LL Its a bit frustrating, I was trying for a nice name and all taken so finally randomly type letters and it looked good to me so I just rolled with it, I am one of those people who name their automaton odd names like V-1000 or X-32 :D
Also my taru was named Kaiju I thought that was funny/clever the smallest race with the biggest name lol thinking elvan or Galka would be showing up to the party and nope just a taru here to take you down 1 knee at a time lolz
My favorite was still Hotbutterfish from Seraph before the merge. He was a nice enough guy and he used the auto naming feature inside the game.
Hotbutterfish was a good name for a galka alone, but in a party his name was shortened tooo...
Hotbutt
Man this guy hated being called hotbutt so much he eventually quit the game. SE should have added a rename feature.
Hotbutterfish was a good name for a galka alone, but in a party his name was shortened tooo...
Hotbutt
Man this guy hated being called hotbutt so much he eventually quit the game. SE should have added a rename feature.
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I'll admit, I get a bit of a giggle every time I see Kupocshakur in Jeuno
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Girthquake and Flaccidcelery come to mind as the first, there’s more but I’ll remember them later XD
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Does it have to be Asura? I don't remember which server it was on, but I'll never forget the pair of Tarutaru bazaar mules that sat next to each other named "Gofu" and "Ckyourself"
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I have a taru mule named Lancealiddle.
Not everyone has the time to lance alot.
Not everyone has the time to lance alot.
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I am not on asura but my original mules
Youare Really Wastingmoney
https://www.ffxiah.com/screenshots/48429
Youare Really Wastingmoney
https://www.ffxiah.com/screenshots/48429
Qiqirnmercenary said: »
Girthquake and Flaccidcelery come to mind as the first, there’s more but I’ll remember them later XD
Oh yeah I definitely get a giggle everytime I see Flaccidcelery
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